https://www.stagemilk.com/wp-content/themes/laverde/js/twitter.js?ver=6.3.12

1function uxde_format_twitter(twitters) {
2  var statusHTML = [];
3  for (var i=0; i<twitters.length; i++){
4    var username = twitters[i].user.screen_name;
5    var status = twitters[i].text.replace(/((https?|s?ftp|ssh)\:\/\/[^"\s\<\>]*[^.,;'">\:\s\<\>\)\]\!])/g, function(url) {
6      return '<a href="'+url+'">'+url+'</a>';
7    }).replace(/\B@([_a-z0-9]+)/ig, function(reply) {
8      return  reply.charAt(0)+'<a href="http://twitter.com/'+reply.substring(1)+'">'+reply.substring(1)+'</a>';
9    });
10    statusHTML.push('<li><span>'+status+'</span> <a href="http://twitter.com/'+username+'/statuses/'+twitters[i].id_str+'">'+relative_time(twitters[i].created_at)+'</a></li>');
11  }
12  return statusHTML.join('');
13}
14
15function relative_time(time_value) {
16  var values = time_value.split(" ");
17  time_value = values[1] + " " + values[2] + ", " + values[5] + " " + values[3];
18  var parsed_date = Date.parse(time_value);
19  var relative_to = (arguments.length > 1) ? arguments[1] : new Date();
20  var delta = parseInt((relative_to.getTime() - parsed_date) / 1000);
21  delta = delta + (relative_to.getTimezoneOffset() * 60);
22
23  if (delta < 60) {
24    return 'less than a minute ago';
25  } else if(delta < 120) {
26    return 'about a minute ago';
27  } else if(delta < (60*60)) {
28    return (parseInt(delta / 60)).toString() + ' minutes ago';
29  } else if(delta < (120*60)) {
30    return 'about an hour ago';
31  } else if(delta < (24*60*60)) {
32    return 'about ' + (parseInt(delta / 3600)).toString() + ' hours ago';
33  } else if(delta < (48*60*60)) {
34    return '1 day ago';
35  } else {
36    return (parseInt(delta / 86400)).toString() + ' days ago';
37  }
38}