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396s Poundshop SNL</p> 397<p>* Heartstopper Romance UK</p> 398<p>* PLUS: The Return of Toploader</td> 399</tr> 400</tbody> 401</table> 402</td> 403</tr> 404</tbody> 405</table> 406</td> 407</tr> 408</tbody> 409</table> 410</td> 411</tr> 412</tbody> 413</table> 414<table style="padding: 0; margin: 0;" border="0" width="520" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="0" align="center" bgcolor="#fffffffff"> 415<tbody> 416<tr> 417<td class="paddingOuter" style="border-bottom: 1px solid #1a1a1a; border-top: 1px solid #1a1a1a; padding: 30px 0;" align="center" valign="top"> 418<table class="tableWrap" border="0" width="440" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="0" align="center"> 419<tbody> 420<tr> 421<td style="padding: 0;"> 422<table class="tableInner" border="0" width="500" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="0" align="center"> 423<tbody> 424<tr> 425<td class="fullWidthNM" style="padding-top: 13px; padding-bottom: 13px;" align="left" valign="top" bgcolor="#ffffff" width="440"> 426<table border="0" width="100%" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="0" align="left"> 427<tbody> 428<tr> 429<td style="margin: 0; font-size: 15px; font-weight: bold; color: #373737; font-family: Monospace; line-height: 18px; mso-line-height-rule: exactly;" align="center" valign="top">>> Bah, Humbug <<</td> 430</tr> 431<tr> 432<td style="margin: 0; font-size: 15px; font-weight: bold; color: #373737; font-family: Monospace; line-height: 18px; mso-line-height-rule: exactly;" align="center" valign="top">Making friends everywhere</td> 433</tr> 434<tr> 435<td style="margin: 0; font-size: 14px; font-weight: 400; color: #373737; font-family: Monospace; line-height: 20px; mso-line-height-rule: exactly; padding-top: 12px; padding-left: 18px; padding-right: 18px;" align="left" valign="top">Stingy Jim Ratcliffe’s desperate cost-cutting measures at Manchester United continue to reach new lows.</p> 436<p>Not content with hundreds of redundancies, raising ticket prices and scrutinising every club purchase, from vegetables to sellotape, now he’s come, at long last, for the freebies.</p> 437<p>Charities linked to the club, who previously received free tickets to home matches, were informed by email yesterday that the Man Utd Foundation would no longer be covering the expense.</p> 438<p>Given that charity tickets are rather limited in the first place, it’s a particularly Scrooge move, even for Sir Jim.</td> 439</tr> 440</tbody> 441</table> 442</td> 443</tr> 444</tbody> 445</table> 446</td> 447</tr> 448</tbody> 449</table> 450</td> 451</tr> 452</tbody> 453</table> 454<table style="padding: 0; margin: 0;" border="0" width="520" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="0" align="center" bgcolor="#fffffffff"> 455<tbody> 456<tr> 457<td class="paddingOuter" style="border-bottom: 1px solid #1a1a1a; padding: 0;" align="center" valign="top"> 458<table class="tableWrap" border="0" width="440" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="0" align="center"> 459<tbody> 460<tr> 461<td style="padding: 0;"> 462<table class="tableInner" border="0" width="500" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="0" align="center"> 463<tbody> 464<tr> 465<td class="fullWidthNM" style="padding-top: 13px; padding-bottom: 13px;" align="left" valign="top" bgcolor="#ffffff" width="440"> 466<table border="0" width="100%" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="0" align="left"> 467<tbody> 468<tr> 469<td style="margin: 0; font-size: 14px; font-weight: 400; color: #373737; font-family: Monospace; line-height: 20px; mso-line-height-rule: exactly;" align="left" valign="top">James Corden’s <a href="https://www.instagram.com/keithmcnallynyc/p/Cj013OTPL0g/" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer">egg yolk omelette nemesis</a>, restaurateur Keith McNally, is finding himself back in the gossip columns, thanks to a forthcoming memoir. Leaked bits suggest a youthful Gruesome Twosome with Alan Bennett.</td> 470</tr> 471</tbody> 472</table> 473</td> 474</tr> 475</tbody> 476</table> 477</td> 478</tr> 479</tbody> 480</table> 481</td> 482</tr> 483</tbody> 484</table> 485<table style="padding: 0; margin: 0;" border="0" width="520" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="0" align="center" bgcolor="#fffffffff"> 486<tbody> 487<tr> 488<td class="paddingOuter" style="border-bottom: 1px solid #1a1a1a; padding: 30px 0;" align="center" valign="top"> 489<table class="tableWrap" border="0" width="440" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="0" align="center"> 490<tbody> 491<tr> 492<td style="padding: 0;"> 493<table class="tableInner" border="0" width="500" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="0" align="center"> 494<tbody> 495<tr> 496<td class="fullWidthNM" style="padding-top: 13px; padding-bottom: 13px;" align="left" valign="top" bgcolor="#ffffff" width="440"> 497<table border="0" width="100%" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="0" align="left"> 498<tbody> 499<tr> 500<td style="margin: 0; font-size: 15px; font-weight: bold; color: #373737; font-family: Monospace; line-height: 18px; mso-line-height-rule: exactly;" align="center" valign="top">>><br /> 501<span style="color: #373737; font-family: monospace; font-size: 15px; font-style: normal; font-variant-ligatures: normal; font-variant-caps: normal; font-weight: bold; letter-spacing: normal; orphans: 2; text-align: -webkit-center; text-indent: 0; text-transform: none; widows: 2; word-spacing: 0; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0; white-space: