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375 376</section><div class='refined-news-article-wrapper ct-post-list clearfix'><article id="post-211" class="post-211 post type-post status-publish format-standard has-post-thumbnail hentry category-bizarro category-malvadezas category-medo category-morre-deabo category-nada category-noticias category-virge-maria" itemtype="https://schema.org/CreativeWork" itemscope> 377 <div class="refined-magazine-content-container refined-magazine-has-thumbnail"> 378 <div class="post-thumb"> 379 380 <a class="post-thumbnail" href="ganhou-de-mim/index.html" aria-hidden="true" tabindex="-1"> 381 <img width="615" height="915" src="wp-content/uploads/2013/03/MadonnaperformswithanAKmachinegunonstageduringher_MDNA_touratRamatGanStadium.jpeg" class="attachment-refined-magazine-large-thumb size-refined-magazine-large-thumb wp-post-image" alt="Ganhou de mim" loading="lazy" itemprop="image" srcset="wp-content/uploads/2013/03/MadonnaperformswithanAKmachinegunonstageduringher_MDNA_touratRamatGanStadium.jpeg 615w, wp-content/uploads/2013/03/MadonnaperformswithanAKmachinegunonstageduringher_MDNA_touratRamatGanStadium-202x300.jpeg 202w" sizes="(max-width: 615px) 100vw, 615px" /> </a> 382 383 </div> 384 <div class="refined-magazine-content-area"> 385 <header class="entry-header"> 386 387 <div class="post-meta"> 388 <span class="cat-links"><a class="ct-cat-item-42" href="category/bizarro/index.html" rel="category tag">Bizarro</a> <a class="ct-cat-item-6" href="category/malvadezas/index.html" rel="category tag">Malvadezas</a> <a class="ct-cat-item-10" href="category/medo/index.html" rel="category tag">Medo</a> <a class="ct-cat-item-13" href="category/morre-deabo/index.html" rel="category tag">Morre deabo</a> <a class="ct-cat-item-1" href="category/nada/index.html" rel="category tag">Nada</a> <a class="ct-cat-item-43" href="category/noticias/index.html" rel="category tag">NotÃcias</a> <a class="ct-cat-item-23" href="category/virge-maria/index.html" rel="category tag">Virge Maria</a> </span> </div> 389 <h2 class="entry-title" itemprop="headline"><a href="ganhou-de-mim/index.html" rel="bookmark">Ganhou de mim</a></h2> <div class="entry-meta"> 390 <span class="posted-on"><i class="fa fa-calendar"></i><a href="ganhou-de-mim/index.html" rel="bookmark"><time class="entry-date published" datetime="2013-03-22T20:46:02-03:00" itemprop="datePublished">22 de março de 2013</time><time class="updated" datetime="2022-07-02T21:27:56-03:00" itemprop="dateModified">2 de julho de 2022</time></a></span><span class="byline"> <span class="author vcard" itemprop="author" itemtype="https://schema.org/Person" itemscope><i class="fa fa-user"></i><a class="url fn n" href="author/malvada/index.html" rel="author"><span class="author-name" itemprop="name">A Malvada</span></a></span></span> </div><!-- .entry-meta --> 391 </header><!-- .entry-header --> 392 393 394 <div class="entry-content"> 395 <p>Meu nome é malvada, mas essa <a href="http://g1.globo.com/planeta-bizarro/noticia/2013/03/acompanhante-e-presa-por-morder-penis-de-cliente-nos-eua.html">aqui</a> me superou.</p> 396 397 </div> 398 <!-- .entry-content --> 399 400 <footer class="entry-footer"> 401 </footer><!-- .entry-footer --> 402 403 </div> <!-- .refined-magazine-content-area --> 404 </div> <!-- .refined-magazine-content-container --> 405</article><!-- #post-211 --> 406<article id="post-201" class="post-201 post type-post status-publish format-standard has-post-thumbnail hentry category-foi-se-o-tempo category-fotos category-medo category-showbiz category-suuuuper-natural category-to-bunitah category-vanessa-hudgens category-virge-maria" itemtype="https://schema.org/CreativeWork" itemscope> 407 <div class="refined-magazine-content-container refined-magazine-has-thumbnail"> 408 <div class="post-thumb"> 409 410 <a class="post-thumbnail" href="feliz-2031/index.html" aria-hidden="true" tabindex="-1"> 411 <img width="600" height="791" src="wp-content/uploads/2012/12/butler-12302012-07.webp" class="attachment-refined-magazine-large-thumb size-refined-magazine-large-thumb wp-post-image" alt="Feliz 2031" loading="lazy" itemprop="image" srcset="wp-content/uploads/2012/12/butler-12302012-07.webp 600w, wp-content/uploads/2012/12/butler-12302012-07-228x300.webp 228w" sizes="(max-width: 600px) 100v
