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85</figure></div></a></div><div class="w-full p-3"><div class="space-y-3"><a class="" data-discover="true" href="/p/jabroni-capital-acquires-wework"><div class="space-y-2"><div class="flex flex-wrap-reverse items-center justify-between"><div class="flex items-center space-x-1"><span style="color:#2C81E5;font-family:Poppins, sans-ui-sans-serif, system-ui, -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, "Segoe UI", Roboto,"Helvetica Neue", Arial, "Noto Sans", sans-serif, "Apple Color Emoji", "Segoe UI Emoji", "Segoe UI Symbol", "Noto Color Emoji"" class="!text-xs text-gray-600 text-xs sm:text-sm font-light font-poppins"><time dateTime="2023-11-13T15:26:16.873Z">Nov 13, 2023</time></span></div><div class="flex items-center space-x-3"><span style="color:#2C81E5" class="flex items-center space-x-0.5 text-sm font-regular font-ariel"><svg xmlns="http://www.w3.org/2000/svg" viewBox="0 0 24 24" fill="currentColor" aria-hidden="true" data-slot="icon" class="h-4 w-4"><path d="m11.645 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85</figure></div></a></div><div class="w-full p-3"><div class="space-y-3"><a class="" data-discover="true" href="/p/the-empire-strikes-back"><div class="space-y-2"><div class="flex flex-wrap-reverse items-center justify-between"><div class="flex items-center space-x-1"><span style="color:#2C81E5;font-family:Poppins, sans-ui-sans-serif, system-ui, -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, "Segoe UI", Roboto,"Helvetica Neue", Arial, "Noto Sans", sans-serif, "Apple Color Emoji", "Segoe UI Emoji", "Segoe UI Symbol", "Noto Color Emoji"" class="!text-xs text-gray-600 text-xs sm:text-sm font-light font-poppins"><time dateTime="2026-03-09T15:55:25.156Z">Mar 09, 2026</time></span></div><div class="flex items-center space-x-3"><span style="color:#2C81E5" class="flex items-center space-x-0.5 text-sm font-regular font-ariel"><svg xmlns="http://www.w3.org/2000/svg" viewBox="0 0 24 24" fill="currentColor" aria-hidden="true" data-slot="icon" class="h-4 w-4"><path d="m11.645 20.91-.007-.003-.022-.012a15.247 15.247 0 0 1-.383-.218 25.18 25.18 0 0 1-4.244-3.17C4.688 15.36 2.25 12.174 2.25 8.25 2.25 5.322 4.714 3 7.688 3A5.5 5.5 0 0 1 12 5.052 5.5 5.5 0 0 1 16.313 3c2.973 0 5.437 2.322 5.437 5.25 0 3.925-2.438 7.111-4.739 9.256a25.175 25.175 0 0 1-4.244 3.17 15.247 15.247 0 0 1-.383.219l-.022.012-.007.004-.003.001a.752.752 0 0 1-.704 0l-.003-.001Z"></path></svg></span><span style="color:#2C81E5" class="flex items-center space-x-0.5 text-sm font-regular font-ariel"><svg xmlns="http://www.w3.org/2000/svg" viewBox="0 0 24 24" fill="currentColor" aria-hidden="true" data-slot="icon" class="h-4 w-4"><path fill-rule="evenodd" d="M4.848 2.771A49.144 49.144 0 0 1 12 2.25c2.43 0 4.817.178 7.152.52 1.978.292 3.348 2.024 3.348 3.97v6.02c0 1.946-1.37 3.678-3.348 3.97-1.94.284-3.916.455-5.922.505a.39.39 0 0 0-.266.112L8.78 21.53A.75.75 0 0 1 7.5 21v-3.955a48.842 48.842 0 0 1-2.652-.316c-1.978-.29-3.348-2.024-3.348-3.97V6.741c0-1.946 1.37-3.68 3.348-3.97Z" clip-rule="evenodd"></path></svg></span></div></div><div class="cursor-pointer space-y-1"><h2 style="color:#222222;font-family:Poppins, sans-ui-sans-serif, system-ui, -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, "Segoe UI", Roboto,"Helvetica Neue", Arial, "Noto Sans", sans-serif, "Apple Color Emoji", "Segoe UI Emoji", "Segoe UI Symbol", "Noto Color Emoji"" class="line-clamp-2 hover:underline sm:line-clamp-3 text-lg sm:text-xl font-semibold font-poppins">The Empire Strikes Back</h2><p style="color:#222222;font-family:Open Sans, sans-ui-sans-serif, system-ui, -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, "Segoe UI", Roboto,"Helvetica Neue", Arial, "Noto Sans", sans-serif, "Apple Color Emoji", "Segoe UI Emoji", "Segoe UI Symbol", "Noto Color Emoji"" class="line-clamp-2 sm:line-clamp-3 text-md font-light font-open_sans">Your favorite newsletter is back to talk about the conflict in the middle east. </p></div></div></a><a class="group flex flex-col items-start space-x-0 space-y-1 sm:flex-row sm:items-center sm:space-x-2 sm:space-y-0" data-discover="true" href="/authors"><div class="flex -space-x-1.5 overflow-hidden"><div class="h-7 w-7 rounded-full"><img class="inline-block h-7 w-7 rounded-full" src="https://beehiiv-images-production.s3.amazonaws.com/uploads/user/profile_picture/2cc094bd-e673-4dc9-8958-0d03804b4fc3/unnamed__3_.jpg" alt="Jack Kuveke" style="border:1px solid #FFFFFF"/></div><div class="h-7 w-7 rounded-full"><img class="inline-block h-7 w-7 rounded-full" src="https://beehiiv-images-production.s3.amazonaws.com/static_assets/gradient_avatar_2.png" alt="James Kuveke" style="border:1px solid #FFFFFF"/></div></div><div