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169                            Ganhou de mim                        </a>
170                                            <a href="feliz-2031/index.html"
171                           title="Feliz 2031">
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174                            Feliz 2031                        </a>
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176                           title="Foi-se o tempo">
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179                            Foi-se o tempo                        </a>
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181                           title="Vamos fazer exercício?">
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184                            Vamos fazer exercício?                        </a>
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186                           title="Tô bunitah? ou Jocelyn, é você?">
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194                            Acertando as contas                        </a>
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196                           title="Tô bunitah?">
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199                            Tô bunitah?                        </a>
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204                            Uso sainha mas não sou burra, tsá?                        </a>
205                                            <a href="tamo-viva-cambada/index.html"
206                           title="Tamo viva, cambada!">
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209                            Tamo viva, cambada!                        </a>
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211                           title="Gun dog ou dog gun?">
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214                            Gun dog ou dog gun?                        </a>
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232                                        <a href="feliz-2031/index.html">Feliz 2031</a>
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235                                            <span class="byline"> <span class="author vcard" itemprop="author" itemtype="https://schema.org/Person" itemscope><i class="fa fa-user"></i><a class="url fn n" href="author/malvada/index.html" rel="author"><span class="author-name" itemprop="name">A Malvada</span></a></span></span>                                        </div>
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247                                                                            </div>
248                                    <h3 class="post-title">
249                                        <a href="foi-se-o-tempo/index.html">Foi-se o tempo</a>
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389                <h2 class="entry-title" itemprop="headline"><a href="ganhou-de-mim/index.html" rel="bookmark">Ganhou de mim</a></h2>                    <div class="entry-meta">
390                        <span class="posted-on"><i class="fa fa-calendar"></i><a href="ganhou-de-mim/index.html" rel="bookmark"><time class="entry-date published" datetime="2013-03-22T20:46:02-03:00" itemprop="datePublished">22 de março de 2013</time><time class="updated" datetime="2022-07-02T21:27:56-03:00" itemprop="dateModified">2 de julho de 2022</time></a></span><span class="byline"> <span class="author vcard" itemprop="author" itemtype="https://schema.org/Person" itemscope><i class="fa fa-user"></i><a class="url fn n" href="author/malvada/index.html" rel="author"><span class="author-name" itemprop="name">A Malvada</span></a></span></span>                    </div><!-- .entry-meta -->
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395                <p>Meu nome é malvada, mas essa <a href="http://g1.globo.com/planeta-bizarro/noticia/2013/03/acompanhante-e-presa-por-morder-penis-de-cliente-nos-eua.html">aqui</a> me superou.</p>
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411                <img width="600" height="791" src="wp-content/uploads/2012/12/butler-12302012-07.webp" class="attachment-refined-magazine-large-thumb size-refined-magazine-large-thumb wp-post-image" alt="Feliz 2031" loading="lazy" itemprop="image" srcset="wp-content/uploads/2012/12/butler-12302012-07.webp 600w, wp-content/uploads/2012/12/butler-12302012-07-228x300.webp 228w" sizes="(max-width: 600px) 100v
