"Does this make me look fat?": A fine line between truth and humor

The once- and still-hot Nicole Eggert, via Funny or Die, puts herself out there to make a valid point:

Nicole Eggert is BACK IN BAYWATCH! from Nicole Eggert

Slacker Friday Cover of the Day: "Enter Sandman" . . . on kazoo!

This one goes out to the lovely Jehan (who you can check out here, and find out where to watch her on the TV today and Monday here):

Hindsight is 20-20, especially on those new president award thingies

MEMO

To: Arizona State Commencement authorities.

From: Nobel Peace Prize committee.

Re: Barack Obama.

FYI.

If all dogs didn't go to heaven, this one would head the line

One of our two dogs, Buster, died yesterday.


It sucks, but like all loves, the rewards were absolutely worth the costs and unavoidable risk of inevitable separation.

I hope the start of Buster's time off this mortal coil is an entertaining as this take from "All Dogs Go To Heaven."

R.I.P.

I Had a Good Reason to Miss the UM-ND Game, but I Can At Least Get Propagandized

The well-produced opening montage to yesterday's game, which I'm sure all 110,000-plus attendees listened to raptly:

[Edit: I took out the embed, because the music bed under automatic video launch was frickin' annoying, so here's the link.}

Go Blue!

Non Sequitur of the Day: I <3 The Big Apple Edition

"To live in this town you must be tough, tough, tough, tough, tough!"

Slacker Friday (Non Sequitur) Cover of the Day: I Want Money, Part 7

Widespread Panic covering the late, great Warren Zevon:

"Send (this) lawyer s, guns and money . . ."

Non Sequitur of the Day: I Want Money Edition, Part 6

"Money, it's a gas /

Grab that cash with both hands and make a stash /

New car, caviar, four star daydream /

Think I'll buy me a football team."

"His Pet Boy Sherman" Is a Concept that SO Does Not Work in 2009

I am so ready to channel Mr. Peabody:

Non Sequitur of the Day: I Want Money Edition, Part 5

"To Hell with poverty /

We'll get drunk on cheap wine . . ."