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454div.nsl-container[data-align="right"] {
455    text-align: right;
456}
457
458
459div.nsl-container div.nsl-container-buttons a[data-plugin="nsl"] {
460    text-decoration: none;
461    box-shadow: none;
462    border: 0;
463}
464
465div.nsl-container .nsl-container-buttons {
466    display: flex;
467    padding: 5px 0;
468}
469
470div.nsl-container.nsl-container-block .nsl-container-buttons {
471    display: inline-grid;
472    grid-template-columns: minmax(145px, auto);
473}
474
475div.nsl-container-block-fullwidth .nsl-container-buttons {
476    flex-flow: column;
477    align-items: center;
478}
479
480div.nsl-container-block-fullwidth .nsl-container-buttons a,
481div.nsl-container-block .nsl-container-buttons a {
482    flex: 1 1 auto;
483    display: block;
484    margin: 5px 0;
485    width: 100%;
486}
487
488div.nsl-container-inline {
489    margin: -5px;
490    text-align: left;
491}
492
493div.nsl-container-inline .nsl-container-buttons {
494    justify-content: center;
495    flex-wrap: wrap;
496}
497
498div.nsl-container-inline .nsl-container-buttons a {
499    margin: 5px;
500    display: inline-block;
501}
502
503div.nsl-container-grid .nsl-container-buttons {
504    flex-flow: row;
505    align-items: center;
506    flex-wrap: wrap;
507}
508
509div.nsl-container-grid .nsl-container-buttons a {
510    flex: 1 1 auto;
511    display: block;
512    margin: 5px;
513    max-width: 280px;
514    width: 100%;
515}
516
517@media only screen and (min-width: 650px) {
518    div.nsl-container-grid .nsl-container-buttons a {
519        width: auto;
520    }
521}
522
523div.nsl-container .nsl-button {
524    cursor: pointer;
525    vertical-align: top;
526    border-radius: 4px;
527}
528
529div.nsl-container .nsl-button-default {
530    color: #fff;
531    display: flex;
532}
533
534div.nsl-container .nsl-button-icon {
535    display: inline-block;
536}
537
538div.nsl-container .nsl-button-svg-container {
539    flex: 0 0 auto;
540    padding: 8px;
541    display: flex;
542    align-items: center;
543}
544
545div.nsl-container svg {
546    height: 24px;
547    width: 24px;
548    vertical-align: top;
549}
550
551div.nsl-container .nsl-button-default div.nsl-button-label-container {
552    margin: 0 24px 0 12px;
553    padding: 10px 0;
554    font-family: Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif;
555    font-size: 16px;
556    line-height: 20px;
557    letter-spacing: .25px;
558    overflow: hidden;
559    text-align: center;
560    text-overflow: clip;
561    white-space: nowrap;
562    flex: 1 1 auto;
563    -webkit-font-smoothing: antialiased;
564    -moz-osx-font-smoothing: grayscale;
565    text-transform: none;
566    display: inline-block;
567}
568
569div.nsl-container .nsl-button-google[data-skin="light"] {
570    box-shadow: inset 0 0 0 1px #747775;
571    color: #1f1f1f;
572}
573
574div.nsl-container .nsl-button-google[data-skin="dark"] {
575    box-shadow: inset 0 0 0 1px #8E918F;
576    color: #E3E3E3;
577}
578
579div.nsl-container .nsl-button-google[data-skin="neutral"] {
580    color: #1F1F1F;
581}
582
583div.nsl-container .nsl-button-google div.nsl-button-label-container {
584    font-family: "Roboto Medium", Roboto, Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif;
585}
586
587div.nsl-container .nsl-button-apple .nsl-button-svg-container {
588    padding: 0 6px;
589}
590
591div.nsl-container .nsl-button-apple .nsl-button-svg-container svg {
592    height: 40px;
593    width: auto;
594}
595
596div.nsl-container .nsl-button-apple[data-skin="light"] {
597    color: #000;
598    box-shadow: 0 0 0 1px #000;
599}
600
601div.nsl-container .nsl-button-facebook[data-skin="white"] {
602    color: #000;
603    box-shadow: inset 0 0 0 1px #000;
604}
605
606div.nsl-container .nsl-button-facebook[data-skin="light"] {
607    color: #1877F2;
608    box-shadow: inset 0 0 0 1px #1877F2;
609}
610
611div.nsl-container .nsl-button-spotify[data-skin="white"] {
612    color: #191414;
613    box-shadow: inset 0 0 0 1px #191414;
614}
615
616div.nsl-container .nsl-button-apple div.nsl-button-label-container {
617    font-size: 17px;
618    font-family: -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, "Segoe UI", Roboto, Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif, "Apple Color Emoji", "Segoe UI Emoji", "Segoe UI Symbol";