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418                    <span class="cat-links"><a class="ct-cat-item-17" href="category/foi-se-o-tempo/index.html"  rel="category tag">Foi-se o tempo</a> <a class="ct-cat-item-4" href="category/fotos/index.html"  rel="category tag">Fotos</a> <a class="ct-cat-item-10" href="category/medo/index.html"  rel="category tag">Medo</a> <a class="ct-cat-item-16" href="category/showbiz/index.html"  rel="category tag">Showbiz</a> <a class="ct-cat-item-18" href="category/suuuuper-natural/index.html"  rel="category tag">Suuuuper natural</a> <a class="ct-cat-item-7" href="category/to-bunitah/index.html"  rel="category tag">Tô bunitah?</a> <a class="ct-cat-item-41" href="category/vanessa-hudgens/index.html"  rel="category tag">Vanessa Hudgens</a> <a class="ct-cat-item-23" href="category/virge-maria/index.html"  rel="category tag">Virge Maria</a> </span>                </div>
419                <h2 class="entry-title" itemprop="headline"><a href="feliz-2031/index.html" rel="bookmark">Feliz 2031</a></h2>                    <div class="entry-meta">
420                        <span class="posted-on"><i class="fa fa-calendar"></i><a href="feliz-2031/index.html" rel="bookmark"><time class="entry-date published" datetime="2012-12-30T23:36:01-03:00" itemprop="datePublished">30 de dezembro de 2012</time><time class="updated" datetime="2022-07-02T21:08:01-03:00" itemprop="dateModified">2 de julho de 2022</time></a></span><span class="byline"> <span class="author vcard" itemprop="author" itemtype="https://schema.org/Person" itemscope><i class="fa fa-user"></i><a class="url fn n" href="author/malvada/index.html" rel="author"><span class="author-name" itemprop="name">A Malvada</span></a></span></span>                    </div><!-- .entry-meta -->
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425                <p>Eu não escrevi errado: a julgar por essa foto, pulamos 19 anos, direto pra 2031:</p>
426<p><img src="https://i956.photobucket.com/albums/ae43/johnnyjones5/Butler/butler-12302012-07.jpg" alt="Vanessa Hudgens ou Redgrave ou só caradicu?" title="Vanessa Hudgens ou Redgrave ou só caradicu?"></p>
427<p>Sabe quem <span style="color: red; font-weight: bolder; text-decoration: line-through">&nbsp;é&nbsp;</span> era essa bonita aí? Vanessa Highscu Musical Hudgens:<br />
428<img src="VanessaHudgenssongPics1Aa9kIJO5sR1GKM.jpg" alt="Foi-se o tempo" title="Foi-se o tempo"></p>
429<p>Possíveis explicações: Falta de Zac Efron? Falta de fama? Síndrome de Victoria Adams (a.k.a. bulimia/anorexia)?</p>
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453                <h2 class="entry-title" itemprop="headline"><a href="foi-se-o-tempo/index.html" rel="bookmark">Foi-se o tempo</a></h2>                    <div class="entry-meta">
454                        <span class="posted-on"><i class="fa fa-calendar"></i><a href="foi-se-o-tempo/index.html" rel="bookmark"><time class="entry-date published" datetime="2012-12-14T21:46:47-03:00" itemprop="datePublished">14 de dezembro de 2012</time><time class="updated" datetime="2022-07-02T21:14:13-03:00" itemprop="dateModified">2 de julho de 2022</time></a></span><span class="byline"> <span class="author vcard" itemprop="author" itemtype="https://schema.org/Person" itemscope><i class="fa fa-user"></i><a class="url fn n" href="author/malvada/index.html" rel="author"><span class="author-name" itemprop="name">A Malvada</span></a></span></span>                    </div><!-- .entry-meta -->
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460<p>Quê que aconteceu com a Piovani que ela parece uma velha nessa propaganda de pré-pago da <span style="text-decoration: line-through">Telemar</span> Oi? A ideia era passar sinceridade (a.k.a. não usar Photoshop) para o públic-alvo? Eu sou do tempo em que ela era o &#8220;lourão&#8221; na Malhação, que aliteração.</p>
461<p><strong>É nisso que dá muita maquiagem, sol, <span style="color: green">e</span><span style="color: lime">t</span><span style="color: green">c</span>. Prevejo botox quando ela chegar aos 40.</strong></p>
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485                <h2 class="entry-title" itemprop="headline"><a href="vamos-fazer-exercicio/index.html" rel="bookmark">Vamos fazer exercício?</a></h2>                    <div class="entry-meta">
486                        <span class="posted-on"><i class="fa fa-calendar"></i><a href="vamos-fazer-exercicio/index.html" rel="bookmark"><time class="entry-date published" datetime="2012-06-06T11:26:27-03:00" itemprop="datePublished">6 de junho de 2012</time><time class="updated" datetime="2022-07-02T21:15:22-03:00" itemprop="dateModified">2 de julho de 2022</time></a></span><span class="byline"> <span class="author vcard" itemprop="author" itemtype="https://schema.org/Person" itemscope><i class="fa fa-user"></i><a class="url fn n" href="author/chata/index.html" rel="author"><span class="author-name" itemprop="name">A Chata</span></a></span></span>                    </div><!-- .entry-meta -->
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525<p>x</p>
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