class="flex items-center"><span style="color:#2C81E5;font-family:Poppins, sans-ui-sans-serif, system-ui, -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, "Segoe UI", Roboto,"Helvetica Neue", Arial, "Noto Sans", sans-serif, "Apple Color Emoji", "Segoe UI Emoji", "Segoe UI Symbol", "Noto Color Emoji"" class="group-hover:underline text-xs sm:text-sm font-semibold font-poppins">Jack Kuveke, +1</span></div></a></div></div></div><div class="transparent h-full cursor-pointer overflow-hidden rounded-lg flex flex-col border" style="background-color:#FFFFFF;border-color:#E5E7EB"><div class="relative w-full"><div class="flex items-center gap-1 absolute left-4 top-4 z-10"></div><a class="" data-discover="true" href="/p/i-m-a-coward"><div class="w-full"><figure class="aspect-social relative h-full overflow-hidden w-full"><img loading="eager" width="800" height="421" src="https://media.beehiiv.com/cdn-cgi/image/format=auto,width=800,height=421,fit=scale-down,onerror=redirect/uploads/asset/file/19a596cc-80e9-488a-bd7c-26e50ecd1bf0/74142CC2-86E2-4111-91C6-4A1AF14D362D.JPG" alt="I'm a Coward" class="absolute inset-0 h-full w-full object-cover"/>
85</figure></div></a></div><div class="w-full p-3"><div class="space-y-3"><a class="" data-discover="true" href="/p/i-m-a-coward"><div class="space-y-2"><div class="flex flex-wrap-reverse items-center justify-between"><div class="flex items-center space-x-1"><span style="color:#2C81E5;font-family:Poppins, sans-ui-sans-serif, system-ui, -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, "Segoe UI", Roboto,"Helvetica Neue", Arial, "Noto Sans", sans-serif, "Apple Color Emoji", "Segoe UI Emoji", "Segoe UI Symbol", "Noto Color Emoji"" class="!text-xs text-gray-600 text-xs sm:text-sm font-light font-poppins"><time dateTime="2026-02-03T18:52:48.413Z">Feb 03, 2026</time></span></div><div class="flex items-center space-x-3"><span style="color:#2C81E5" class="flex items-center space-x-0.5 text-sm font-regular font-ariel"><svg xmlns="http://www.w3.org/2000/svg" viewBox="0 0 24 24" fill="currentColor" aria-hidden="true" data-slot="icon" class="h-4 w-4"><path d="m11.645 20.91-.007-.003-.022-.012a15.247 15.247 0 0 1-.383-.218 25.18 25.18 0 0 1-4.244-3.17C4.688 15.36 2.25 12.174 2.25 8.25 2.25 5.322 4.714 3 7.688 3A5.5 5.5 0 0 1 12 5.052 5.5 5.5 0 0 1 16.313 3c2.973 0 5.437 2.322 5.437 5.25 0 3.925-2.438 7.111-4.739 9.256a25.175 25.175 0 0 1-4.244 3.17 15.247 15.247 0 0 1-.383.219l-.022.012-.007.004-.003.001a.752.752 0 0 1-.704 0l-.003-.001Z"></path></svg></span><span style="color:#2C81E5" class="flex items-center space-x-0.5 text-sm font-regular font-ariel"><svg xmlns="http://www.w3.org/2000/svg" viewBox="0 0 24 24" fill="currentColor" aria-hidden="true" data-slot="icon" class="h-4 w-4"><path fill-rule="evenodd" d="M4.848 2.771A49.144 49.144 0 0 1 12 2.25c2.43 0 4.817.178 7.152.52 1.978.292 3.348 2.024 3.348 3.97v6.02c0 1.946-1.37 3.678-3.348 3.97-1.94.284-3.916.455-5.922.505a.39.39 0 0 0-.266.112L8.78 21.53A.75.75 0 0 1 7.5 21v-3.955a48.842 48.842 0 0 1-2.652-.316c-1.978-.29-3.348-2.024-3.348-3.97V6.741c0-1.946 1.37-3.68 3.348-3.97Z" clip-rule="evenodd"></path></svg></span></div></div><div class="cursor-pointer space-y-1"><h2 style="color:#222222;font-family:Poppins, sans-ui-sans-serif, system-ui, -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, "Segoe UI", Roboto,"Helvetica Neue", Arial, "Noto Sans", sans-serif, "Apple Color Emoji", "Segoe UI Emoji", "Segoe UI Symbol", "Noto Color Emoji"" class="line-clamp-2 hover:underline sm:line-clamp-3 text-lg sm:text-xl font-semibold font-poppins">I'm a Coward</h2><p style="color:#222222;font-family:Open Sans, sans-ui-sans-serif, system-ui, -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, "Segoe UI", Roboto,"Helvetica Neue", Arial, "Noto Sans", sans-serif, "Apple Color Emoji", "Segoe UI Emoji", "Segoe UI Symbol", "Noto Color Emoji"" class="line-clamp-2 sm:line-clamp-3 text-md font-light font-open_sans">We react to 4 insane stories that are currently plaguing the news </p></div></div></a><a class="group flex flex-col items-start space-x-0 space-y-1 sm:flex-row sm:items-center sm:space-x-2 sm:space-y-0" data-discover="true" href="/authors"><div class="flex -space-x-1.5 overflow-hidden"><div class="h-7 w-7 rounded-full"><img class="inline-block h-7 w-7 rounded-full" src="https://beehiiv-images-production.s3.amazonaws.com/uploads/user/profile_picture/2cc094bd-e673-4dc9-8958-0d03804b4fc3/unnamed__3_.jpg" alt="Jack Kuveke" style="border:1px solid #FFFFFF"/></div></div><div class="flex items-center"><span style="color:#2C81E5;font-family:Poppins, sans-ui-sans-serif, system-ui, -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, "Segoe UI", Roboto,"Helvetica Neue", Arial, "Noto