619}
620
621div.nsl-container .nsl-button-slack div.nsl-button-label-container {
622    font-size: 17px;
623    font-family: -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, "Segoe UI", Roboto, Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif, "Apple Color Emoji", "Segoe UI Emoji", "Segoe UI Symbol";
624}
625
626div.nsl-container .nsl-button-slack[data-skin="light"] {
627    color: #000000;
628    box-shadow: inset 0 0 0 1px #DDDDDD;
629}
630
631div.nsl-container .nsl-button-tiktok[data-skin="light"] {
632    color: #161823;
633    box-shadow: 0 0 0 1px rgba(22, 24, 35, 0.12);
634}
635
636
637div.nsl-container .nsl-button-kakao {
638    color: rgba(0, 0, 0, 0.85);
639}
640
641.nsl-clear {
642    clear: both;
643}
644
645.nsl-container {
646    clear: both;
647}
648
649.nsl-disabled-provider .nsl-button {
650    filter: grayscale(1);
651    opacity: 0.8;
652}
653
654/*Button align start*/
655
656div.nsl-container-inline[data-align="left"] .nsl-container-buttons {
657    justify-content: flex-start;
658}
659
660div.nsl-container-inline[data-align="center"] .nsl-container-buttons {
661    justify-content: center;
662}
663
664div.nsl-container-inline[data-align="right"] .nsl-container-buttons {
665    justify-content: flex-end;
666}
667
668
669div.nsl-container-grid[data-align="left"] .nsl-container-buttons {
670    justify-content: flex-start;
671}
672
673div.nsl-container-grid[data-align="center"] .nsl-container-buttons {
674    justify-content: center;
675}
676
677div.nsl-container-grid[data-align="right"] .nsl-container-buttons {
678    justify-content: flex-end;
679}
680
681div.nsl-container-grid[data-align="space-around"] .nsl-container-buttons {
682    justify-content: space-around;
683}
684
685div.nsl-container-grid[data-align="space-between"] .nsl-container-buttons {
686    justify-content: space-between;
687}
688
689/* Button align end*/
690
691/* Redirect */
692
693#nsl-redirect-overlay {
694    display: flex;
695    flex-direction: column;
696    justify-content: center;
697    align-items: center;
698    position: fixed;
699    z-index: 1000000;
700    left: 0;
701    top: 0;
702    width: 100%;
703    height: 100%;
704    backdrop-filter: blur(1px);
705    background-color: RGBA(0, 0, 0, .32);;
706}
707
708#nsl-redirect-overlay-container {
709    display: flex;
710    flex-direction: column;
711    justify-content: center;
712    align-items: center;
713    background-color: white;
714    padding: 30px;
715    border-radius: 10px;
716}
717
718#nsl-redirect-overlay-spinner {
719    content: '';
720    display: block;
721    margin: 20px;
722    border: 9px solid RGBA(0, 0, 0, .6);
723    border-top: 9px solid #fff;
724    border-radius: 50%;
725    box-shadow: inset 0 0 0 1px RGBA(0, 0, 0, .6), 0 0 0 1px RGBA(0, 0, 0, .6);
726    width: 40px;
727    height: 40px;
728    animation: nsl-loader-spin 2s linear infinite;
729}
730
731@keyframes nsl-loader-spin {
732    0% {
733        transform: rotate(0deg)
734    }
735    to {
736        transform: rotate(360deg)
737    }
738}
739
740#nsl-redirect-overlay-title {
741    font-family: -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, "Segoe UI", Roboto, Oxygen-Sans, Ubuntu, Cantarell, "Helvetica Neue", sans-serif;
742    font-size: 18px;
743    font-weight: bold;
744    color: #3C434A;
745}
746
747#nsl-redirect-overlay-text {
748    font-family: -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, "Segoe UI", Roboto, Oxygen-Sans, Ubuntu, Cantarell, "Helvetica Neue", sans-serif;
749    text-align: center;
750    font-size: 14px;
751    color: #3C434A;
752}
753
754/* Redirect END*/</style><style type="text/css">/* Notice fallback */
755#nsl-notices-fallback {
756    position: fixed;
757    right: 10px;
758    top: 10px;
759    z-index: 10000;
760}
761
762.admin-bar #nsl-notices-fallback {
763    top: 42px;
764}
765
766#nsl-notices-fallback > div {
767    position: relative;
768    background: #fff;
769    border-left: 4px solid #fff;
770    box-shadow: 0 1px 1px 0 rgba(0, 0, 0, .1);
771    margin: 5px 15px 2px;
772    padding: 1px 20px;
773}
774
775#nsl-notices-fallback > div.error {
776    display: block;
777    border-left-color: #dc3232;
778}
779
780#nsl-notices-fallback > div.updated {
781    display: block;
782    border-left-color: #46b450;
783}
784
785#nsl-notices-fallback p {
