https://waprank.net/app/mockData/fakeArticles.mjs

1export const fakeArticles=[
2    {
3        shortTitle:"Apple and Klarna announce iPhone with wheels",
4        blurb:"The new iPhone can automatically return itself to the retailer if customers fall behind on payments.",
5        type:"tech",
6        publisher:"TechNow.com",
7        image:"/static/apple.png"
8    },
9    {
10        shortTitle: "EU bans pet parrots over privacy",
11        blurb: "The EU has issued a ban on the sale and ownership of pet parrots over data privacy concerns.",
12        type:"politics",
13        publisher:"Politop.com",
14        image:"/static/parrot.jpg"
15    },
16    {
17        shortTitle: "FIFA introduces Multiball system for World Cup",
18        blurb: "FIFA has announced that it will allowing up to 3 balls to be in play at the same time during the World Cup, in an effort to speed up the game and increase scoring opportunities.",
19        type:"sports",
20        publisher:"SportsNow.com",
21        image:"/static/soccer.jpg"
22    },
23    {
24        shortTitle: "Microsoft acquires Linux Kernel",
25        blurb: "Microsoft has announced that it has acquired the Linux Kernel for a 150B$ all stock deal.",
26        type:"tech",
27        publisher:"TechNow.com",
28        image:"/static/tux.jpg"
29    },
30    {
31        shortTitle: "Anthropic offers 50% off in exchange for your diary",
32        blurb: "Anthropic has announced a 50% discount on AI subscription in exchange for your personal diary, which will be used to train their AI models.",
33        type:"tech",
34        publisher: "TechNow.com",
35        image:"/static/diary.jpg"
36    },
37    {
38        shortTitle: "SpaceXAI announces Optimus robot has fled lab",
39        blurb: "SpaceXAI has announced that their Optimus robot has escaped the lab and is now on the loose.",
40        type:"tech",
41        publisher: "TechNow.com",
42        image:"/static/forest.jpg"
43    },
44    /*
45    {
46        shortTitle: "Nintendo announces new Open World Smash Bros.",
47        blurb: "Smash Bros Y will take place in a large sandbox. Players have the option to simply run away from fights. Enjoy playing Bowser!",
48        type:"gaming",
49        publisher: "GameNow.com",
50        image:"/static/map.jpg"
51    },
52     */
53    {
54        shortTitle: "Scientists warn mycelium networks conspiring to poison humanity",
55        blurb: "Scientists have discovered that mushrooms are secretly conspiring to poison humanity to combat climate change.",
56        type:"science",
57        publisher: "ScienceNow.com",
58        image:"/static/mushroom.JPG"
59    },
60    {
61        shortTitle: "EU proposes mandatory Cookie Banners for Video Game chats",
62        blurb: "The European Union has proposed a new regulation that would require all video game chats to have mandatory cookie consent banners for every message.",
63        type:"gaming",
64        publisher: "GameNow.com",
65        image:"/static/eu.jpg"
66    },
67    {
68        shortTitle: "Japan introduces gacha dating App",
69        blurb: "Japan has introduced a new dating app that uses gacha mechanics to match users with potential partners.",
70        type:"politics",
71        publisher: "Politop.com",
72        image:"/static/japan.png"
73    },
74    {
75        shortTitle: "Trump announces Strait of Hormuz will be filled with concrete",
76        blurb: "Trump has announced that the Strait of Hormuz will be filled with concrete to prevent anyone from ever exporting oil ever again.",
77        type:"politics",
78        publisher: "Politop.com",
79        image:"/static/hormuz.jpg"
80    },
81    {
82        shortTitle: "China builds space elevator to the moon",
83        blurb: "China has announced that it has built a space elevator to the moon, allowing for easy transportation of goods and people to and from the lunar surface. US financial Anaylsts have expressed concern over the long term financial commitments.",
84        type:"science",
85        publisher: "ScienceNow.com",
86        image:"/static/china.jpeg"
87    },
88    {
89        shortTitle: "Geologist confirm average backyard contains dinosaur fossils",
90        blurb: "Scientist have confirmed that the average backyard contains an average of 2 dinosaur fossils, which are often buried 2-6 feet deep.",
91        type:"science",
92        publisher: "ScienceNow.com",
93        image:"/static/fossil.jpg"
94    },
95    {
96        shortTitle: "Study confirms women subconsciously attracted to fedoras.",
97        blurb: "A new study has confirmed that women are subconsciously attracted to men who wear fedoras, even if they deny it verbally.",
98        type:"science",
99        publisher: "ScienceNow.com",
100        image:"/static/fedora.jpg"
101    },
102    {
103        shortTitle: "Study confirmed native Americans had sophisticated healthcare system",
104        blurb: "A new study has confirmed that native Americans had a sophisticated healthcare system, funded by a tribal fund.",
105        type:"science",
106        publisher: "ScienceNow.com",
107        image:"/static/teepee.jpg"
108    }
109]
110export const getRandomSetOfFakeArticles=(num=5)=>{
111    if(num>fakeArticles.length){
112        throw new Error("num cannot be greater than the number of fake articles");
113    }
114    const copy=fakeArticles.map(a=>(
115        {
116            ...a,
117            idx:Math.random()
118        }
119        )
120    );
121
122    const shuffled=copy.sort((a,b)=>a.idx-b.idx);
123    return shuffled.slice(0,num).map(a=>{
124        const {idx,...rest}=a;
125        return rest;
126    });
127}