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483<p class="wp-block-paragraph">In the tense lead-up to the final law exams, student Martta (Helena Kara) takes private lessons from her secret fiancé Juho (Unto Salminen), who happens to be the son of the examiner, Professor Karsta (Uuno Laakso). In an oral exam alongside three other students, Martta performs the best, but the professor puts her through unfairly hard questions, including some topics that were not even on the curriculum.</p>
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491<p class="wp-block-paragraph">Judge Schroderus (Aku Korhonen) is mildly scandalised to find that one of his benchmates is a woman. “The world is truly upside down when women sit in judgement and men look after children.” But despite cavils from the other legal men present, Martta is sworn in on her first case, in which the young Hedvig (Mervi Järventaus) is accused of manslaughter for shooting her would-be rapist, who was also her fiancé’s Dad.</p>
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499<p class="wp-block-paragraph">The courtroom drama that unfolds would never happen today, because half the participants would have to recuse themselves. The prosecutor knows the accused and the victim, and went to college with both Martta and Hedwig’s boyfriend. When prosecutor Väiniö (Sasu Haapanen) realises Hedwig acted in self-defence, he drops the charges, leaving Martta’s role in all this somewhat oblique. All she really does is read out the verdict, which itself has been pre-empted by the prosecution’s own admission.</p>
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503<p class="wp-block-paragraph">Martta hears that her son has fallen down the stairs under Juho’s care, and she rushes from the court to his bedside. &#8220;It was there in court that I finally learned what a woman&#8217;s role is,” she simpers. &#8220;I would never have forgiven myself if I had lost my child because of a bit of ambition.&#8221; Feeling awful that she has left her child in the hands of her incompetent husband, she turns to the camera and harangues the audience: &#8220;Mothers, do not leave your small children!&#8221;</p>
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511<p class="wp-block-paragraph">Well, that was awkward, and I suspect that screenwriter Martti Larni found writing <em>Tuomari Martta</em> awkward, too. There were multiple cuts to the film in progress, particularly as producers got cold feet about the way that its pre-war message might hit with a mid-war audience. The most obvious result is Martta’s final, impassioned plea directly into the camera, which is tight on her face because it was the third re-take, and the set had already been dismantled.</p>
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515<p class="wp-block-paragraph">It was based on Ilmari Turja’s successful stage play from 1938, but times had very obviously changed in the five years since. At some point, maybe the same time that the similarly hectoring <em><a href="https://schoolgirlmilkycrisis.com/2026/07/30/born-a-healthy-girl-1943/">Born a Healthy Girl</a></em> (1943) went into production at rival studio Suomi-Flimi, it must have seemed like a no-brainer to reunite the principal cast, as the film largely did. Laakso, Korhonen and Rinne all reprise their stage roles, although the director’s wife, Helena Kara, is parachuted in to replace the stage’s Kyllikki Väre, who is rather spitefully recast as Martta’s dowdy housekeeper, Mrs Kunttu. In another moment of meta-playfulness, Martta announces she is off to the flicks to see <em><a href="https://schoolgirlmilkycrisis.com/2025/01/30/my-new-life-1942/">My New Life</a></em> – the person she is telling is Unto Salminen, who starred in it.</p>
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728<p class="wp-block-paragraph">To my great surprise, the manga creator Junji Ito has shown up on YouTube shilling for the book I wrote about his anime series, <em>The Art of Junji Ito Collection</em>, which is coming out this week.</p>
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1063<p class="wp-block-paragraph">Ever since I first visited Hakodate, gathering materials on its ill-fated Republic of Ezo, I have loved the city. It has a certain resemblance to my native Southend on Sea, but also a bunch of craziness. There&#8217;s the locals&#8217; odd obsession with pretty-boy vigilante Toshizo Hijikata, shown on contemporary T-shirts fighting a giant squid for some reason, and celebrated in a blue-and-white slushy that imitates the colours of his lynch mob, the Shinsengumi.</p>
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1112<p class="wp-block-paragraph">&#8220;The <em>Iria</em> animation was both popular <em>and</em> obscure. Representatives for one US anime company went on the record to say that it had proved so popular on pirate video that they no longer thought there would be a market for it in the US.&#8221;</p>
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1116<p class="wp-block-paragraph"><strong>Over at my <em>Behind the Screens</em> column at <a href="https://mediaocd.com/the-worlds-of-iria/">Media OC</a>D, I write up Keita Amemiya&#8217;s <em>Zeiram </em>and <em>Iria</em>. </strong></p>
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1334	<li><a href='https://schoolgirlmilkycrisis.com/2017/02/'>February 2017</a></li>
1335	<li><a href='https://schoolgirlmilkycrisis.com/2017/01/'>January 2017</a></li>
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1338	<li><a href='https://schoolgirlmilkycrisis.com/2016/10/'>October 2016</a></li>
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1607						if ( null !== usprivacyCookie ) {
1608
1609							// If the cookie indicates that CCPA does not apply, then bail.