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509w, 450px" /> </a> 510 511 </div> 512 <div class="refined-magazine-content-area"> 513 <header class="entry-header"> 514 515 <div class="post-meta"> 516 <span class="cat-links"><a class="ct-cat-item-36" href="category/madonna/index.html" rel="category tag">Madonna</a> <a class="ct-cat-item-10" href="category/medo/index.html" rel="category tag">Medo</a> <a class="ct-cat-item-13" href="category/morre-deabo/index.html" rel="category tag">Morre deabo</a> <a class="ct-cat-item-8" href="category/nocao/index.html" rel="category tag">Noção</a> <a class="ct-cat-item-16" href="category/showbiz/index.html" rel="category tag">Showbiz</a> <a class="ct-cat-item-18" href="category/suuuuper-natural/index.html" rel="category tag">Suuuuper natural</a> <a class="ct-cat-item-7" href="category/to-bunitah/index.html" rel="category tag">Tô bunitah?</a> <a class="ct-cat-item-23" href="category/virge-maria/index.html" rel="category tag">Virge Maria</a> </span> </div> 517 <h2 class="entry-title" itemprop="headline"><a href="to-bunitah-ou-jocelyn-e-voce/index.html" rel="bookmark">Tô bunitah? ou Jocelyn, é você?</a></h2> <div class="entry-meta"> 518 <span class="posted-on"><i class="fa fa-calendar"></i><a href="to-bunitah-ou-jocelyn-e-voce/index.html" rel="bookmark"><time class="entry-date published" datetime="2012-06-04T20:54:23-03:00" itemprop="datePublished">4 de junho de 2012</time><time class="updated" datetime="2022-07-02T21:16:15-03:00" itemprop="dateModified">2 de julho de 2022</time></a></span><span class="byline"> <span class="author vcard" itemprop="author" itemtype="https://schema.org/Person" itemscope><i class="fa fa-user"></i><a class="url fn n" href="author/malvada/index.html" rel="author"><span class="author-name" itemprop="name">A Malvada</span></a></span></span> </div><!-- .entry-meta --> 519 </header><!-- .entry-header --> 520 521 522 <div class="entry-content"> 523 <p>Segura que a Madonna está digivolvendo para o nÃvel Jocelyn Wildestein de plásticas monstruosas:</p> 524<p><img src="Madonna+performs+with+an+AK+machine+gun+on+stage+during+her+_MDNA_+tour+at+Ramat+Gan+Stadium" title="Jocelyn Wildenstein" alt="Jocelyn Wildenstein"></p> 525<p>x</p> 526<p><img src="https://4.bp.blogspot.com/-MdZLt5e6mqM/T5ka3syk6cI/AAAAAAAAE8E/PxvghxZYoF4/s1600/jocelyn_wildenstein-scary.jpg" title="Madonna" alt="Madonna"></p> 527 528 </div> 529 <!-- .entry-content --> 530 531 <footer class="entry-footer"> 532 <span class="comments-link"><i class="fa fa-comment-o"></i><a href="to-bunitah-ou-jocelyn-e-voce/index.html#respond">Leave a Comment<span class="screen-reader-text"> on Tô bunitah? ou Jocelyn, é você?</span></a></span> </footer><!-- .entry-footer --> 533 534 </div> <!-- .refined-magazine-content-area --> 535 </div> <!-- .refined-magazine-content-container --> 536</article><!-- #post-185 --> 537<article id="post-182" class="post-182 post type-post status-publish format-standard has-post-thumbnail hentry category-chatices category-medo category-morre-deabo category-roubo category-virge-maria" itemtype="https://schema.org/CreativeWork" itemscope> 538 <div class="refined-magazine-content-container refined-magazine-has-thumbnail"> 539 <div class="post-thumb"> 540 541 <a class="post-thumbnail" href="acertando-as-contas/index.html" aria-hidden="true" tabindex="-1"> 542 <img width="500" height="375" src="wp-content/uploads/2012/04/tumblr_m3279pEJEb1qcay1ao1_500.gif" class="attachment-refined-magazine-large-thumb size-refined-magazine-large-thumb wp-post-image" alt="Acertando as contas" loading="lazy" itemprop="image" /> </a> 543 544 </div> 545 <div class="refined-magazine-content-area"> 546 <header class="entry-header"> 547 548 <div class="post-meta">
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