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103											<p>The platypus' duckbill is a supersensory organ ladened with thousands of cells responsive to the electric fields generated by all living things</p>
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159										<a href="mailto:[email protected]" style="unset:all" class="author" title="email Skews.Me"><span class="name">Kevin J. Crosby</span><img src="https://www.skewsme.com/images/smallworld2.gif" style="width:32px;" alt="" /></a>
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178<h3 style="text-align:center;">2019 Senate Intelligence Committee hearing recruitment</h3>
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181<p>"You can make a direct and critical contribution to your nation's security while simultaneously making money doing a job you would probably do for free if they let you." &#151; Frumentarius, "Top 5 Qualifications for CIA's Clandestine Service," SOFREP.com</p>
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189<p>The FBI's <a href="https://www.fbi.gov/investigate/counterintelligence/foreign-influence/protected-voices" target="_blank">Protected Voices</a> initiative provides tools and resources to political campaigns, companies, and individuals to protect against online foreign influence operations and cybersecurity threats.</p>
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192<p>The Blue Campaign is the unified voice for the U.S. Department of Homeland Security's (DHS) efforts to combat human trafficking. Working in collaboration with law enforcement, government, non-governmental and private organizations, the Blue Campaign strives to protect the basic right of freedom and to bring those who exploit human lives to justice.</p>
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196<br/><br/><p>Based on a true story, "Sound of Freedom" took five years to earn approval to be shown in theaters and aspires to help raise awareness of child trafficking, soon to surpass drugs in profitabilty. The studio even pay it forward to donate or afford to watch the jarring film to help stop child abuse.</p>
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230<p style="text-align:center;"><br/><a href="https://skewsme.com/img/cats-meow.jpg" target="_blank">♫ "Cat's Meow" sheet music<br/>(sounds like humans)</a></p>
231<p><a href="https://skewsme.com/img/cats-meow.jpg" target="_blank"><img class="image" src="https://skewsme.com/img/cats-meow.jpg" width="300" alt="Cat's Meow by Kevin J. Crosby" title="Cat's Meow by Kevin J. Crosby" style="width:100%;" /></a></p>
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237<a href="https://www.amazon.com/How-Make-Zombie-Science-Reanimation/dp/1851689443/ref=as_li_ss_il?keywords=how+to+make+a+zombie&qid=1566888310&s=gateway&sr=8-1&linkCode=li2&tag=skewsmecollec-20&linkId=60626dd191d06134bd86c456e437cb03&language=en_US" target="_blank"><img border="0" src="//ws-na.amazon-adsystem.com/widgets/q?_encoding=UTF8&ASIN=1851689443&Format=_SL160_&ID=AsinImage&MarketPlace=US&ServiceVersion=20070822&WS=1&tag=skewsmecollec-20&language=en_US" ></a><img src="https://ir-na.amazon-adsystem.com/e/ir?t=skewsmecollec-20&language=en_US&l=li2&o=1&a=1851689443" width="1" height="1" border="0" alt="" style="border:none !important; margin:0px !important;" />
238<a href="https://www.amazon.com/Physical-control-mind-psychocivilized-perspectives/dp/B0007DDUDO/ref=as_li_ss_il?crid=3ULALH4LOAUI&keywords=physical+control+of+the+mind+delgado&qid=1566888342&s=gateway&sprefix=physical+control+of+,aps,215&sr=8-1&linkCode=li2&tag=skewsmecollec-20&linkId=3db7a761b7c4b308654377b9f07a66c9&language=en_US" target="_blank"><img border="0" src="//ws-na.amazon-adsystem.com/widgets/q?_encoding=UTF8&ASIN=B0007DDUDO&Format=_SL160_&ID=AsinImage&MarketPlace=US&ServiceVersion=20070822&WS=1&tag=skewsmecollec-20&language=en_US" ></a><img src="https://ir-na.amazon-adsystem.com/e/ir?t=skewsmecollec-20&language=en_US&l=li2&o=1&a=B0007DDUDO" width="1" height="1" border="0" alt="" style="border:none !important; margin:0px !important;" />
239<a href="https://www.amazon.com/Uppity-Women-Medieval-Times-Vicki/dp/1567312500/ref=as_li_ss_il?crid=1VT87DQAIC10D&keywords=uppity+women+of+medieval+times&qid=1566889536&s=gateway&sprefix=uppity,aps,197&sr=8-1&linkCode=li1&tag=skewsmecollec-20&linkId=ea95ea4b2df800532eb444d570e20821&language=en_US" target="_blank"><img border="0" src="//ws-na.amazon-adsystem.com/widgets/q?_encoding=UTF8&ASIN=1567312500&Format=_SL110_&ID=AsinImage&MarketPlace=US&ServiceVersion=20070822&WS=1&tag=skewsmecollec-20&language=en_US" ></a><img src="https://ir-na.amazon-adsystem.com/e/ir?t=skewsmecollec-20&language=en_US&l=li1&o=1&a=1567312500" width="1" height="1" border="0" alt="" style="border:none !important; margin:0px !important;" />
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271												<p>Dumbed-down texts too easy, too simple, too boring.</p>
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280												<p>The platypus' duckbill is a supersensory organ ladened with thousands of cells responsive to the electric fields generated by all living things.</p>
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289												<p>'Play' monkeys and cats like 'little electronic toys' that yawn, hide, fight, play, mate and go to sleep on command.</p>
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