Sans", sans-serif, "Apple Color Emoji", "Segoe UI Emoji", "Segoe UI Symbol", "Noto Color Emoji"" class="group-hover:underline text-xs sm:text-sm font-semibold font-poppins">Jack Kuveke</span></div></a></div></div></div><div class="transparent h-full cursor-pointer overflow-hidden rounded-lg flex flex-col border" style="background-color:#FFFFFF;border-color:#E5E7EB"><div class="relative w-full"><div class="flex items-center gap-1 absolute left-4 top-4 z-10"></div><a class="" data-discover="true" href="/p/unc-status"><div class="w-full"><figure class="aspect-social relative h-full overflow-hidden w-full"><img loading="eager" width="800" height="421" src="https://media.beehiiv.com/cdn-cgi/image/format=auto,width=800,height=421,fit=scale-down,onerror=redirect/uploads/asset/file/aad487bb-58c8-43fc-a5c4-facccc47a072/different_hairstyles_for_different_jobs_meme.jpeg" alt="Unc Status" class="absolute inset-0 h-full w-full object-cover"/>
85</figure></div></a></div><div class="w-full p-3"><div class="space-y-3"><a class="" data-discover="true" href="/p/unc-status"><div class="space-y-2"><div class="flex flex-wrap-reverse items-center justify-between"><div class="flex items-center space-x-1"><span style="color:#2C81E5;font-family:Poppins, sans-ui-sans-serif, system-ui, -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, "Segoe UI", Roboto,"Helvetica Neue", Arial, "Noto Sans", sans-serif, "Apple Color Emoji", "Segoe UI Emoji", "Segoe UI Symbol", "Noto Color Emoji"" class="!text-xs text-gray-600 text-xs sm:text-sm font-light font-poppins"><time dateTime="2026-01-26T20:04:07.450Z">Jan 26, 2026</time></span></div><div class="flex items-center space-x-3"><span style="color:#2C81E5" class="flex items-center space-x-0.5 text-sm font-regular font-ariel"><svg xmlns="http://www.w3.org/2000/svg" viewBox="0 0 24 24" fill="currentColor" aria-hidden="true" data-slot="icon" class="h-4 w-4"><path d="m11.645 20.91-.007-.003-.022-.012a15.247 15.247 0 0 1-.383-.218 25.18 25.18 0 0 1-4.244-3.17C4.688 15.36 2.25 12.174 2.25 8.25 2.25 5.322 4.714 3 7.688 3A5.5 5.5 0 0 1 12 5.052 5.5 5.5 0 0 1 16.313 3c2.973 0 5.437 2.322 5.437 5.25 0 3.925-2.438 7.111-4.739 9.256a25.175 25.175 0 0 1-4.244 3.17 15.247 15.247 0 0 1-.383.219l-.022.012-.007.004-.003.001a.752.752 0 0 1-.704 0l-.003-.001Z"></path></svg></span><span style="color:#2C81E5" class="flex items-center space-x-0.5 text-sm font-regular font-ariel"><svg xmlns="http://www.w3.org/2000/svg" viewBox="0 0 24 24" fill="currentColor" aria-hidden="true" data-slot="icon" class="h-4 w-4"><path fill-rule="evenodd" d="M4.848 2.771A49.144 49.144 0 0 1 12 2.25c2.43 0 4.817.178 7.152.52 1.978.292 3.348 2.024 3.348 3.97v6.02c0 1.946-1.37 3.678-3.348 3.97-1.94.284-3.916.455-5.922.505a.39.39 0 0 0-.266.112L8.78 21.53A.75.75 0 0 1 7.5 21v-3.955a48.842 48.842 0 0 1-2.652-.316c-1.978-.29-3.348-2.024-3.348-3.97V6.741c0-1.946 1.37-3.68 3.348-3.97Z" clip-rule="evenodd"></path></svg></span></div></div><div class="cursor-pointer space-y-1"><h2 style="color:#222222;font-family:Poppins, sans-ui-sans-serif, system-ui, -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, "Segoe UI", Roboto,"Helvetica Neue", Arial, "Noto Sans", sans-serif, "Apple Color Emoji", "Segoe UI Emoji", "Segoe UI Symbol", "Noto Color Emoji"" class="line-clamp-2 hover:underline sm:line-clamp-3 text-lg sm:text-xl font-semibold font-poppins">Unc Status</h2><p style="color:#222222;font-family:Open Sans, sans-ui-sans-serif, system-ui, -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, "Segoe UI", Roboto,"Helvetica Neue", Arial, "Noto Sans", sans-serif, "Apple Color Emoji", "Segoe UI Emoji", "Segoe UI Symbol", "Noto Color Emoji"" class="line-clamp-2 sm:line-clamp-3 text-md font-light font-open_sans">I welcome a new member to my family and break down why nuclear energy is awesome (and not as common as it could be)</p></div></div></a><a class="group flex flex-col items-start space-x-0 space-y-1 sm:flex-row sm:items-center sm:space-x-2 sm:space-y-0" data-discover="true" href="/authors"><div class="flex -space-x-1.5 overflow-hidden"><div class="h-7 w-7 rounded-full"><img class="inline-block h-7 w-7 rounded-full" src="https://beehiiv-images-production.s3.amazonaws.com/uploads/user/profile_picture/2cc094bd-e673-4dc9-8958-0d03804b4fc3/unnamed__3_.jpg" alt="Jack Kuveke" style="border:1px solid #FFFFFF"/></div></div><div class="flex items-center"><span style="color:#2C81E5;font-family:Poppins, sans-ui-sans-serif, system-ui, -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, "Segoe UI", Roboto,"Helvetica Neue", Arial, "Noto Sans", sans-serif, "Apple Color Emoji", "Segoe UI Emoji", "Segoe UI Symbol", "Noto Color Emoji"" class="group-hover:underline text-xs sm:text-sm font-semibold