normal; background-color: #fff; text-decoration-thickness: initial; text-decoration-style: initial; text-decoration-color: initial; display: inline!important; float: none;"> Jafaican Him Crazy</span> <<</td> 502</tr> 503<tr> 504<td style="margin: 0; font-size: 15px; font-weight: bold; color: #373737; font-family: Monospace; line-height: 18px; mso-line-height-rule: exactly;" align="center" valign="top"> Donât read the comments</td> 505</tr> 506<tr> 507<td style="margin: 0; font-size: 14px; font-weight: 400; color: #373737; font-family: Monospace; line-height: 20px; mso-line-height-rule: exactly; padding-top: 12px; padding-left: 18px; padding-right: 18px;" align="left" valign="top">With the exception of pope-killer extraordinaire JD Vance, nobody has had a busier week than Peter Andreâs team, who spent most of their Easter weekend cleaning up the mess after the revelation of his bizarre turn in Jafaican, the movie where he pretends to be Jamaican.Desperately trying to play down criticism of cultural appropriation, Team Pandre dealt with the backlash by claiming that most of the reactions to the bizarre movie trailer in question were positive ones.</p> 508<p>When that failed, Pete’s crew tried different tactics on enquiring journalists, including “Pete doesnât manage his own social media, so he may not know about this” and “heâs not playing a black man, he’s just dressing like a black man”, meaning it could not therefore by racist.</p> 509<p>Incidentally, there are at least some positive comments online about Jafaican.</p> 510<p>It’s just that some of the positive comments in question seem to be posted by Pete’s own children.</td> 511</tr> 512</tbody> 513</table> 514</td> 515</tr> 516</tbody> 517</table> 518</td> 519</tr> 520</tbody> 521</table> 522</td> 523</tr> 524</tbody> 525</table> 526<table style="padding: 0; margin: 0;" border="0" width="520" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="0" align="center" bgcolor="#fffffffff"> 527<tbody> 528<tr> 529<td class="paddingOuter" style="border-bottom: 1px solid #1a1a1a; padding: 0;" align="center" valign="top"> 530<table class="tableWrap" border="0" width="440" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="0" align="center"> 531<tbody> 532<tr> 533<td style="padding: 0;"> 534<table class="tableInner" border="0" width="500" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="0" align="center"> 535<tbody> 536<tr> 537<td class="fullWidthNM" style="padding-top: 13px; padding-bottom: 13px;" align="left" valign="top" bgcolor="#ffffff" width="440"> 538<table border="0" width="100%" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="0" align="left"> 539<tbody> 540<tr> 541<td style="margin: 0; font-size: 14px; font-weight: 400; color: #373737; font-family: Monospace; line-height: 20px; mso-line-height-rule: exactly;" align="left" valign="top">Wetherspoons Tim Martin’s PA writes all of her emails in comic sans.</td> 542</tr> 543</tbody> 544</table> 545</td> 546</tr> 547</tbody> 548</table> 549</td> 550</tr> 551</tbody> 552</table> 553</td> 554</tr> 555</tbody> 556</table> 557<table style="padding: 0; margin: 0;" border="0" width="520" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="0" align="center" bgcolor="#fffffffff"> 558<tbody> 559<tr> 560<td class="paddingOuter" style="padding: 30px 0;" align="center" valign="top"> 561<table class="tableWrap" border="0" width="440" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="0" align="center"> 562<tbody> 563<tr> 564<td style="padding: 0;"> 565<table class="tableInner" border="0" width="500" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="0" align="center"> 566<tbody> 567<tr> 568<td class="fullWidthNM" style="padding-top: 13px; padding-bottom: 13px;" align="left" valign="top" bgcolor="#ffffff" width="440"> 569<table border="0" width="100%" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="0" align="left"> 570<tbody> 571<tr> 572<td style="margin: 0; font-size: 15px; font-weight: bold; color: #373737; font-family: Monospace; line-height: 18px; mso-line-height-rule: exactly;" align="center" valign="top">>> Big Questions <<</td> 573</tr> 574<tr> 575<td style="margin: 0; font-size: 15px; font-weight: bold; color: #373737; font-family: Monospace; line-height: 18px; mso-line-height-rule: exactly;" align="center" valign="top">Who’s asking what this week?</td> 576</tr> 577<tr> 578<td style="margin: 0; font-size: 14px; font-weight: 400; color: #373737; font-family: Monospace; line-height: 20px; mso-line-height-rule: exactly; padding-top: 12px; padding-left: 18px; padding-right: 18px;" align="left" valign="top">Which celebrity doctor gave his much younger girlfriend the delightful Christmas present of a 50ml vial of pure ketamine?</p> 579<p>Nice to have friends in high places – although she did have to hide it from her housemates for fear of them turning it into their own side hustle.</td> 580</tr> 581</tbody> 582</table> 583</td> 584</tr> 585</tbody> 586</table> 587</td> 588</tr> 589</tbody> 590</table> 591</td> 592</tr> 593</tbody> 594</table> 595<table style="padding: 0; margin: 0;" border="0" width="520" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="0" align="center" bgcolor="#fffffffff"> 596<tbody> 597<tr> 598<td class="paddingOuter" style="border-top: 2px dashed #1a1a1a; border-bottom: 2px dashed #1a1a1a; padding: 0;" align="center" valign="top"> 599<table class="tableWrap" border="0" width="440" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="0" align="center"> 600<tbody> 601<tr> 602<td style="padding: 0;"> 603<table class="tableInner" border="0" width="500" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="0" align="center"> 604<tbody> 605<tr> 606<td class="fullWidthNM" style="padding-top: 13px; padding-bottom: 13px;" align="left" valign="top" bgcolor="#ffffff" width="440"> 607<table border="0" width="100%" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="0" align="left"> 608<tbody> 609<tr> 610<td style="margin: 0; font-size: 14px; font-weight: 400; color: #373737; font-family: Monospace; line-height: 20px; mso-line-height-rule: exactly;" align="left" valign="top"> 611<style>p.p1{margin:0;font:13.3px Arial;color:#000;-webkit-text-stroke:#000}span.s1{font-kerning:none}</style> 612<p> ,—–,   Does anyone <strong>ACTUALLY</strong> win</p> 613<p>/    \  the meter reading Wheel</p> 614<p>(  @  @  ) of Fortune? Or is it just</p> 615<p>\  v  /  a ploy to get your numbers?