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You asked for it, you got it. </p> 99<p><span id="more-243"></span></p> 100<p><span class="style4">FEATURED SPONSOR:</span><span class="style1"><br /> 101 <br /> 102 <object classid="clsid:D27CDB6E-AE6D-11cf-96B8-444553540000" codebase="http://download.macromedia.com/pub/shockwave/cabs/flash/swflash.cab#version=6,0,29,0" width="468" height="60"><param name="movie" value="http://www.thecleverest.com/content/recalls/gasco_banner.swf"><param name="quality" value="high"><embed src="http://www.thecleverest.com/content/recalls/gasco_banner.swf" quality="high" pluginspage="http://www.macromedia.com/go/getflashplayer" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="468" height="60"></embed></object></p> 103<p> <span class="style13">TheCleverest.com’s Office of Public Safety presents:</span><br /> 104 <span class="style3">Product Recalls</span></span></p> 105<hr> 106<p align="center" class="style1 style5">GASCO <span class="style8"> <span class="style17">(TM)</span> </span>Brand Product Recalls for the United States and North American Territories</p> 107<p align="left"><span class="style1 style6"><strong>Little Jimmy <span class="style8"> <span class="style17">(TM)</span> </span>Brand <span class="style8"> </span>Soda Pop flavored licorice snaps<br /> 108 </strong></span><span class="style8">A small percentage of Little Jimmy <span class="style17">(TM)</span> brand soda pop flavored licorice snaps produced at GASCO <span class="style17">(TM)</span> factory 73 in manufacturing block 9A are contaminated with molten plastic. If you’ve purchased GASCO’s <span class="style17">(TM)</span> Little Jimmy <span class="style17">(TM)</span> brand soda pop flavored licorice snaps between the dates of March 27, 1986, and April 14, 2000, please call 1 (900) GASCO-RECALL immediately.</span> 109 </p> 110<hr> 111<p align="left" class="style8"><strong>Owl Eye <span class="style17">(TM)</span> Brand Hi-Vision Luminous Night-Vision Goggles</strong><br /> 112 In certain conditions, the safety mechanism on the servo motor of the leverage gasket can malfunction. This very rare sequence of events can lead to skull fractures and extreme, debilitating vision impairment.</p> 113<hr> 114<p align="left" class="style8"><strong>GASCO <span class="style17">(TM)</span> Inert Gasses Interactive Education Kit & Sampler</strong> <br /> 115 Certain samples from batches filled in the Philippians in 1997 contain gasses that are not inert. These gasses, when tested with the included monitoring solution, can explode violently and blind subjects within a 90 meter radius.</p> 116<hr> 117<p align="left" class="style8"> <strong>Paramount Pictures "Breakfast at Tiffany’s" Motion Picture</strong><br /> 118 Copies of the Paramount Pictures motion picture release entitled “Breakfast at Tiffany’s” should be returned to the manufacturer for replacement. The original version of the film contains an unbelievably offensive portrayal of a Chinaman character by actor Mickey Rooney in yellowface.</p> 119<hr> 120<p align="left" class="style8"><strong>Deathbed <span class="style17">(TM)</span> Brand Anti-Roach Biscuits</strong><br /> 121 Market research indicates that Deathbed <span class="style17">(TM)</span> brand anti-roach biscuits are often mistaken for treats by household pets and children. </p> 122<hr> 123<p align="left" class="style8"><strong>Kid Brother <span class="style17">(TM)</span> Brand Tabacco-less Cigarettes</strong><br /> 124 The Formulon <span class="style17">(TM)</span> substance used to simulate tobacco in Kid Brother <span class="style17">(TM)</span> brand cherry cigarettes can lead to lung cancer, emphysema, long-term addiction, and tobacco craving. </p> 125<hr> 126<p align="left" class="style8"> <strong>Johnny Whizz Bang <span class="style17">(TM)</span> Seven Stage Model Rocket</strong> <br /> 127Johnny Whizz Bang<span class="style17"> (TM)</span> seven stage model rocket packages marked with product code “D-4” on the silver sticker beside the UPC code should be returned to point of purchase immediately for a full refund. Certain samples of this product may contain lead-based paint. </p> 128<hr> 129<p align="left" class="style8"><strong>Prick Pick<span class="style17"> (TM)</span> Brand Urethra Cleaner</strong> <br /> 130 Protest from the Medical Association of America has encouraged us to rethink this product, and we have determined that the technique the product is designed for should not be performed at home or without the supervision of a doctor. </p> 131<hr> 132<p align="left" class="style8"><strong>Diablo del Dioses <span class="style17">(TM)</span> Brand Mild Taco Sauce </strong><br /> 133 Labels from this product were accidentally placed on bottles of paint thinner. </p> 134<hr> 135<p align="left" class="style8"><strong>Fuel-All <span class="style17">(TM)</span> Brand Power Pellet </strong><br /> 136 Research has determined that this product should not be ingested. </p> 137<hr> 138<p align="left" class="style8"><strong>Gentle Hands <span class="style17">(TM)</span> Brand Scrotum Message Cradle</strong> <br /> 139 Units sold in the United Kingdom may be packaged with the wrong model power converter for international use. Use of an improper power converter can cause the cradle to operate at increased rates of speed and exert overwhelming force. In addition, page 43 of the manual contains errata. The phrase "raise the cradle to your scrotum and begin operation" should instead read "carefully lower your scrotum into the cradle. Always place the cradle on a dry, steady, solid surface."</p> 140<hr> 141<p align="left" class="style8"><strong>All the King’s Horses <span class="style17">(TM)</span> 450 Horsepower Home Engine Add-On Kit </strong><br /> 142 Always consult a trained mechanic before attempting engine modifications. Never start a modified car that is pointing toward a person or large object. Always cover ears when starting modified cards. 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