font-poppins">Jack Kuveke</span></div></a></div></div></div><div class="transparent h-full cursor-pointer overflow-hidden rounded-lg flex flex-col border" style="background-color:#FFFFFF;border-color:#E5E7EB"><div class="relative w-full"><div class="flex items-center gap-1 absolute left-4 top-4 z-10"></div><a class="" data-discover="true" href="/p/this-newsletter-will-probably-piss-you-off-but-i-don-t-care"><div class="w-full"><figure class="aspect-social relative h-full overflow-hidden w-full"><img loading="eager" width="800" height="421" src="https://media.beehiiv.com/cdn-cgi/image/format=auto,width=800,height=421,fit=scale-down,onerror=redirect/uploads/asset/file/3b6a937d-632a-4f8d-be0d-b51ea7f26821/demons_keep_haunting_you.jpg" alt="This newsletter will probably piss you off (but I don’t care)" class="absolute inset-0 h-full w-full object-cover"/>
85</figure></div></a></div><div class="w-full p-3"><div class="space-y-3"><a class="" data-discover="true" href="/p/this-newsletter-will-probably-piss-you-off-but-i-don-t-care"><div class="space-y-2"><div class="flex flex-wrap-reverse items-center justify-between"><div class="flex items-center space-x-1"><span style="color:#2C81E5;font-family:Poppins, sans-ui-sans-serif, system-ui, -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, "Segoe UI", Roboto,"Helvetica Neue", Arial, "Noto Sans", sans-serif, "Apple Color Emoji", "Segoe UI Emoji", "Segoe UI Symbol", "Noto Color Emoji"" class="!text-xs text-gray-600 text-xs sm:text-sm font-light font-poppins"><time dateTime="2026-01-19T19:29:00.548Z">Jan 19, 2026</time></span></div><div class="flex items-center space-x-3"><span style="color:#2C81E5" class="flex items-center space-x-0.5 text-sm font-regular font-ariel"><svg xmlns="http://www.w3.org/2000/svg" viewBox="0 0 24 24" fill="currentColor" aria-hidden="true" data-slot="icon" class="h-4 w-4"><path d="m11.645 20.91-.007-.003-.022-.012a15.247 15.247 0 0 1-.383-.218 25.18 25.18 0 0 1-4.244-3.17C4.688 15.36 2.25 12.174 2.25 8.25 2.25 5.322 4.714 3 7.688 3A5.5 5.5 0 0 1 12 5.052 5.5 5.5 0 0 1 16.313 3c2.973 0 5.437 2.322 5.437 5.25 0 3.925-2.438 7.111-4.739 9.256a25.175 25.175 0 0 1-4.244 3.17 15.247 15.247 0 0 1-.383.219l-.022.012-.007.004-.003.001a.752.752 0 0 1-.704 0l-.003-.001Z"></path></svg></span><span style="color:#2C81E5" class="flex items-center space-x-0.5 text-sm font-regular font-ariel"><svg xmlns="http://www.w3.org/2000/svg" viewBox="0 0 24 24" fill="currentColor" aria-hidden="true" data-slot="icon" class="h-4 w-4"><path fill-rule="evenodd" d="M4.848 2.771A49.144 49.144 0 0 1 12 2.25c2.43 0 4.817.178 7.152.52 1.978.292 3.348 2.024 3.348 3.97v6.02c0 1.946-1.37 3.678-3.348 3.97-1.94.284-3.916.455-5.922.505a.39.39 0 0 0-.266.112L8.78 21.53A.75.75 0 0 1 7.5 21v-3.955a48.842 48.842 0 0 1-2.652-.316c-1.978-.29-3.348-2.024-3.348-3.97V6.741c0-1.946 1.37-3.68 3.348-3.97Z" clip-rule="evenodd"></path></svg></span></div></div><div class="cursor-pointer space-y-1"><h2 style="color:#222222;font-family:Poppins, sans-ui-sans-serif, system-ui, -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, "Segoe UI", Roboto,"Helvetica Neue", Arial, "Noto Sans", sans-serif, "Apple Color Emoji", "Segoe UI Emoji", "Segoe UI Symbol", "Noto Color Emoji"" class="line-clamp-2 hover:underline sm:line-clamp-3 text-lg sm:text-xl font-semibold font-poppins">This newsletter will probably piss you off (but I don’t care)</h2><p style="color:#222222;font-family:Open Sans, sans-ui-sans-serif, system-ui, -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, "Segoe UI", Roboto,"Helvetica Neue", Arial, "Noto Sans", sans-serif, "Apple Color Emoji", "Segoe UI Emoji", "Segoe UI Symbol", "Noto Color Emoji"" class="line-clamp-2 sm:line-clamp-3 text-md font-light font-open_sans">Today we rant about some of the latest health and wellness trends </p></div></div></a><a class="group flex flex-col items-start space-x-0 space-y-1 sm:flex-row sm:items-center sm:space-x-2 sm:space-y-0" data-discover="true" href="/authors"><div class="flex -space-x-1.5 overflow-hidden"><div class="h-7 w-7 rounded-full"><img class="inline-block h-7 w-7 rounded-full" src="https://beehiiv-images-production.s3.amazonaws.com/uploads/user/profile_picture/2cc094bd-e673-4dc9-8958-0d03804b4fc3/unnamed__3_.jpg" alt="Jack Kuveke" style="border:1px solid #FFFFFF"/></div></div><div class="flex items-center"><span style="color:#2C81E5;font-family:Poppins, sans-ui-sans-serif, system-ui, -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, "Segoe UI", Roboto,"Helvetica Neue", Arial, "Noto Sans", sans-serif, "Apple Color Emoji", "Segoe UI Emoji", "Segoe UI Symbol", "Noto Color Emoji"" class="group-hover:underline text-xs sm:text-sm font-semibold font-poppins">Jack