786    margin: .5em 0;
787    padding: 2px;
788}
789
790#nsl-notices-fallback > div:after {
791    position: absolute;
792    right: 5px;
793    top: 5px;
794    content: '\00d7';
795    display: block;
796    height: 16px;
797    width: 16px;
798    line-height: 16px;
799    text-align: center;
800    font-size: 20px;
801    cursor: pointer;
802}</style><style type="text/css" media="screen">
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1143                                                Lil Spooky Meets Jewelry Thief                        </a>
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1145                                            <div class='catlist-deck'>Parker Student Robbed of $10,000
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1148                                                            <span class='catlist-writer'> <a href="https://parkerweekly.org/staff_name/pencil-gate/" class="creditline">Pencil Gate</a><span class="sno-byline-title">, News Editor</span></span>
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1164                                                Parker Hosts First Annual Starbucks Mobile Order Pickup Competition                        </a>
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1166                                            <div class='catlist-deck'>Starbucks Regulars Compete For Eternal Glory</div>
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1169                                                        <br />                                                            <span class="catlist-date"><span class="time-wrapper"> March 31, 2020</span></span>
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1202                                                        <br />                                                            <span class="catlist-date"><span class="time-wrapper"> March 31, 2020</span></span>
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1218                                                Parker Cafeteria To Be Replaced By Sweetgreen                        </a>
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1220                                            <div class='catlist-deck'>Chef Zac, Faced with New Role, Calls Change "Bittersweet"</div>
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1223                                                        <br />                                                            <span class="catlist-date"><span class="time-wrapper"> March 31, 2020</span></span>
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1235                                                Uber Workers’ Strike Leaves Parker Kids Stranded                        </a>
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1237                                            <div class='catlist-deck'>School to Build Dorms for Marooned Kids
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1241                                                        <br />                                                            <span class="catlist-date"><span class="time-wrapper"> March 31, 2020</span></span>
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1253                                                Student Body Votes On More Bowls                        </a>
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1255                                            <div class='catlist-deck'>Administration to Spend $5 million on New Bowls</div>
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1274                                                Parker&#8217;s Newest Mascot Pops                        </a>
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1276                                            <div class='catlist-deck'>Parker Switches Mascot for a Second Time</div>
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1291                                                Democracy 2.0                        </a>
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1293                                            <div class='catlist-deck'>SG Switches Voting System to Caucus
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1309                                                Brainerd’s Battles                        </a>