</p> 616<p>(())|(())  Octopus lifts the lid on</p> 617<p>))|||((   this gritty exposé no-one</p> 618<p>asked for – [<a href="https://octopus.energy/blog/the-truth-about-the-octopus-wheel-of-fortune/?utm_medium=email_ad&utm_source=popbitch&utm_campaign=wheel_of_fortune" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer"><strong>Watch now</strong></a>]</td> 619</tr> 620</tbody> 621</table> 622</td> 623</tr> 624</tbody> 625</table> 626</td> 627</tr> 628</tbody> 629</table> 630</td> 631</tr> 632</tbody> 633</table> 634<table style="padding: 0; margin: 0;" border="0" width="520" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="0" align="center" bgcolor="#fffffffff"> 635<tbody> 636<tr> 637<td class="paddingOuter" style="border-bottom: 1px solid #1a1a1a; padding: 30px 0;" align="center" valign="top"> 638<table class="tableWrap" border="0" width="440" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="0" align="center"> 639<tbody> 640<tr> 641<td style="padding: 0;"> 642<table class="tableInner" border="0" width="500" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="0" align="center"> 643<tbody> 644<tr> 645<td class="fullWidthNM" style="padding-top: 13px; padding-bottom: 13px;" align="left" valign="top" bgcolor="#ffffff" width="440"> 646<table border="0" width="100%" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="0" align="left"> 647<tbody> 648<tr> 649<td style="margin: 0; font-size: 15px; font-weight: bold; color: #373737; font-family: Monospace; line-height: 18px; mso-line-height-rule: exactly;" align="center" valign="top">>>  Live and Kicking <<</td> 650</tr> 651<tr> 652<td style="margin: 0; font-size: 15px; font-weight: bold; color: #373737; font-family: Monospace; line-height: 18px; mso-line-height-rule: exactly;" align="center" valign="top">Britain’s poundshop TV</td> 653</tr> 654<tr> 655<td style="margin: 0; font-size: 14px; font-weight: 400; color: #373737; font-family: Monospace; line-height: 20px; mso-line-height-rule: exactly; padding-top: 12px; padding-left: 18px; padding-right: 18px;" align="left" valign="top">
655The new UK version of SNL is off to a dubious start. The show promised to bring in a new wave of British comedy talent outside the usual circuit of ITV and BBC panel shows.And how are they going to do that?</p> 656<p>Well, producers have been chirpily sending out requests for writers to send in unpaid samples to get a job on the show.</td> 657</tr> 658</tbody> 659</table> 660</td> 661</tr> 662</tbody> 663</table> 664</td> 665</tr> 666</tbody> 667</table> 668</td> 669</tr> 670</tbody> 671</table> 672<table style="padding: 0; margin: 0;" border="0" width="520" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="0" align="center" bgcolor="#fffffffff"> 673<tbody> 674<tr> 675<td class="paddingOuter" style="border-bottom: 1px solid #1a1a1a; padding: 0;" align="center" valign="top"> 676<table class="tableWrap" border="0" width="440" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="0" align="center"> 677<tbody> 678<tr> 679<td style="padding: 0;"> 680<table class="tableInner" border="0" width="500" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="0" align="center"> 681<tbody> 682<tr> 683<td class="fullWidthNM" style="padding-top: 13px; padding-bottom: 13px;" align="left" valign="top" bgcolor="#ffffff" width="440"> 684<table border="0" width="100%" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="0" align="left"> 685<tbody> 686<tr> 687<td style="margin: 0; font-size: 14px; font-weight: 400; color: #373737; font-family: Monospace; line-height: 20px; mso-line-height-rule: exactly;" align="left" valign="top">Matty Healy once won a school talent show at which one of the judges was his mum, Denise Welch.</td> 688</tr> 689</tbody> 690</table> 691</td> 692</tr> 693</tbody> 694</table> 695</td> 696</tr> 697</tbody> 698</table> 699</td> 700</tr> 701</tbody> 702</table> 703<table style="padding: 0; margin: 0;" border="0" width="520" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="0" align="center" bgcolor="#fffffffff"> 704<tbody> 705<tr> 706<td class="paddingOuter" style="border-bottom: 1px solid #1a1a1a; padding: 30px 0;" align="center" valign="top"> 707<table class="tableWrap" border="0" width="440" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="0" align="center"> 708<tbody> 709<tr> 710<td style="padding: 0;"> 711<table class="tableInner" border="0" width="500" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="0" align="center"> 712<tbody> 713<tr> 714<td class="fullWidthNM" style="padding-top: 13px; padding-bottom: 13px;" align="left" valign="top" bgcolor="#ffffff" width="440"> 715<table border="0" width="100%" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="0" align="left"> 716<tbody> 717<tr> 718<td style="margin: 0; font-size: 15px; font-weight: bold; color: #373737; font-family: Monospace; line-height: 18px; mso-line-height-rule: exactly;" align="center" valign="top">>> On Brand <<</td> 719</tr> 720<tr> 721<td style="margin: 0; font-size: 15px; font-weight: bold; color: #373737; font-family: Monospace; line-height: 18px; mso-line-height-rule: exactly;" align="center" valign="top">Without fear or favour. Maybe</td> 722</tr> 723<tr> 724<td style="margin: 0; font-size: 14px; font-weight: 400; color: #373737; font-family: Monospace; line-height: 20px; mso-line-height-rule: exactly; padding-top: 12px; padding-left: 18px; padding-right: 18px;" align="left" valign="top">The UK’s equivalent to showrunner extraordinaire Lorne Michaels is Suzi Aplin. Aplin is a top-notch exec producer, and has been a staple of the British TV world since the 90s and 00s. Famous for TFI Friday and Friday Night with Jonathan Ross, she also produced several of Russell Brandâs stand-up specials at the height of his fame.</p> 725<p>Another of these shows was the first series of Roast Battle UK in 2018⦠which also starred Russell Brand as a judge.</p> 726<p>Writers and comedians on Roast Battle were given a very specific brief: to go wild on the “no holds barred” production, with one notable exception:</p> 727<p>“Absolutely no jokes about or mentioning Russell, okay?</td> 728</tr> 729</tbody> 730</table> 731</td> 732</tr> 733</tbody> 734</table> 735</td> 736</tr> 737</tbody> 738</table> 739</td> 740</tr> 741</tbody> 742</table> 743<table style="padding: 0; margin: 0;" border="0" width="520" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="0" align="center" bgcolor="#fffffffff"> 744<tbody> 745<tr> 746<td class="paddingOuter" style="border-bottom: 1px solid #1a1a1a; padding: 0;" align="center" valign="top"> 747<table class="tableWrap" border="0" width="440" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="0" align="center"> 748<tbody> 749<tr> 750<td style="padding: 0;"> 751<table class="tableInner" border="0" width="500" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="0" align="center"> 752<tbody> 753<tr> 754<td class="fullWidthNM" style="padding-top: 13px; padding-bottom: 13px;" align="left" valign="top" bgcolor="#ffffff" width="440"> 755<table border="0" width="100%" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="0" align="left"> 756<tbody> 757<tr> 758<td style="margin: 0; font-size: 14px; font-weight: 400; color: #373737; font-family: Monospace; line-height: 20px; mso-line-height-rule: exactly;" align="left" valign="top">Perhaps we should take Ed Sheeran’s promise to retire after 10 albums with a pinch of salt. He once said he would quit music once he had a family.</td> 759</tr> 760</tbody> 761</table> 762</td> 763</tr> 764</tbody> 765</table> 766</td> 767</tr> 768</tbody> 769</table> 770</td> 771</tr> 772</tbody> 773</table> 774<table style="padding: 0; margin: 0;" border="0" width="520" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="0" align="center" bgcolor="#fffffffff"> 775<tbody> 776<tr> 777<td class="paddingOuter" style="border-bottom: 1px solid #1a1a1a; padding: 30px 0;" align="center" valign="top"> 778<table class="tableWrap" border="0" width="440" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="0" align="center"> 779<tbody> 780<tr> 781<td style="padding: 0;"> 782<table class="tableInner" border="0" width="500" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="0" align="center"> 783<tbody> 784<tr> 785<td class="fullWidthNM" style="padding-top: 13px; padding-bottom: 13px;" align="left" valign="top" bgcolor="#ffffff" width="440"> 786<table border="0" width="100%" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="0" align="left"> 787<tbody> 788<tr> 789<td style="margin: 0; font-size: 15px; font-weight: bold; color: #373737; font-family: Monospace; line-height: 18px; mso-line-height-rule: exactly;" align="center" valign="top">>> Romance UK <<</td> 790</tr> 791<tr> 792<td style="margin: 0; font-size: 15px; font-weight: bold; color: #373737; font-family: Monospace; line-height: 18px; mso-line-height-rule: exactly;" align="center" valign="top">Heartstopper? I barely know her!</td> 793</tr> 794<tr> 795<td style="margin: 0; font-size: 14px; font-weight: 400; color: #373737; font-family: Monospace; line-height: 20px; mso-line-height-rule: exactly; padding-top: 12px; padding-left: 18px; padding-right: 18px;" align="left" valign="top">While their millennial predecessors might have used Hinge to filter their romantic partners by height, tolerance to smoking and political allegiances, Gen Z have a more open-minded attitude to romance.</p> 796<p>Their summer flings frequently reach across the aisle.</p> 797<p>Take Heartstopper. for example. The stars of this very cutesy and progressive show are the darlings of the left-leaning stans who follow it (and them) incredibly closely.</p> 798<p>They might be disappointed then, by the controversial love lives of their woke faves.</p> 799<p>We won’t reveal all here, but we’re delighted to see one of the stars breaching the culture war divide by finding love with a TV personality turned up-and-coming star of Reform UK.