I also write standalone cryptic clues from time to time. Here are a few that I think are amusing:

• Bit of land storing endless cars and related gas-users, primarily! (7 3)
• Heading off? Try to follow it in a specific period of time! (9)
• Vital process distributing its letters all around Earth! (6, 7)
• Our old unending snake hints of reincarnation of souls! (9)
• Pacific or Aldabran feature! (5)
• The interrupting English symbol, primarily in assembled pairs! (11)
• “Phone initially limits an indecent demeanor’s inverse (4)” is basic (10)
• An evil twin e.g, lopped with agitation e.g, lopped with agitation (12)
• Imp opener, after some harassment, embraces initially high-earning movie that released on July 21, 2023 (enumeration withheld)
• Bearing bearing bearing bearing bearing bearing bearing bearing bearing bearing bearing bearing bearing: close to total lunacy (13)
• For example, Queen’s “Don’t Stop Me Now” starting on “gonna” and ending on “real” (ignoring the highest note) is played with ritardando, essentially (4 4)
• ___ : at fore :: false : true! (3)

Here’s a cryptic crossword:

• 1A/4A/5A/1D/2D/3D. Order tamale (not a medium or large) and put away a meal (3)