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1329                                                Francis W. Parker&#8217;s Worst Nightmare                        </a>
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1331                                            <div class='catlist-deck'>"Parker Weekly" Finally Allowed to Publish What it Wants</div>
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1334                                                        <br />                                                            <span class="catlist-date"><span class="time-wrapper"> March 31, 2020</span></span>
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1346                                                The Joys Of Life, Issue 8                        </a>
1347                    </h2>
1348                                            <div class='catlist-deck'>Mirrors: My Column, This Time It’s Funny</div>
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1351                                                        <br />                                                            <span class="catlist-date"><span class="time-wrapper"> March 31, 2020</span></span>
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1707        const _nslLoginBroadCastChannel = new BroadcastChannel('nsl_login_broadcast_channel');
1708        _nslLoginBroadCastChannel.onmessage = (event) => {
1709            if (window?._nslHasOpenedPopup && event.data?.action === 'redirect') {
1710                window._nslHasOpenedPopup = false;
1711
1712                const url = event.data?.href;
1713                _nslLoginBroadCastChannel.close();
1714                if (typeof window.nslRedirect === 'function') {
1715                    window.nslRedirect(url);
1716                } else {
1717                    window.opener.location = url;
1718                }
1719            }
1720        };
1721    }
1722
1723    const userAgent = navigator.userAgent,
1724        mobile = function () {
1725            return /\b(iPhone|iP[ao]d)/.test(userAgent) ||
1726                /\b(iP[ao]d)/.test(userAgent) ||
1727                /Android/i.test(userAgent) ||
1728                /Mobile/i.test(userAgent);
1729        },
1730        screenX = window.screenX !== undefined ? window.screenX : window.screenLeft,
1731        screenY = window.screenY !== undefined ? window.screenY : window.screenTop,
1732        outerWidth = window.outerWidth !== undefined ? window.outerWidth : document.documentElement.clientWidth,
1733        outerHeight = window.outerHeight !== undefined ? window.outerHeight : document.documentElement.clientHeight - 22,
1734        targetWidth = mobile() ? null : w,
1735        targetHeight = mobile() ? null : h,
1736        left = parseInt(screenX + (outerWidth - targetWidth) / 2, 10),
1737        right = parseInt(screenY + (outerHeight - targetHeight) / 2.5, 10),
1738        features = [];
1739    if (targetWidth !== null) {
1740        features.push('width=' + targetWidth);
1741    }
1742    if (targetHeight !== null) {
1743        features.push('height=' + targetHeight);
1744    }
1745    features.push('left=' + left);
1746    features.push('top=' + right);
1747    features.push('scrollbars=1');
1748
1749    const newWindow = window.open(url, title, features.join(','));
1750
1751    if (window.focus) {
1752        newWindow.focus();
1753    }
1754
1755    window._nslHasOpenedPopup = true;
1756
1757    return newWindow;
1758};
1759
1760let isWebView = null;
1761
1762function checkWebView() {
1763    if (isWebView === null) {
1764        function _detectOS(ua) {
1765            if (/Android/.test(ua)) {
1766                return "Android";
1767            } else if (/iPhone|iPad|iPod/.test(ua)) {
1768                return "iOS";
1769            } else if (/Windows/.test(ua)) {
1770                return "Windows";
1771            } else if (/Mac OS X/.test(ua)) {
1772                return "Mac";
1773            } else if (/CrOS/.test(ua)) {
1774                return "Chrome OS";
1775            } else if (/Firefox/.test(ua)) {
1776                return "Firefox OS";
1777            }
1778            return "";
1779        }
1780
1781        function _detectBrowser(ua) {
1782            let android = /Android/.test(ua);
1783
1784            if (/Opera Mini/.test(ua) || / OPR/.test(ua) || / OPT/.test(ua)) {