</td> 800</tr> 801</tbody> 802</table> 803</td> 804</tr> 805</tbody> 806</table> 807</td> 808</tr> 809</tbody> 810</table> 811</td> 812</tr> 813</tbody> 814</table> 815<table style="padding: 0; margin: 0;" border="0" width="520" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="0" align="center" bgcolor="#fffffffff"> 816<tbody> 817<tr> 818<td class="paddingOuter" style="border-bottom: 1px solid #1a1a1a; padding: 0;" align="center" valign="top"> 819<table class="tableWrap" border="0" width="440" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="0" align="center"> 820<tbody> 821<tr> 822<td style="padding: 0;"> 823<table class="tableInner" border="0" width="500" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="0" align="center"> 824<tbody> 825<tr> 826<td class="fullWidthNM" style="padding-top: 13px; padding-bottom: 13px;" align="left" valign="top" bgcolor="#ffffff" width="440"> 827<table border="0" width="100%" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="0" align="left"> 828<tbody> 829<tr> 830<td style="margin: 0; font-size: 14px; font-weight: 400; color: #373737; font-family: Monospace; line-height: 20px; mso-line-height-rule: exactly;" align="left" valign="top">Walton Goggins takes a one hour nap every day to the sound of a fan, and can wake himself up without an alarm.</td> 831</tr> 832</tbody> 833</table> 834</td> 835</tr> 836</tbody> 837</table> 838</td> 839</tr> 840</tbody> 841</table> 842</td> 843</tr> 844</tbody> 845</table> 846<table style="padding: 0; margin: 0;" border="0" width="520" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="0" align="center" bgcolor="#fffffffff"> 847<tbody> 848<tr> 849<td class="paddingOuter" style="padding: 30px 0;" align="center" valign="top"> 850<table class="tableWrap" border="0" width="440" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="0" align="center"> 851<tbody> 852<tr> 853<td style="padding: 0;"> 854<table class="tableInner" border="0" width="500" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="0" align="center"> 855<tbody> 856<tr> 857<td class="fullWidthNM" style="padding-top: 13px; padding-bottom: 13px;" align="left" valign="top" bgcolor="#ffffff" width="440"> 858<table border="0" width="100%" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="0" align="left"> 859<tbody> 860<tr> 861<td style="margin: 0; font-size: 15px; font-weight: bold; color: #373737; font-family: Monospace; line-height: 18px; mso-line-height-rule: exactly;" align="center" valign="top">>> Topbiller <<</td> 862</tr> 863<tr> 864<td style="margin: 0; font-size: 15px; font-weight: bold; color: #373737; font-family: Monospace; line-height: 18px; mso-line-height-rule: exactly;" align="center" valign="top">Alone in the moonlight</td> 865</tr> 866<tr> 867<td style="margin: 0; font-size: 14px; font-weight: 400; color: #373737; font-family: Monospace; line-height: 20px; mso-line-height-rule: exactly; padding-top: 12px; padding-left: 18px; padding-right: 18px;" align="left" valign="top">Oasis have really set the standard for extremely lucrative 90s musical reunions, and given how much theyâve made from it, itâs little wonder everyone else wants to get in on the act.</p> 868<p>The latest to join the fray are Toploader, who are marking the 25th anniversary of their Onkas Big Moka album with a special gig.</p> 869<p>It’s in… the pub garden of Fox and Firkin in Lewisham.</p> 870<p>Don’t worry, it’s not already sold out.</td> 871</tr> 872</tbody> 873</table> 874</td> 875</tr> 876</tbody> 877</table> 878</td> 879</tr> 880</tbody> 881</table> 882</td> 883</tr> 884</tbody> 885</table> 886<table style="padding: 0; margin: 0;" border="0" width="520" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="0" align="center" bgcolor="#fffffffff"> 887<tbody> 888<tr> 889<td class="paddingOuter" style="border-top: 2px dashed #1a1a1a; border-bottom: 2px dashed #1a1a1a; padding: 0;" align="center" valign="top"> 890<table class="tableWrap" border="0" width="440" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="0" align="center"> 891<tbody> 892<tr> 893<td style="padding: 0;"> 894<table class="tableInner" border="0" width="500" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="0" align="center"> 895<tbody> 896<tr> 897<td class="fullWidthNM" style="padding-top: 13px; padding-bottom: 13px;" align="left" valign="top" bgcolor="#ffffff" width="440"> 898<table border="0" width="100%" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="0" align="left"> 899<tbody> 900<tr> 901<td style="margin: 0; font-size: 14px; font-weight: 400; color: #373737; font-family: Monospace; line-height: 20px; mso-line-height-rule: exactly;" align="left" valign="top"> 902<style>p.p1{margin:0;font:14px Arial}</style> 903<p>Enjoy late deliveries and unreliable movers? 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Use 15POP for 15% off, plus get £10 credit on signup!</p> 904<p><strong>[</strong><a href="https://bit.ly/3MwPTAt" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer"><strong>Find out more at RelÅku</strong></a>]</td> 905</tr> 906</tbody> 907</table> 908</td> 909</tr> 910</tbody> 911</table> 912</td> 913</tr> 914</tbody> 915</table> 916</td> 917</tr> 918</tbody> 919</table> 920<table style="padding: 0; margin: 0;" border="0" width="520" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="0" align="center" bgcolor="#fffffffff"> 921<tbody> 922<tr> 923<td class="paddingOuter" style="border-bottom: 1px solid #1a1a1a; padding: 30px 0;" align="center" valign="top"> 924<table class="tableWrap" border="0" width="440" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="0" align="center"> 925<tbody> 926<tr> 927<td style="padding: 0;"> 928<table class="tableInner" border="0" width="500" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="0" align="center"> 929<tbody> 930<tr> 931<td class="fullWidthNM" style="padding-top: 13px; padding-bottom: 13px;" align="left" valign="top" bgcolor="#ffffff" width="440"> 932<table border="0" width="100%" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="0" align="left"> 933<tbody> 934<tr> 935<td style="margin: 0; font-size: 15px; font-weight: bold; color: #373737; font-family: Monospace; line-height: 18px; mso-line-height-rule: exactly;" align="center" valign="top">>> Taking A Mr Tumble <<</td> 936</tr> 937<tr> 938<td style="margin: 0; font-size: 15px; font-weight: bold; color: #373737; font-family: Monospace; line-height: 18px; mso-line-height-rule: exactly;" align="center" valign="top">Gotta get him thru this</td> 939</tr> 940<tr> 941<td style="margin: 0; font-size: 14px; font-weight: 400; color: #373737; font-family: Monospace; line-height: 20px; mso-line-height-rule: exactly; padding-top: 12px; padding-left: 18px; padding-right: 18px;" align="left" valign="top">You Me Bum Bumâs beleaguered famous guests continue to cause trouble for another week (When will it end, we’re sure you’re all sighing…).</p> 942<p>This time it was Daniel Bedingfield, dressed as Mr Tumble for a scene that was themed around a media scrum.</p> 943<p>
