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Crosby</span><img src="https://www.skewsme.com/images/smallworld2.gif" style="width:32px;" alt="" /></a> 160 </div> 161 </header> 162 163<!-- 164<center><video width="100%" controls style="display:inline;" poster="img/brain-images.jpg"> 165 <source src="img/in-my-mind-gigi-dagostino.m4v" type="video/mp4"> 166</video> 167<p>my tribute to Dynoro, Gigi D'Agostino<br/>In My Mind <a href="https://amzn.to/2YITOm3" target="_blank" style="font-weight:bold;">(listen)</a></p> 168</center> 169--> 170 171<p><iframe width="560" height="315" src="https://www.youtube.com/embed/2s13sOvSTgA" title="YouTube video player" frameborder="0" allow="accelerometer; autoplay; clipboard-write; encrypted-media; gyroscope; picture-in-picture" allowfullscreen></iframe></p> 172<br/> 173<p><iframe width="1026" height="577" src="https://www.youtube.com/embed/LKViO8Btf08" title="YouTube video player" frameborder="0" allow="accelerometer; autoplay; clipboard-write; encrypted-media; gyroscope; picture-in-picture" allowfullscreen></iframe></p> 174 175<p><br/><img src="https://skewsme.com/img/waveform-620x.png" style="width:100%;"/></p> 176 177<p><a href="https://skewsme.com/img/awards-1200x.jpg" target="_blank" class="image"><img src="https://skewsme.com/img/awards-1200x.jpg" alt="Kevin J. Crosby (awards)" style="width:100%" /></a></p> 178<h3 style="text-align:center;">2019 Senate Intelligence Committee hearing recruitment</h3> 179<p style="text-align:center;"><iframe width="560" height="315" src="https://www.youtube.com/embed/0C8F9SUfyEg" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe></p> 180 181<p>"You can make a direct and critical contribution to your nation's security while simultaneously making money doing a job you would probably do for free if they let you." — Frumentarius, "Top 5 Qualifications for CIA's Clandestine Service," SOFREP.com</p> 182 183<div style="width:100%;height:0;padding-bottom:56%;position:relative;"><iframe src="https://giphy.com/embed/9pBax2fHIzVZ0goU0Z" width="100%" height="100%" style="position:absolute" frameBorder="0" class="giphy-embed" allowFullScreen></iframe></div> 184<br/><br/> 185<iframe width="560" height="315" src="https://www.youtube.com/embed/CoF1Bx-glaw" title="YouTube video player" frameborder="0" allow="accelerometer; autoplay; clipboard-write; encrypted-media; gyroscope; picture-in-picture" allowfullscreen></iframe> 186<br/></br> 187 188<img class="image featured" src="https://skewsme.com/img/fbi-protected-voices.jpg" border="0" alt="" title="" /> 189<p>The FBI's <a href="https://www.fbi.gov/investigate/counterintelligence/foreign-influence/protected-voices" target="_blank">Protected Voices</a> initiative provides tools and resources to political campaigns, companies, and individuals to protect against online foreign influence operations and cybersecurity threats.</p> 190 191 192<p>The Blue Campaign is the unified voice for the U.S. Department of Homeland Security's (DHS) efforts to combat human trafficking. Working in collaboration with law enforcement, government, non-governmental and private organizations, the Blue Campaign strives to protect the basic right of freedom and to bring those who exploit human lives to justice.</p> 193 194<iframe width="560" height="315" src="https://www.youtube.com/embed/uFUPymnT-KA" frameborder="0" allow="accelerometer; autoplay; clipboard-write; encrypted-media; gyroscope; picture-in-picture" allowfullscreen></iframe> 195 196<br/><br/><p>Based on a true story, "Sound of Freedom" took five years to earn approval to be shown in theaters and aspires to help raise awareness of child trafficking, soon to surpass drugs in profitabilty. The studio even pay it forward to donate or afford to watch the jarring film to help stop child abuse.</p> 197 198<iframe width="1026" height="577" src="https://www.youtube.com/embed/hyyyKcfJRGQ" title="Sound of Freedom | Theatrical Trailer for July 4 | Angel Studios" frameborder="0" allow="accelerometer; autoplay; clipboard-write; encrypted-media; gyroscope; picture-in-picture; web-share" allowfullscreen></iframe> 199 200<footer> 201</footer> 202 </article> 203 <!-- end Post --> 204 205 </div> 206 207 <!-- Sidebar --> 208 <section id="sidebar"> 209 210 <!-- Intro --> 211 <section id="intro"> 212<a href="#" class="logo"><img src="https://skewsme.com/img/skewsme-logo.png" alt="" /></a> 213 <header> 214<div style="display:inline-block;margin-bottom:2em;"> 215 <h2>Skews.Me</h2> 216 <p style="font-size:1em;"><nobr>Even the smallest drop</nobr> <nobr>in the bucket</nobr> <nobr>makes a wave</nobr></p> 217</div> 218 219<center> 220<div style="max-width:420px;"> 221<p style="padding-bottom:1em;"><iframe width="100%" height="20" scrolling="no" frameborder="no" allow="autoplay" src="https://w.soundcloud.com/player/?url=https%3A//api.soundcloud.com/tracks/375466355&color=%233d6c79&inverse=false&auto_play=false&show_user=true"></iframe></p> 222<p style="padding-bottom:1em;"><iframe width="100%" height="20" scrolling="no" frameborder="no" allow="autoplay" src="https://w.soundcloud.com/player/?url=https%3A//api.soundcloud.com/tracks/375510896&color=%23ff5500&inverse=false&auto_play=false&show_user=true"></iframe></p> 223<p style="padding-bottom:1em;"><iframe width="100%" height="20" scrolling="no" frameborder="no" allow="autoplay" src="https://w.soundcloud.com/player/?url=https%3A//api.soundcloud.com/tracks/511641069&color=%237c7c7c&inverse=false&auto_play=false&show_user=true"></iframe></p> 224<p style="padding-bottom:1em;"><iframe width="100%" height="20" scrolling="no" frameborder="no" allow="autoplay" src="https://w.soundcloud.com/player/?url=https%3A//api.soundcloud.com/tracks/506361888&c
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