Kuveke</span></div></a></div></div></div><div class="transparent h-full cursor-pointer overflow-hidden rounded-lg flex flex-col border" style="background-color:#FFFFFF;border-color:#E5E7EB"><div class="relative w-full"><div class="flex items-center gap-1 absolute left-4 top-4 z-10"></div><a class="" data-discover="true" href="/p/operation-arepa"><div class="w-full"><figure class="aspect-social relative h-full overflow-hidden w-full"><img loading="eager" width="800" height="421" src="https://media.beehiiv.com/cdn-cgi/image/format=auto,width=800,height=421,fit=scale-down,onerror=redirect/uploads/asset/file/3d943502-8cf0-4b07-a46a-b19b92c8c310/us_captures_venezeual.jpg" alt="Operation Arepa" class="absolute inset-0 h-full w-full object-cover"/>
85</figure></div></a></div><div class="w-full p-3"><div class="space-y-3"><a class="" data-discover="true" href="/p/operation-arepa"><div class="space-y-2"><div class="flex flex-wrap-reverse items-center justify-between"><div class="flex items-center space-x-1"><span style="color:#2C81E5;font-family:Poppins, sans-ui-sans-serif, system-ui, -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, "Segoe UI", Roboto,"Helvetica Neue", Arial, "Noto Sans", sans-serif, "Apple Color Emoji", "Segoe UI Emoji", "Segoe UI Symbol", "Noto Color Emoji"" class="!text-xs text-gray-600 text-xs sm:text-sm font-light font-poppins"><time dateTime="2026-01-05T18:58:55.626Z">Jan 05, 2026</time></span></div><div class="flex items-center space-x-3"><span style="color:#2C81E5" class="flex items-center space-x-0.5 text-sm font-regular font-ariel"><svg xmlns="http://www.w3.org/2000/svg" viewBox="0 0 24 24" fill="currentColor" aria-hidden="true" data-slot="icon" class="h-4 w-4"><path d="m11.645 20.91-.007-.003-.022-.012a15.247 15.247 0 0 1-.383-.218 25.18 25.18 0 0 1-4.244-3.17C4.688 15.36 2.25 12.174 2.25 8.25 2.25 5.322 4.714 3 7.688 3A5.5 5.5 0 0 1 12 5.052 5.5 5.5 0 0 1 16.313 3c2.973 0 5.437 2.322 5.437 5.25 0 3.925-2.438 7.111-4.739 9.256a25.175 25.175 0 0 1-4.244 3.17 15.247 15.247 0 0 1-.383.219l-.022.012-.007.004-.003.001a.752.752 0 0 1-.704 0l-.003-.001Z"></path></svg></span><span style="color:#2C81E5" class="flex items-center space-x-0.5 text-sm font-regular font-ariel"><svg xmlns="http://www.w3.org/2000/svg" viewBox="0 0 24 24" fill="currentColor" aria-hidden="true" data-slot="icon" class="h-4 w-4"><path fill-rule="evenodd" d="M4.848 2.771A49.144 49.144 0 0 1 12 2.25c2.43 0 4.817.178 7.152.52 1.978.292 3.348 2.024 3.348 3.97v6.02c0 1.946-1.37 3.678-3.348 3.97-1.94.284-3.916.455-5.922.505a.39.39 0 0 0-.266.112L8.78 21.53A.75.75 0 0 1 7.5 21v-3.955a48.842 48.842 0 0 1-2.652-.316c-1.978-.29-3.348-2.024-3.348-3.97V6.741c0-1.946 1.37-3.68 3.348-3.97Z" clip-rule="evenodd"></path></svg></span></div></div><div class="cursor-pointer space-y-1"><h2 style="color:#222222;font-family:Poppins, sans-ui-sans-serif, system-ui, -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, "Segoe UI", Roboto,"Helvetica Neue", Arial, "Noto Sans", sans-serif, "Apple Color Emoji", "Segoe UI Emoji", "Segoe UI Symbol", "Noto Color Emoji"" class="line-clamp-2 hover:underline sm:line-clamp-3 text-lg sm:text-xl font-semibold font-poppins">Operation Arepa</h2><p style="color:#222222;font-family:Open Sans, sans-ui-sans-serif, system-ui, -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, "Segoe UI", Roboto,"Helvetica Neue", Arial, "Noto Sans", sans-serif, "Apple Color Emoji", "Segoe UI Emoji", "Segoe UI Symbol", "Noto Color Emoji"" class="line-clamp-2 sm:line-clamp-3 text-md font-light font-open_sans">So the U.S. captured the Venezuelan president this weekend...</p></div></div></a><a class="group flex flex-col items-start space-x-0 space-y-1 sm:flex-row sm:items-center sm:space-x-2 sm:space-y-0" data-discover="true" href="/authors"><div class="flex -space-x-1.5 overflow-hidden"><div class="h-7 w-7 rounded-full"><img class="inline-block h-7 w-7 rounded-full" src="https://beehiiv-images-production.s3.amazonaws.com/uploads/user/profile_picture/2cc094bd-e673-4dc9-8958-0d03804b4fc3/unnamed__3_.jpg" alt="Jack Kuveke" style="border:1px solid #FFFFFF"/></div></div><div class="flex items-center"><span style="color:#2C81E5;font-family:Poppins, sans-ui-sans-serif, system-ui, -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, "Segoe UI", Roboto,"Helvetica Neue", Arial, "Noto Sans", sans-serif, "Apple Color Emoji", "Segoe UI Emoji", "Segoe UI Symbol", "Noto Color Emoji"" class="group-hover:underline text-xs sm:text-sm font-semibold font-poppins">Jack Kuveke</span></div></a></div></div></div><div class="transparent h-full cursor-pointer overflow-hidden rounded-lg flex flex-col border" style="background-color:#FFFFFF;border-color:#E5E7EB"><div class="relative w-full"><div class="flex items-center gap-1 absolute left-4 top-4 z-10"></div><a class="" data-discover="true" href="/p/the-minnesota-daycare-scandal"><div class="w-full"><figure class="aspect-social relative h-full overflow-hidden w-full"><img loading="eager" width="800" height="421" src="https://media.beehiiv.com/cdn-cgi/image/format=auto,width=800,height=421,fit=scale-down,onerror=redirect/uploads/asset/file/a4e181de-d07e-4339-ba7d-a77cf24ffa2d/quality_learing_center.jpg" alt="The Minnesota Daycare Scandal " class="absolute inset-0 h-full w-full object-cover"/>