943Itâs supposed to be an immersive, theatrical event, but not everyone stayed in character. It took Mr Tumble precisely two minutes to tell everyone he was actually Daniel Bedingfield, and that given his extensive experience with the press he should be commandeering the direction of the scene.</p> 944<p>The rest of the cast were unimpressed (“he ruined it for everyone involved”, to be exact).</p> 945<p>Luckily he took off early, telling everyone he couldn’t miss his Karaoke slot at an afterparty.</p> 946<p>(Sadly he wasn’t even the main event there – Madonna had sung Toxic earlier the same evening).</td> 947</tr> 948</tbody> 949</table> 950</td> 951</tr> 952</tbody> 953</table> 954</td> 955</tr> 956</tbody> 957</table> 958</td> 959</tr> 960</tbody> 961</table> 962<table style="padding: 0; margin: 0;" border="0" width="520" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="0" align="center" bgcolor="#fffffffff"> 963<tbody> 964<tr> 965<td class="paddingOuter" style="border-bottom: 1px solid #1a1a1a; padding: 0;" align="center" valign="top"> 966<table class="tableWrap" border="0" width="440" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="0" align="center"> 967<tbody> 968<tr> 969<td style="padding: 0;"> 970<table class="tableInner" border="0" width="500" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="0" align="center"> 971<tbody> 972<tr> 973<td class="fullWidthNM" style="padding-top: 13px; padding-bottom: 13px;" align="left" valign="top" bgcolor="#ffffff" width="440"> 974<table border="0" width="100%" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="0" align="left"> 975<tbody> 976<tr> 977<td style="margin: 0; font-size: 14px; font-weight: 400; color: #373737; font-family: Monospace; line-height: 20px; mso-line-height-rule: exactly;" align="left" valign="top">Pope Francis had an honorary black belt in karate (as does Zlatan IbrahimoviÄ and Donald Trump).</td> 978</tr> 979</tbody> 980</table> 981</td> 982</tr> 983</tbody> 984</table> 985</td> 986</tr> 987</tbody> 988</table> 989</td> 990</tr> 991</tbody> 992</table> 993<table style="padding: 0; margin: 0;" border="0" width="520" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="0" align="center" bgcolor="#fffffffff"> 994<tbody> 995<tr> 996<td class="paddingOuter" style="border-bottom: 1px solid #1a1a1a; padding: 30px 0;" align="center" valign="top"> 997<table class="tableWrap" border="0" width="440" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="0" align="center"> 998<tbody> 999<tr> 1000<td style="padding: 0;"> 1001<table class="tableInner" border="0" width="500" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="0" align="center"> 1002<tbody> 1003<tr> 1004<td class="fullWidthNM" style="padding-top: 13px; padding-bottom: 13px;" align="left" valign="top" bgcolor="#ffffff" width="440"> 1005<table border="0" width="100%" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="0" align="left"> 1006<tbody> 1007<tr> 1008<td style="margin: 0; font-size: 15px; font-weight: bold; color: #373737; font-family: Monospace; line-height: 18px; mso-line-height-rule: exactly;" align="center" valign="top">>> Spectator Sport <<</td> 1009</tr> 1010<tr> 1011<td style="margin: 0; font-size: 15px; font-weight: bold; color: #373737; font-family: Monospace; line-height: 18px; mso-line-height-rule: exactly;" align="center" valign="top">Envelopes SWALK</td> 1012</tr> 1013<tr> 1014<td style="margin: 0; font-size: 14px; font-weight: 400; color: #373737; font-family: Monospace; line-height: 20px; mso-line-height-rule: exactly; padding-top: 12px; padding-left: 18px; padding-right: 18px;" align="left" valign="top">Can anyone tell the difference between the New Statesman and the Spectator these days? The couriers can’t.</p> 1015<p>It’s new issue day today, but by some quirk of fate and the postal system pranking, in deepest darkest Westminster 100 copies of their rival publication were delivered to the doorstop of the Spec.</p> 1016<p>Donât worry though, over in Farringdon, the NS got… 100 copies of the Spectator.</td> 1017</tr> 1018</tbody> 1019</table> 1020</td> 1021</tr> 1022</tbody> 1023</table> 1024</td> 1025</tr> 1026</tbody> 1027</table> 1028</td> 1029</tr> 1030</tbody> 1031</table> 1032<table style="padding: 0; margin: 0;" border="0" width="520" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="0" align="center" bgcolor="#fffffffff"> 1033<tbody> 1034<tr> 1035<td class="paddingOuter" style="border-bottom: 1px solid #1a1a1a; padding: 0;" align="center" valign="top"> 1036<table class="tableWrap" border="0" width="440" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="0" align="center"> 1037<tbody> 1038<tr> 1039<td style="padding: 0;"> 1040<table class="tableInner" border="0" width="500" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="0" align="center"> 1041<tbody> 1042<tr> 1043<td class="fullWidthNM" style="padding-top: 13px; padding-bottom: 13px;" align="left" valign="top" bgcolor="#ffffff" width="440"> 1044<table border="0" width="100%" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="0" align="left"> 1045<tbody> 1046<tr> 1047<td style="margin: 0; font-size: 14px; font-weight: 400; color: #373737; font-family: Monospace; line-height: 20px; mso-line-height-rule: exactly;" align="left" valign="top">Nominative Determinism of the Week: Senior conservation adviser at the Woodland Trust – Dr Ed Pyne.