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250survive</a></div> 251<div class="Description"><a href="2024-10-18-lab-grown-meat-industry-needs-government-subsidies.html">Lab-grown meat is proving to be a spectacular failure, and producers are becoming so desperate that many are pushing for a public subsidy to stay afloat. Preliminary data from the venture capital firm AgFunder shows that funding in the lab meats sector fell by 78% in 2023 to reach $177 million, down from $807 million […]</a></div> 252<div class="Social"></div> 253</div> 254</div> 255<div class="Post"> 256<div class="Pic"> 257<a href="2024-10-15-democrats-pressure-tech-platforms-scrub-fema-failures.html"><img border="0" src="wp-content/uploads/sites/443/2024/10/Hurricane-Milton-Florida.png"></a> 258</div> 259<div class="Text"> 260<div class="Info"><span class="Date">10/15/2024</span> / <span class="Author"><a href="author/isabelle">By Cassie B.</a></span></div> 261<div class="Title"><a href="2024-10-15-democrats-pressure-tech-platforms-scrub-fema-failures.html">Democrats pressure tech platforms to scrub all content revealing FEMAâs failures on hurricane response</a></div> 262<div class="Description"><a href="2024-10-15-democrats-pressure-tech-platforms-scrub-fema-failures.html">A group of Democratic congresswomen have sent a letter to several top social media platforms pleading with them to censor what they claim is âmisinformationâ related to the recent hurricanes and their aftermath in a move that looks like little more than a desperate bid to cover up the Federal Emergency Management Agencyâs failures. The […]</a></div> 263<div class="Social"></div> 264</div> 265</div> 266<div class="Post"> 267<div class="Pic"> 268<a href="2024-08-26-national-guard-shared-christian-beliefs-removed-command.html"><img border="0" src="wp-content/uploads/sites/443/2024/08/Ohio-National-Guard-Facilities-No-Longer-Gun-Free-Zones.jpg"></a> 269</div> 270<div class="Text"> 271<div class="Info"><span class="Date">08/26/2024</span> / <span class="Author"><a href="author/isabelle">By Cassie B.</a></span></div> 272<div class="Title"><a href="2024-08-26-national-guard-shared-christian-beliefs-removed-command.html">National Guard officer who shared Christian beliefs removed from command in Idaho</a></div> 273<div class="Description"><a href="2024-08-26-national-guard-shared-christian-beliefs-removed-command.html">The Idaho Army National Guard is under fire after removing an infantry officer from command and pressuring him to resign following complaints from another soldier about his Christian beliefs. The officer reportedly expressed his religious beliefs on his private social media accounts, where he shared opinions about the sexualization of minors as well as gender […]</a></div> 274<div class="Social"></div> 275</div> 276</div> 277<div class="Post"> 278<div class="Pic"> 279<a href="2024-08-19-uk-man-arrested-over-posts-social-media.html"><img border="0" src="wp-content/uploads/sites/443/2024/08/Censorship-Man-Censored-Tape-Mouth.jpg"></a> 280</div> 281<div class="Text"> 282<div class="Info"><span class="Date">08/19/2024</span> / <span class="Author"><a href="author/isabelle">By Cassie B.</a></span></div> 283<div class="Title"><a href="2024-08-19-uk-man-arrested-over-posts-social-media.html">UK man arrested over posts on social media that allegedly contain âanti-establishment rhetoricâ</a></div> 284<div class="Description"><a href="2024-08-19-uk-man-arrested-over-posts-social-media.html">A British man has been arrested and is facing criminal charges over posts he made on social media that authorities claim contain âanti-establishment rhetoric.â 40-year-old Wayne OâRourke of Salix Approach, Lincoln, was arrested this weekend over material he published online that the police claim seeks to stir up racial hatred. Although it is not known […]</a></div> 285<div class="Social"></div> 286</div> 287</div> 288<div class="Post"> 289<div class="Pic"> 290<a href="2024-08-12-five-states-involved-co2-pipeline-farmland-seized.html"><img border="0" src="wp-content/uploads/sites/443/2024/08/A-hand-holds-out-a-dollar-money-bag-1.jpeg"></a> 291</div> 292<div class="Text"> 293<div class="Info"><span class="Date">08/12/2024</span> / <span class="Author"><a href="author/isabelle">By Cassie B.</a></span></div> 294<div class="Title"><a href="2024-08-12-five-states-involved-co2-pipeline-farmland-seized.html">Five states involved in carbon dioxide pipeline battle as farmland is seized for “green energy” terraforming operation</a></div> 295<div class="Description"><a href="2024-08-12-five-states-involved-co2-pipeline-farmland-seized.html">Five states in the Midwest are currently battling the construction of controversial carbon dioxide pipelines that are putt
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