85</figure></div></a></div><div class="w-full p-3"><div class="space-y-3"><a class="" data-discover="true" href="/p/the-minnesota-daycare-scandal"><div class="space-y-2"><div class="flex flex-wrap-reverse items-center justify-between"><div class="flex items-center space-x-1"><span style="color:#2C81E5;font-family:Poppins, sans-ui-sans-serif, system-ui, -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, "Segoe UI", Roboto,"Helvetica Neue", Arial, "Noto Sans", sans-serif, "Apple Color Emoji", "Segoe UI Emoji", "Segoe UI Symbol", "Noto Color Emoji"" class="!text-xs text-gray-600 text-xs sm:text-sm font-light font-poppins"><time dateTime="2025-12-29T17:55:31.760Z">Dec 29, 2025</time></span></div><div class="flex items-center space-x-3"><span style="color:#2C81E5" class="flex items-center space-x-0.5 text-sm font-regular font-ariel"><svg xmlns="http://www.w3.org/2000/svg" viewBox="0 0 24 24" fill="currentColor" aria-hidden="true" data-slot="icon" class="h-4 w-4"><path d="m11.645 20.91-.007-.003-.022-.012a15.247 15.247 0 0 1-.383-.218 25.18 25.18 0 0 1-4.244-3.17C4.688 15.36 2.25 12.174 2.25 8.25 2.25 5.322 4.714 3 7.688 3A5.5 5.5 0 0 1 12 5.052 5.5 5.5 0 0 1 16.313 3c2.973 0 5.437 2.322 5.437 5.25 0 3.925-2.438 7.111-4.739 9.256a25.175 25.175 0 0 1-4.244 3.17 15.247 15.247 0 0 1-.383.219l-.022.012-.007.004-.003.001a.752.752 0 0 1-.704 0l-.003-.001Z"></path></svg></span><span style="color:#2C81E5" class="flex items-center space-x-0.5 text-sm font-regular font-ariel"><svg xmlns="http://www.w3.org/2000/svg" viewBox="0 0 24 24" fill="currentColor" aria-hidden="true" data-slot="icon" class="h-4 w-4"><path fill-rule="evenodd" d="M4.848 2.771A49.144 49.144 0 0 1 12 2.25c2.43 0 4.817.178 7.152.52 1.978.292 3.348 2.024 3.348 3.97v6.02c0 1.946-1.37 3.678-3.348 3.97-1.94.284-3.916.455-5.922.505a.39.39 0 0 0-.266.112L8.78 21.53A.75.75 0 0 1 7.5 21v-3.955a48.842 48.842 0 0 1-2.652-.316c-1.978-.29-3.348-2.024-3.348-3.97V6.741c0-1.946 1.37-3.68 3.348-3.97Z" clip-rule="evenodd"></path></svg></span></div></div><div class="cursor-pointer space-y-1"><h2 style="color:#222222;font-family:Poppins, sans-ui-sans-serif, system-ui, -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, "Segoe UI", Roboto,"Helvetica Neue", Arial, "Noto Sans", sans-serif, "Apple Color Emoji", "Segoe UI Emoji", "Segoe UI Symbol", "Noto Color Emoji"" class="line-clamp-2 hover:underline sm:line-clamp-3 text-lg sm:text-xl font-semibold font-poppins">The Minnesota Daycare Scandal </h2><p style="color:#222222;font-family:Open Sans, sans-ui-sans-serif, system-ui, -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, "Segoe UI", Roboto,"Helvetica Neue", Arial, "Noto Sans", sans-serif, "Apple Color Emoji", "Segoe UI Emoji", "Segoe UI Symbol", "Noto Color Emoji"" class="line-clamp-2 sm:line-clamp-3 text-md font-light font-open_sans">Let's get to the bottom of the Minnesota daycare drama</p></div></div></a><a class="group flex flex-col items-start space-x-0 space-y-1 sm:flex-row sm:items-center sm:space-x-2 sm:space-y-0" data-discover="true" href="/authors"><div class="flex -space-x-1.5 overflow-hidden"><div class="h-7 w-7 rounded-full"><img class="inline-block h-7 w-7 rounded-full" src="https://beehiiv-images-production.s3.amazonaws.com/uploads/user/profile_picture/2cc094bd-e673-4dc9-8958-0d03804b4fc3/unnamed__3_.jpg" alt="Jack Kuveke" style="border:1px solid #FFFFFF"/></div></div><div class="flex items-center"><span style="color:#2C81E5;font-family:Poppins, sans-ui-sans-serif, system-ui, -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, "Segoe UI", Roboto,"Helvetica Neue", Arial, "Noto Sans", sans-serif, "Apple Color Emoji", "Segoe UI Emoji", "Segoe UI Symbol", "Noto Color Emoji"" class="group-hover:underline text-xs sm:text-sm font-semibold font-poppins">Jack Kuveke</span></div></a></div></div></div><div class="transparent h-full cursor-pointer overflow-hidden rounded-lg flex flex-col border" style="background-color:#FFFFFF;border-color:#E5E7EB"><div class="relative w-full"><div class="flex items-center gap-1 absolute left-4 top-4 z-10"></div><a class="" data-discover="true" href="/p/imagine-the-smell"><div class="w-full"><figure class="aspect-social relative h-full overflow-hidden w-full"><img loading="eager" width="800" height="421" src="https://media.beehiiv.com/cdn-cgi/image/format=auto,width=800,height=421,fit=scale-down,onerror=redirect/uploads/asset/file/2cc33f74-6286-4f5e-a447-06f43a2df16a/writers_block_meme.jpg" alt="Imagine the Smell" class="absolute inset-0 h-full w-full object-cover"/>