1785                return "Opera";
1786            } else if (/CriOS/.test(ua)) {
1787                return "Chrome for iOS";
1788            } else if (/Edge/.test(ua)) {
1789                return "Edge";
1790            } else if (android && /Silk\//.test(ua)) {
1791                return "Silk";
1792            } else if (/Chrome/.test(ua)) {
1793                return "Chrome";
1794            } else if (/Firefox/.test(ua)) {
1795                return "Firefox";
1796            } else if (android) {
1797                return "AOSP";
1798            } else if (/MSIE|Trident/.test(ua)) {
1799                return "IE";
1800            } else if (/Safari\//.test(ua)) {
1801                return "Safari";
1802            }
1802 else if (/AppleWebKit/.test(ua)) {
1803                return "WebKit";
1804            }
1805            return "";
1806        }
1807
1808        function _detectBrowserVersion(ua, browser) {
1809            if (browser === "Opera") {
1810                return /Opera Mini/.test(ua) ? _getVersion(ua, "Opera Mini/") :
1811                    / OPR/.test(ua) ? _getVersion(ua, " OPR/") :
1812                        _getVersion(ua, " OPT/");
1813            } else if (browser === "Chrome for iOS") {
1814                return _getVersion(ua, "CriOS/");
1815            } else if (browser === "Edge") {
1816                return _getVersion(ua, "Edge/");
1817            } else if (browser === "Chrome") {
1818                return _getVersion(ua, "Chrome/");
1819            } else if (browser === "Firefox") {
1820                return _getVersion(ua, "Firefox/");
1821            } else if (browser === "Silk") {
1822                return _getVersion(ua, "Silk/");
1823            } else if (browser === "AOSP") {
1824                return _getVersion(ua, "Version/");
1825            } else if (browser === "IE") {
1826                return /IEMobile/.test(ua) ? _getVersion(ua, "IEMobile/") :
1827                    /MSIE/.test(ua) ? _getVersion(ua, "MSIE ")
1828                        :
1829                        _getVersion(ua, "rv:");
1830            } else if (browser === "Safari") {
1831                return _getVersion(ua, "Version/");
1832            } else if (browser === "WebKit") {
1833                return _getVersion(ua, "WebKit/");
1834            }
1835            return "0.0.0";
1836        }
1837
1838        function _getVersion(ua, token) {
1839            try {
1840                return _normalizeSemverString(ua.split(token)[1].trim().split(/[^\w\.]/)[0]);
1841            } catch (o_O) {
1842            }
1843            return "0.0.0";
1844        }
1845
1846        function _normalizeSemverString(version) {
1847            const ary = version.split(/[\._]/);
1848            return (parseInt(ary[0], 10) || 0) + "." +
1849                (parseInt(ary[1], 10) || 0) + "." +
1850                (parseInt(ary[2], 10) || 0);
1851        }
1852
1853        function _isWebView(ua, os, browser, version, options) {
1854            switch (os + browser) {
1855                case "iOSSafari":
1856                    return false;
1857                case "iOSWebKit":
1858                    return _isWebView_iOS(options);
1859                case "AndroidAOSP":
1860                    return false;
1861                case "AndroidChrome":
1862                    return parseFloat(version) >= 42 ? /; wv/.test(ua) : /\d{2}\.0\.0/.test(version) ? true : _isWebView_Android(options);
1863            }
1864            return false;
1865        }
1866
1867        function _isWebView_iOS(options) {
1868            const document = (window["document"] || {});
1869
1870            if ("WEB_VIEW" in options) {
1871                return options["WEB_VIEW"];
1872            }
1873            return !("fullscreenEnabled" in document || "webkitFullscreenEnabled" in document || false);
1874        }
1875
1876        function _isWebView_Android(options) {
1877            if ("WEB_VIEW" in options) {
1878                return options["WEB_VIEW"];
1879            }
1880            return !("requestFileSystem" in window || "webkitRequestFileSystem" in window || false);
1881        }
1882
1883        const options = {},
1884            nav = window.navigator || {},
1885            ua = nav.userAgent || "",
1886            os = _detectOS(ua),