</td> 1048</tr> 1049</tbody> 1050</table> 1051</td> 1052</tr> 1053</tbody> 1054</table> 1055</td> 1056</tr> 1057</tbody> 1058</table> 1059</td> 1060</tr> 1061</tbody> 1062</table> 1063<table style="padding: 0; margin: 0;" border="0" width="520" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="0" align="center" bgcolor="#fffffffff"> 1064<tbody> 1065<tr> 1066<td class="paddingOuter" style="padding: 30px 0;" align="center" valign="top"> 1067<table class="tableWrap" border="0" width="440" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="0" align="center"> 1068<tbody> 1069<tr> 1070<td style="padding: 0;"> 1071<table class="tableInner" border="0" width="500" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="0" align="center"> 1072<tbody> 1073<tr> 1074<td class="fullWidthNM" style="padding-top: 13px; padding-bottom: 13px;" align="left" valign="top" bgcolor="#ffffff" width="440"> 1075<table border="0" width="100%" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="0" align="left"> 1076<tbody> 1077<tr> 1078<td style="margin: 0; font-size: 15px; font-weight: bold; color: #373737; font-family: Monospace; line-height: 18px; mso-line-height-rule: exactly;" align="center" valign="top">>>  Shipwrecked <<</td> 1079</tr> 1080<tr> 1081<td style="margin: 0; font-size: 15px; font-weight: bold; color: #373737; font-family: Monospace; line-height: 18px; mso-line-height-rule: exactly;" align="center" valign="top">Leaks from the celebrity cruise</td> 1082</tr> 1083<tr> 1084<td style="margin: 0; font-size: 14px; font-weight: 400; color: #373737; font-family: Monospace; line-height: 20px; mso-line-height-rule: exactly; padding-top: 12px; padding-left: 18px; padding-right: 18px;" align="left" valign="top">Mark Steyn might have advertised his Celebrity Apex cruise as a star-studded right wing luxury holiday for free thinkers, but the reality was a bit more Belgrano.</p> 1085<p>Along with Steynâs travelling circus, there were plenty of regular passengers on the cruise through Spain and Portugal, who were pretty perplexed by the so-called “celebrity guests” on board.</p> 1086<p>They’ve been sounding off in a Facebook tour group on what became an extremely odd voyage. The main critiques were that the lanyard-wielding speakers were rude and had “bad elevator etiquette”.</p> 1087<p>“Everyone I met with the lanyard on was a huge prick”, said one poster. Another recalled turning to their blissfully unaware wife one night at the buffet and commenting: “That chap sitting alone over there looks a lot like Calvin Robinson”.</p> 1088<p>His wife, nonplussed, responded, “Who?”</td> 1089</tr> 1090</tbody> 1091</table> 1092</td> 1093</tr> 1094</tbody> 1095</table> 1096</td> 1097</tr> 1098</tbody> 1099</table> 1100</td> 1101</tr> 1102</tbody> 1103</table> 1104<table style="padding: 0; margin: 0;" border="0" width="520" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="0" align="center" bgcolor="#fffffffff"> 1105<tbody> 1106<tr> 1107<td class="paddingOuter" style="border-top: 2px dashed #1a1a1a; border-bottom: 2px dashed #1a1a1a; padding: 0;" align="center" valign="top"> 1108<table class="tableWrap" border="0" width="440" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="0" align="center"> 1109<tbody> 1110<tr> 1111<td style="padding: 0;"> 1112<table class="tableInner" border="0" width="500" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="0" align="center"> 1113<tbody> 1114<tr> 1115<td class="fullWidthNM" style="padding-top: 13px; padding-bottom: 13px;" align="left" valign="top" bgcolor="#ffffff" width="440"> 1116<table border="0" width="100%" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="0" align="left"> 1117<tbody> 1118<tr> 1119<td style="margin: 0; font-size: 14px; font-weight: 400; color: #373737; font-family: Monospace; line-height: 20px; mso-line-height-rule: exactly;" align="left" valign="top">One of the must-see comedy events of the year, Natalie Palamidesâ incredible one-person 90s rom com opens the new <strong>Soho Theatre Walthamstow</strong> next week. PB readers tickets for <strong>£15</strong> using the code Y2K (subject to availability).</p> 1120<p>[<a href="https://sohotheatre.com/events/natalie-palamides-weer-3" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer"><strong>Book here</strong></a>]</td> 1121</tr> 1122</tbody> 1123</table> 1124</td> 1125</tr> 1126</tbody> 1127</table> 1128</td> 1129</tr> 1130</tbody> 1131</table> 1132</td> 1133</tr> 1134</tbody> 1135</table> 1136<table style="padding: 0; margin: 0;" border="0" width="520" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="0" align="center" bgcolor="#fffffffff"> 1137<tbody> 1138<tr> 1139<td class="paddingOuter" style="padding: 30px 0;" align="center" valign="top"> 1140<table class="tableWrap" border="0" width="440" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="0" align="center"> 1141<tbody> 1142<tr> 1143<td style="padding: 0;"> 1144<table class="tableInner" border="0" width="500" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="0" align="center"> 1145<tbody> 1146<tr> 1147<td class="fullWidthNM" style="padding-top: 13px; padding-bottom: 13px;" align="left" valign="top" bgcolor="#ffffff" width="440"> 1148<table