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216<div class="Info"><span class="Date">11/08/2024</span> / <span class="Author"><a href="author/isabelle">By Cassie B.</a></span></div>
217<div class="Title"><a href="2024-11-08-unhinged-liberal-women-cry-over-trump-victory.html">Unhinged liberal women cry on social media over Trump’s victory and claim they’ve lost all their rights</a></div>
218<div class="Description"><a href="2024-11-08-unhinged-liberal-women-cry-over-trump-victory.html">Liberals have been working hard to portray Trump as a misogynist, and it worked on a lot of women – with some of them buying into the false narrative that he will work against women so wholeheartedly that they are now having very public meltdowns over his victory. Revolver put together some of the more [&hellip;]</a></div>
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227<div class="Info"><span class="Date">11/01/2024</span> / <span class="Author"><a href="author/isabelle">By Cassie B.</a></span></div>
228<div class="Title"><a href="2024-11-01-climate-scientists-whine-criticism-over-questionable-findings.html">Climate scientists whine about being criticized over questionable findings</a></div>
229<div class="Description"><a href="2024-11-01-climate-scientists-whine-criticism-over-questionable-findings.html">The field of climate science is quickly being overrun by those who seem willing to forego the whole science aspect of it in favor of promoting political narratives and using emotional manipulation to get their way, and never has that been more evident than in a recent piece in The Guardian in which climate scientists [&hellip;]</a></div>
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238<div class="Info"><span class="Date">10/28/2024</span> / <span class="Author"><a href="author/isabelle">By Cassie B.</a></span></div>
239<div class="Title"><a href="2024-10-28-biden-harris-gun-control-printed-conversion.html">Biden-Harris administration launches gun control effort aimed at 3D printed firearms and machine gun conversion devices</a></div>
240<div class="Description"><a href="2024-10-28-biden-harris-gun-control-printed-conversion.html">The Biden-Harris administration is making a last-ditch gun control effort with newly announced executive orders that are focused on two main areas: 3D printed firearms and machine gun conversion devices. One of the orders seeks to set up an “Emerging Firearms Threats Task Force” that will be in charge of assessing “the threat posed by [&hellip;]</a></div>
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249<div class="Info"><span class="Date">10/18/2024</span> / <span class="Author"><a href="author/isabelle">By Cassie B.</a></span></div>
250<div class="Title"><a href="2024-10-18-lab-grown-meat-industry-needs-government-subsidies.html">Desperate lab-grown meat industry claims it needs government subsidies to 
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251<div class="Description"><a href="2024-10-18-lab-grown-meat-industry-needs-government-subsidies.html">Lab-grown meat is proving to be a spectacular failure, and producers are becoming so desperate that many are pushing for a public subsidy to stay afloat. Preliminary data from the venture capital firm AgFunder shows that funding in the lab meats sector fell by 78% in 2023 to reach $177 million, down from $807 million [&hellip;]</a></div>
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260<div class="Info"><span class="Date">10/15/2024</span> / <span class="Author"><a href="author/isabelle">By Cassie B.</a></span></div>
261<div class="Title"><a href="2024-10-15-democrats-pressure-tech-platforms-scrub-fema-failures.html">Democrats pressure tech platforms to scrub all content revealing FEMA’s failures on hurricane response</a></div>
262<div class="Description"><a href="2024-10-15-democrats-pressure-tech-platforms-scrub-fema-failures.html">A group of Democratic congresswomen have sent a letter to several top social media platforms pleading with them to censor what they claim is “misinformation” related to the recent hurricanes and their aftermath in a move that looks like little more than a desperate bid to cover up the Federal Emergency Management Agency’s failures. The [&hellip;]</a></div>
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271<div class="Info"><span class="Date">08/26/2024</span> / <span class="Author"><a href="author/isabelle">By Cassie B.</a></span></div>
272<div class="Title"><a href="2024-08-26-national-guard-shared-christian-beliefs-removed-command.html">National Guard officer who shared Christian beliefs removed from command in Idaho</a></div>
273<div class="Description"><a href="2024-08-26-national-guard-shared-christian-beliefs-removed-command.html">The Idaho Army National Guard is under fire after removing an infantry officer from command and pressuring him to resign following complaints from another soldier about his Christian beliefs. The officer reportedly expressed his religious beliefs on his private social media accounts, where he shared opinions about the sexualization of minors as well as gender [&hellip;]</a></div>
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282<div class="Info"><span class="Date">08/19/2024</span> / <span class="Author"><a href="author/isabelle">By Cassie B.</a></span></div>
283<div class="Title"><a href="2024-08-19-uk-man-arrested-over-posts-social-media.html">UK man arrested over posts on social media that allegedly contain “anti-establishment rhetoric”</a></div>
284<div class="Description"><a href="2024-08-19-uk-man-arrested-over-posts-social-media.html">A British man has been arrested and is facing criminal charges over posts he made on social media that authorities claim contain “anti-establishment rhetoric.” 40-year-old Wayne O’Rourke of Salix Approach, Lincoln, was arrested this weekend over material he published online that the police claim seeks to stir up racial hatred. Although it is not known [&hellip;]</a></div>
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293<div class="Info"><span class="Date">08/12/2024</span> / <span class="Author"><a href="author/isabelle">By Cassie B.</a></span></div>
294<div class="Title"><a href="2024-08-12-five-states-involved-co2-pipeline-farmland-seized.html">Five states involved in carbon dioxide pipeline battle as farmland is seized for &#8220;green energy&#8221; terraforming operation</a></div>
295<div class="Description"><a href="2024-08-12-five-states-involved-co2-pipeline-farmland-seized.html">Five states in the Midwest are currently battling the construction of controversial carbon dioxide pipelines that are putt
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304<div class="Info"><span class="Date">08/06/2024</span> / <span class="Author"><a href="author/isabelle">By Cassie B.</a></span></div>
305<div class="Title"><a href="2024-08-06-jewish-rabbi-trump-serve-israel.html">High-profile Jewish rabbi claims Trump is a messiah appointed by God to serve Israel</a></div>
306<div class="Description"><a href="2024-08-06-jewish-rabbi-trump-serve-israel.html">A high-profile Jewish rabbi has claimed that former president Donald Trump was anointed as a non-Jewish messiah by God to serve the state of Israel. Rabbi Isser Zalman Weisberg of Toronto, Canada, has made the bold claim as it looks increasingly likely that Trump will support Israel as it continues its genocidal mission in Gaza. [&hellip;]</a></div>
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315<div class="Info"><span class="Date">07/22/2024</span> / <span class="Author"><a href="author/isabelle">By Cassie B.</a></span></div>
316<div class="Title"><a href="2024-07-22-trump-shooter-ladder-rifle-snipers-stationed-inside.html">Trump shooter climbed up building with a LADDER and a RIFLE while snipers were stationed inside</a></div>
317<div class="Description"><a href="2024-07-22-trump-shooter-ladder-rifle-snipers-stationed-inside.html">Shortly after the failed assassination attempt on former President Trump at a rally in Butler, Pennsylvania, there were a lot of questions about how the gunman managed to get on the roof of what was presumably an event with the highest level of security imaginable. However, as we learn more about what went down that [&hellip;]</a></div>
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