1887            browser = _detectBrowser(ua),
1888            browserVersion = _detectBrowserVersion(ua, browser);
1889
1890        isWebView = _isWebView(ua, os, browser, browserVersion, options);
1891    }
1892
1893    return isWebView;
1894}
1895
1896function isAllowedWebViewForUserAgent(provider) {
1897    const facebookAllowedWebViews = [
1898        'Instagram',
1899        'FBAV',
1900        'FBAN'
1901    ];
1902    let whitelist = [];
1903
1904    if (provider && provider === 'facebook') {
1905        whitelist = facebookAllowedWebViews;
1906    }
1907
1908    const nav = window.navigator || {},
1909        ua = nav.userAgent || "";
1910
1911    if (whitelist.length && ua.match(new RegExp(whitelist.join('|')))) {
1912        return true;
1913    }
1914
1915    return false;
1916}
1917
1918function disableButtonInWebView(providerButtonElement) {
1919    if (providerButtonElement) {
1920        providerButtonElement.classList.add('nsl-disabled-provider');
1921        providerButtonElement.setAttribute('href', '#');
1922
1923        providerButtonElement.addEventListener('pointerdown', (e) => {
1924            const closeNotice = function () {
1925                if (window._nslWebViewNoticeElement) {
1926                    window._nslWebViewNoticeElement.remove();
1927                    window._nslWebViewNoticeElement = null;
1928                }
1929            };
1930
1931            closeNotice();
1932
1933            window._nslWebViewNoticeElement = document.createElement('div');
1934            window._nslWebViewNoticeElement.id = "nsl-notices-fallback";
1935            window._nslWebViewNoticeElement.role = 'alert';
1936            window._nslWebViewNoticeElement.ariaLive = 'assertive';
1937            window._nslWebViewNoticeElement.ariaAtomic = 'true';
1938
1939            window._nslWebViewNoticeElement.addEventListener('pointerdown', closeNotice);
1940
1941            window._nslWebViewNoticeElement.addEventListener('keydown', function (e) {
1942                if (e.key === 'Enter') {
1943                    e.preventDefault();
1944                    closeNotice();
1945                }
1946            });
1947            const webviewNoticeHTML = '<div class="error"><p>' + scriptOptions._localizedStrings.webview_notification_text + '</p></div>';
1948
1949            window._nslWebViewNoticeElement.insertAdjacentHTML("afterbegin", webviewNoticeHTML);
1950            document.body.appendChild(window._nslWebViewNoticeElement);
1951        });
1952    }
1953
1954}
1955
1956window._nslDOMReady(function () {
1957
1958    window.nslRedirect = function (url) {
1959        if (scriptOptions._redirectOverlay) {
1960            const overlay = document.createElement('div');
1961            overlay.id = "nsl-redirect-overlay";
1962            let overlayHTML = '';
1963            const overlayContainer = "<div id='nsl-redirect-overlay-container'>",
1964                overlayContainerClose = "</div>",
1965                overlaySpinner = "<div id='nsl-redirect-overlay-spinner'></div>",
1966                overlayTitle = "<p id='nsl-redirect-overlay-title'>" + scriptOptions._localizedStrings.redirect_overlay_title + "</p>",
1967                overlayText = "<p id='nsl-redirect-overlay-text'>" + scriptOptions._localizedStrings.redirect_overlay_text + "</p>";
1968
1969            switch (scriptOptions._redirectOverlay) {
1970                case "overlay-only":
1971                    break;
1972                case "overlay-with-spinner":
1973                    overlayHTML = overlayContainer + overlaySpinner + overlayContainerClose;
1974                    break;
1975                default:
1976                    overlayHTML = overlayContainer + overlaySpinner + overlayTitle + overlayText + overlayContainerClose;
1977                    break;
1978            }
1979
1980            overlay.insertAdjacentHTML("afterbegin", overlayHTML);
1981            document.body.appendChild(overlay);
1982        }
1983
1984        window.location = url;
1985    };
1986
1987    let targetWindow = scriptOptions._targetWindow || 'prefer-popup',
1988        lastPopup = false;
1989
1990
1991    document.addEventListener('click', function (e) {
1992        if (e.target) {
1993            const buttonLinkElement = e.target.closest('a[data-plugin="nsl"][data-action="connect"]') || e.target.closest('a[data-plugin="nsl"][data-action="link"]');