85</figure></div></a></div><div class="w-full p-3"><div class="space-y-3"><a class="" data-discover="true" href="/p/imagine-the-smell"><div class="space-y-2"><div class="flex flex-wrap-reverse items-center justify-between"><div class="flex items-center space-x-1"><span style="color:#2C81E5;font-family:Poppins, sans-ui-sans-serif, system-ui, -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, "Segoe UI", Roboto,"Helvetica Neue", Arial, "Noto Sans", sans-serif, "Apple Color Emoji", "Segoe UI Emoji", "Segoe UI Symbol", "Noto Color Emoji"" class="!text-xs text-gray-600 text-xs sm:text-sm font-light font-poppins"><time dateTime="2025-12-15T19:23:12.306Z">Dec 15, 2025</time></span></div><div class="flex items-center space-x-3"><span style="color:#2C81E5" class="flex items-center space-x-0.5 text-sm font-regular font-ariel"><svg xmlns="http://www.w3.org/2000/svg" viewBox="0 0 24 24" fill="currentColor" aria-hidden="true" data-slot="icon" class="h-4 w-4"><path d="m11.645 20.91-.007-.003-.022-.012a15.247 15.247 0 0 1-.383-.218 25.18 25.18 0 0 1-4.244-3.17C4.688 15.36 2.25 12.174 2.25 8.25 2.25 5.322 4.714 3 7.688 3A5.5 5.5 0 0 1 12 5.052 5.5 5.5 0 0 1 16.313 3c2.973 0 5.437 2.322 5.437 5.25 0 3.925-2.438 7.111-4.739 9.256a25.175 25.175 0 0 1-4.244 3.17 15.247 15.247 0 0 1-.383.219l-.022.012-.007.004-.003.001a.752.752 0 0 1-.704 0l-.003-.001Z"></path></svg></span><span style="color:#2C81E5" class="flex items-center space-x-0.5 text-sm font-regular font-ariel"><svg xmlns="http://www.w3.org/2000/svg" viewBox="0 0 24 24" fill="currentColor" aria-hidden="true" data-slot="icon" class="h-4 w-4"><path fill-rule="evenodd" d="M4.848 2.771A49.144 49.144 0 0 1 12 2.25c2.43 0 4.817.178 7.152.52 1.978.292 3.348 2.024 3.348 3.97v6.02c0 1.946-1.37 3.678-3.348 3.97-1.94.284-3.916.455-5.922.505a.39.39 0 0 0-.266.112L8.78 21.53A.75.75 0 0 1 7.5 21v-3.955a48.842 48.842 0 0 1-2.652-.316c-1.978-.29-3.348-2.024-3.348-3.97V6.741c0-1.946 1.37-3.68 3.348-3.97Z" clip-rule="evenodd"></path></svg></span></div></div><div class="cursor-pointer space-y-1"><h2 style="color:#222222;font-family:Poppins, sans-ui-sans-serif, system-ui, -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, "Segoe UI", Roboto,"Helvetica Neue", Arial, "Noto Sans", sans-serif, "Apple Color Emoji", "Segoe UI Emoji", "Segoe UI Symbol", "Noto Color Emoji"" class="line-clamp-2 hover:underline sm:line-clamp-3 text-lg sm:text-xl font-semibold font-poppins">Imagine the Smell</h2><p style="color:#222222;font-family:Open Sans, sans-ui-sans-serif, system-ui, -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, "Segoe UI", Roboto,"Helvetica Neue", Arial, "Noto Sans", sans-serif, "Apple Color Emoji", "Segoe UI Emoji", "Segoe UI Symbol", "Noto Color Emoji"" class="line-clamp-2 sm:line-clamp-3 text-md font-light font-open_sans">Silicon Valley erupts after a startup engineer is fired for a joke</p></div></div></a><a class="group flex flex-col items-start space-x-0 space-y-1 sm:flex-row sm:items-center sm:space-x-2 sm:space-y-0" data-discover="true" href="/authors"><div class="flex -space-x-1.5 overflow-hidden"><div class="h-7 w-7 rounded-full"><img class="inline-block h-7 w-7 rounded-full" src="https://beehiiv-images-production.s3.amazonaws.com/uploads/user/profile_picture/2cc094bd-e673-4dc9-8958-0d03804b4fc3/unnamed__3_.jpg" alt="Jack Kuveke" style="border:1px solid #FFFFFF"/></div></div><div class="flex items-center"><span style="color:#2C81E5;font-family:Poppins, sans-ui-sans-serif, system-ui, -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, "Segoe UI", Roboto,"Helvetica Neue", Arial, "Noto Sans", sans-serif, "Apple Color Emoji", "Segoe UI Emoji", "Segoe UI Symbol", "Noto Color Emoji"" class="group-hover:underline text-xs sm:text-sm font-semibold font-poppins">Jack Kuveke</span></div></a></div></div></div><div class="transparent h-full cursor-pointer overflow-hidden rounded-lg flex flex-col border" style="background-color:#FFFFFF;border-color:#E5E7EB"><div class="relative w-full"><div class="flex items-center gap-1 absolute left-4 top-4 z-10"></div><a class="" data-discover="true" href="/p/tech-conferences-suck-5c24"><div class="w-full"><figure class="aspect-social relative h-full overflow-hidden w-full"><img loading="eager" width="800" height="421" src="https://media.beehiiv.com/cdn-cgi/image/format=auto,width=800,height=421,fit=scale-down,onerror=redirect/uploads/asset/file/8c4cecf6-6ce5-465d-9be5-ee82a4f6e102/thankful_meme.jpg" alt="Tech Conferences Suck" class="absolute inset-0 h-full w-full object-cover"/>