border="0" width="100%" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="0" align="left"> 1149<tbody> 1150<tr> 1151<td style="margin: 0; font-size: 15px; font-weight: bold; color: #373737; font-family: Monospace; line-height: 18px; mso-line-height-rule: exactly;" align="center" valign="top">>> Hmmms <<</td> 1152</tr> 1153<tr> 1154<td style="margin: 0; font-size: 15px; font-weight: bold; color: #373737; font-family: Monospace; line-height: 18px; mso-line-height-rule: exactly;" align="center" valign="top"><strong>B</strong>right spots amidst AI slop</td> 1155</tr> 1156<tr> 1157<td style="margin: 0; font-size: 14px; font-weight: 400; color: #373737; font-family: Monospace; line-height: 20px; mso-line-height-rule: exactly; padding-top: 12px; padding-left: 18px; padding-right: 18px;" align="left" valign="top">Irish donkey was blessed in Church for Palm Sunday</p> 1158<p>[<a href="https://www.offalyexpress.ie/news/home/1781822/donkey-blessed-in-midlands-church-for-palm-sunday.html" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer">Only in Offaly</a>]</p> 1159<p>Please spare a prayer for the worldâs Pope Francis lookalikes</p> 1160<p>
1160[<a href="https://metro.co.uk/2025/04/22/im-a-pope-lookalike-never-actually-booked-pope-22950152/" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer">Peace be with them</a>]</p> 1161<p>Why is everyone blaming Spurs for killing an ancient oak tree?</p> 1162<p>[<a href="https://www.the-londoner.co.uk/toby-carvery-felled-an-ancient-oak-tree-so-why-is-everyone-blaming-spurs/?ref=the-londoner-newsletter" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer">Find out on The Londoner</a>]</p> 1163<p>And while we’re at it, why does Gen Z love nonchalant pop?</p> 1164<p>[<a href="https://www.independent.co.uk/arts-entertainment/music/features/tate-mcrae-addison-rae-vapid-pop-music-gen-z-b2736692.html" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer">Find out on The Independent</a>]</p> 1165<p>Millipedes take over Wellington:</p> 1166<p>[“<a href="https://www.stuff.co.nz/nz-news/360661469/horror-movie-millipede-invasion-has-small-wellington-suburb-worried" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer">Like a horror movie</a>“]</p> 1167<p>Larry Davidâs extraordinary op-ed on Bill Maherâs dinner with Trump</p> 1168<p>[<a href="https://www.nytimes.com/2025/04/21/opinion/larry-david-hitler-dinner.html" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer">V Big H/T Simon Rich</a>]</p> 1169<p>Also in the NYT, writing on the US and Chinese economies?</p> 1170<p>[<a href="https://www.nytimes.com/2025/04/23/us/politics/trump-tariffs-economy.html" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer">It’s Elizabeth Economy</a>!]</td> 1171</tr> 1172</tbody> 1173</table> 1174</td> 1175</tr> 1176</tbody> 1177</table> 1178</td> 1179</tr> 1180</tbody> 1181</table> 1182</td> 1183</tr> 1184</tbody> 1185</table> 1186<table style="padding: 0; margin: 0;" border="0" width="520" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="0" align="center" bgcolor="#fffffffff"> 1187<tbody> 1188<tr> 1189<td class="paddingOuter" style="border-top: 2px dashed #1a1a1a; border-bottom: 2px dashed #1a1a1a; padding: 0;" align="center" valign="top"> 1190<table class="tableWrap" border="0" width="440" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="0" align="center"> 1191<tbody> 1192<tr> 1193<td style="padding: 0;"> 1194<table class="tableInner" border="0" width="500" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="0" align="center"> 1195<tbody> 1196<tr> 1197<td class="fullWidthNM" style="padding-top: 13px; padding-bottom: 13px;" align="left" valign="top" bgcolor="#ffffff" width="440"> 1198<table border="0" width="100%" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="0" align="left"> 1199<tbody> 1200<tr> 1201<td style="margin: 0; font-size: 14px; font-weight: 400; color: #373737; font-family: Monospace; line-height: 20px; mso-line-height-rule: exactly;" align="left" valign="top">Thanks to: TC, GD, Flo, JD, CM, LI, GD, Posh_Duckhunter, TM, SP, AR</td> 1202</tr> 1203</tbody> 1204</table> 1205</td> 1206</tr> 1207</tbody> 1208</table> 1209</td> 1210</tr> 1211</tbody> 1212</table> 1213</td> 1214</tr> 1215</tbody> 1216</table> 1217<table style="padding: 0; margin: 0;" border="0" width="520" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="0" align="center" bgcolor="#fffffffff"> 1218<tbody> 1219<tr> 1220<td class="paddingOuter" style="padding: 30px 0;" align="center" valign="top"> 1221<table class="tableWrap" border="0" width="440" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="0" align="center"> 1222<tbody> 1223<tr> 1224<td style="padding: 0;"> 1225<table class="tableInner" border="0" width="500" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="0" align="center"> 1226<tbody> 1227<tr> 1228<td class="fullWidthNM" style="padding-top: 13px; padding-bottom: 13px;" align="left" valign="top" bgcolor="#ffffff" width="440"> 1229<table border="0" width="100%" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="0" align="left"> 1230<tbody> 1231<tr> 1232<td style="margin: 0; font-size: 14px; font-weight: 400; color: #373737; font-family: Monospace; line-height: 20px; mso-line-height-rule: exactly; padding-top: 12px;" align="left" valign="top">Old Jokes Home<br /> 1233Q: What happens when the Pope dies?A: Another popes up.</p> 1234<p>Still Bored?</p> 1235<p>Play the Pope simulator</p> 1236<p>[<a href="https://store.steampowered.com/app/1221260/Pope_Simulator/" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer">Habemus Papam!</a>]</p> 1237<p>*** WhatsApp us some goss on +44 7923 619540. 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