1994            if (buttonLinkElement) {
1995                if (lastPopup && !lastPopup.closed) {
1996                    e.preventDefault();
1997                    lastPopup.focus();
1998                } else {
1999
2000                    let href = buttonLinkElement.href,
2001                        success = false;
2002                    if (href.indexOf('?') !== -1) {
2003                        href += '&';
2004                    } else {
2005                        href += '?';
2006                    }
2007
2008                    const redirectTo = buttonLinkElement.dataset.redirect;
2009                    if (redirectTo === 'current') {
2010                        href += 'redirect=' + encodeURIComponent(window.location.href) + '&';
2011                    } else if (redirectTo && redirectTo !== '') {
2012                        href += 'redirect=' + encodeURIComponent(redirectTo) + '&';
2013                    }
2014
2015                    if (targetWindow !== 'prefer-same-window' && checkWebView()) {
2016                        targetWindow = 'prefer-same-window';
2017                    }
2018
2019                    if (targetWindow === 'prefer-popup') {
2020                        lastPopup = NSLPopup(href + 'display=popup', 'nsl-social-connect', buttonLinkElement.dataset.popupwidth, buttonLinkElement.dataset.popupheight);
2021                        if (lastPopup) {
2022                            success = true;
2023                            e.preventDefault();
2024                        }
2025                    } else if (targetWindow === 'prefer-new-tab') {
2026                        const newTab = window.open(href + 'display=popup', '_blank');
2027                        if (newTab) {
2028                            if (window.focus) {
2029                                newTab.focus();
2030                            }
2031                            success = true;
2032                            window._nslHasOpenedPopup = true;
2033                            e.preventDefault();
2034                        }
2035                    }
2036
2037                    if (!success) {
2038                        window.location = href;
2039                        e.preventDefault();
2040                    }
2041                }
2042            }
2043        }
2044    });
2045
2046    let buttonCountChanged = false;
2047
2048    const googleLoginButtons = document.querySelectorAll(' a[data-plugin="nsl"][data-provider="google"]');
2049    if (googleLoginButtons.length && checkWebView()) {
2050        googleLoginButtons.forEach(function (googleLoginButton) {
2051            if (scriptOptions._unsupportedWebviewBehavior === 'disable-button') {
2052                disableButtonInWebView(googleLoginButton);
2053            } else {
2054                googleLoginButton.remove();
2055                buttonCountChanged = true;
2056            }
2057        });
2058    }
2059
2060    const facebookLoginButtons = document.querySelectorAll(' a[data-plugin="nsl"][data-provider="facebook"]');
2061    if (facebookLoginButtons.length && checkWebView() && /Android/.test(window.navigator.userAgent) && !isAllowedWebViewForUserAgent('facebook')) {
2062        facebookLoginButtons.forEach(function (facebookLoginButton) {
2063            if (scriptOptions._unsupportedWebviewBehavior === 'disable-button') {
2064                disableButtonInWebView(facebookLoginButton);
2065            } else {
2066                facebookLoginButton.remove();
2067                buttonCountChanged = true;
2068            }
2069        });
2070    }
2071
2072    const separators = document.querySelectorAll('div.nsl-separator');
2073    if (buttonCountChanged && separators.length) {
2074        separators.forEach(function (separator) {
2075            const separatorParentNode = separator.parentNode;
2076            if (separatorParentNode) {
2077                const separatorButtonContainer = separatorParentNode.querySelector('div.nsl-container-buttons');
2078                if (separatorButtonContainer && !separatorButtonContainer.hasChildNodes()) {
2079                    separator.remove();
2080                }
2081            }
2082        })
2083    }
2084});})();</script>
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