85</figure></div></a></div><div class="w-full p-3"><div class="space-y-3"><a class="" data-discover="true" href="/p/tech-conferences-suck-5c24"><div class="space-y-2"><div class="flex flex-wrap-reverse items-center justify-between"><div class="flex items-center space-x-1"><span style="color:#2C81E5;font-family:Poppins, sans-ui-sans-serif, system-ui, -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, "Segoe UI", Roboto,"Helvetica Neue", Arial, "Noto Sans", sans-serif, "Apple Color Emoji", "Segoe UI Emoji", "Segoe UI Symbol", "Noto Color Emoji"" class="!text-xs text-gray-600 text-xs sm:text-sm font-light font-poppins"><time dateTime="2025-12-01T18:03:08.623Z">Dec 01, 2025</time></span></div><div class="flex items-center space-x-3"><span style="color:#2C81E5" class="flex items-center space-x-0.5 text-sm font-regular font-ariel"><svg xmlns="http://www.w3.org/2000/svg" viewBox="0 0 24 24" fill="currentColor" aria-hidden="true" data-slot="icon" class="h-4 w-4"><path d="m11.645 20.91-.007-.003-.022-.012a15.247 15.247 0 0 1-.383-.218 25.18 25.18 0 0 1-4.244-3.17C4.688 15.36 2.25 12.174 2.25 8.25 2.25 5.322 4.714 3 7.688 3A5.5 5.5 0 0 1 12 5.052 5.5 5.5 0 0 1 16.313 3c2.973 0 5.437 2.322 5.437 5.25 0 3.925-2.438 7.111-4.739 9.256a25.175 25.175 0 0 1-4.244 3.17 15.247 15.247 0 0 1-.383.219l-.022.012-.007.004-.003.001a.752.752 0 0 1-.704 0l-.003-.001Z"></path></svg></span><span style="color:#2C81E5" class="flex items-center space-x-0.5 text-sm font-regular font-ariel"><svg xmlns="http://www.w3.org/2000/svg" viewBox="0 0 24 24" fill="currentColor" aria-hidden="true" data-slot="icon" class="h-4 w-4"><path fill-rule="evenodd" d="M4.848 2.771A49.144 49.144 0 0 1 12 2.25c2.43 0 4.817.178 7.152.52 1.978.292 3.348 2.024 3.348 3.97v6.02c0 1.946-1.37 3.678-3.348 3.97-1.94.284-3.916.455-5.922.505a.39.39 0 0 0-.266.112L8.78 21.53A.75.75 0 0 1 7.5 21v-3.955a48.842 48.842 0 0 1-2.652-.316c-1.978-.29-3.348-2.024-3.348-3.97V6.741c0-1.946 1.37-3.68 3.348-3.97Z" clip-rule="evenodd"></path></svg></span></div></div><div class="cursor-pointer space-y-1"><h2 style="color:#222222;font-family:Poppins, sans-ui-sans-serif, system-ui, -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, "Segoe UI", Roboto,"Helvetica Neue", Arial, "Noto Sans", sans-serif, "Apple Color Emoji", "Segoe UI Emoji", "Segoe UI Symbol", "Noto Color Emoji"" class="line-clamp-2 hover:underline sm:line-clamp-3 text-lg sm:text-xl font-semibold font-poppins">Tech Conferences Suck</h2><p style="color:#222222;font-family:Open Sans, sans-ui-sans-serif, system-ui, -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, "Segoe UI", Roboto,"Helvetica Neue", Arial, "Noto Sans", sans-serif, "Apple Color Emoji", "Segoe UI Emoji", "Segoe UI Symbol", "Noto Color Emoji"" class="line-clamp-2 sm:line-clamp-3 text-md font-light font-open_sans">Thanksgiving is over and it's time for a throwback rant</p></div></div></a><a class="group flex flex-col items-start space-x-0 space-y-1 sm:flex-row sm:items-center sm:space-x-2 sm:space-y-0" data-discover="true" href="/authors"><div class="flex -space-x-1.5 overflow-hidden"><div class="h-7 w-7 rounded-full"><img class="inline-block h-7 w-7 rounded-full" src="https://beehiiv-images-production.s3.amazonaws.com/uploads/user/profile_picture/2cc094bd-e673-4dc9-8958-0d03804b4fc3/unnamed__3_.jpg" alt="Jack Kuveke" style="border:1px solid #FFFFFF"/></div></div><div class="flex items-center"><span style="color:#2C81E5;font-family:Poppins, sans-ui-sans-serif, system-ui, -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, "Segoe UI", Roboto,"Helvetica Neue", Arial, "Noto Sans", sans-serif, "Apple Color Emoji", "Segoe UI Emoji", "Segoe UI Symbol", "Noto Color Emoji"" class="group-hover:underline text-xs sm:text-sm font-semibold font-poppins">Jack Kuveke</span></div></a></div></div></div><div class="transparent h-full cursor-pointer overflow-hidden rounded-lg flex flex-col border" style="background-color:#FFFFFF;border-color:#E5E7EB"><div class="relative w-full"><div class="flex items-center gap-1 absolute left-4 top-4 z-10"></div><a class="" data-discover="true" href="/p/make-weed-illegal-again"><div class="w-full"><figure class="aspect-social relative h-full overflow-hidden w-full"><img loading="eager" width="800" height="421" src="https://media.beehiiv.com/cdn-cgi/image/format=auto,width=800,height=421,fit=scale-down,onerror=redirect/uploads/asset/file/c1e759f8-123c-4226-aba4-995dc15286a6/elon_smoking_weed.jpg" alt="Make Weed Illegal Again " class="absolute inset-0 h-full w-full object-cover"/>
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