1610							if ( '1---' === usprivacyCookie ) {
1611								return;
1612							}
1613
1614							// CCPA applies, so call our callback to add Do Not Sell link to the page.
1615							maybeCallDoNotSellCallback();
1616
1617							// We're all done, no more processing needed.
1618							return;
1619						}
1620
1621						// We don't have a usprivacy cookie, so check to see if we have a CCPA applies cookie.
1622						var ccpaCookie = cookieLib.getItem( 'ccpa_applies' );
1623
1624						// No CCPA applies cookie found, so we'll need to geolocate if this visitor is from California.
1625						// This needs to happen client side because we do not have region geo data in our $SERVER headers,
1626						// only country data -- therefore we can't vary cache on the region.
1627						if ( null === ccpaCookie ) {
1628
1629							var request = new XMLHttpRequest();
1630							request.open( 'GET', 'https://public-api.wordpress.com/geo/', true );
1631
1632							request.onreadystatechange = function () {
1633								if ( 4 === this.readyState ) {
1634									if ( 200 === this.status ) {
1635
1636										// Got a geo response. Parse out the region data.
1637										var data = JSON.parse( this.response );
1638										var region      = data.region ? data.region.toLowerCase() : '';
1639										var ccpa_applies = ['california', 'colorado', 'connecticut', 'delaware', 'indiana', 'iowa', 'montana', 'new jersey', 'oregon', 'tennessee', 'texas', 'utah', 'virginia'].indexOf( region ) > -1;
1640										// Set CCPA applies cookie. This keeps us from having to make a geo request too frequently.
1641										setCcpaAppliesCookie( ccpa_applies );
1642
1643										// Check if CCPA applies to set the proper usprivacy cookie.
1644										if ( ccpa_applies ) {
1645											if ( maybeCallDoNotSellCallback() ) {
1646												// Do Not Sell link added, so set default opt-in.
1647												setDefaultOptInCookie();
1648											} else {
1649												// Failed showing Do Not Sell link as required, so default to opt-OUT just to be safe.
1650												setDefaultOptOutCookie();
1651											}
1652										} else {
1653											// CCPA does not apply.
1654											setDefaultNotApplicableCookie();
1655										}
1656									} else {
1657										// Could not geo, so let's assume for now that CCPA applies to be safe.
1658										setCcpaAppliesCookie( true );
1659										if ( maybeCallDoNotSellCallback() ) {
1660											// Do Not Sell link added, so set default opt-in.
1661											setDefaultOptInCookie();
1662										} else {
1663											// Failed showing Do Not Sell link as required, so default to opt-OUT just to be safe.
1664											setDefaultOptOutCookie();
1665										}
1666									}
1667								}
1668							};
1669
1670							// Send the geo request.
1671							request.send();
1672						} else {
1673							// We found a CCPA applies cookie.
1674							if ( ccpaCookie === 'true' ) {
1675								if ( maybeCallDoNotSellCallback() ) {
1676									// Do Not Sell link added, so set default opt-in.
1677									setDefaultOptInCookie();
1678								} else {
1679									// Failed showing Do Not Sell link as required, so default to opt-OUT just to be safe.
1680									setDefaultOptOutCookie();
1681								}
1682							} else {
1683								// CCPA does not apply.
1684								setDefaultNotApplicableCookie();
1685							}
1686						}
1687					} );
1688				};
1689
1690				// Kickoff initialization.
1691				if ( window.defQueue && defQueue.isLOHP && defQueue.isLOHP === 2020 ) {
1692					defQueue.items.push( setupPrivacy );
1693				} else {
1694					setupPrivacy();
1695				}
1696
1697			} )();
1698		</script>
1698
1699
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1768<link rel="prefetch" href="/wp-content/mu-plugins/jetpack-plugin/sun/_inc/blocks/swiper.js" as="script" />
1769		<div id="jp-carousel-loading-overlay" style="display: none;">
1770			<div id="jp-carousel-loading-wrapper">
1771				<span id="jp-carousel-library-loading"><svg class="jetpack-spinner" width="40" height="40" viewBox="0 0 100 100" xmlns="http://www.w3.org/2000/svg" aria-hidden="true" focusable="false"><circle cx="50" cy="50" r="46" fill="none" stroke="#ddd" stroke-width="8"/><path d="M 50 4 A 46 46 0 0 1 96 50" fill="none" stroke="currentColor" stroke-width="8" stroke-linecap="round"><animateTransform attributeName="transform" type="rotate" dur="1.4s" from="0 50 50" to="360 50 50" repeatCount="indefinite"/></path></svg></span>
1772			</div>
1773		</div>
1774		<div class="jp-carousel-overlay" style="display: none;">
1775
1776		<div class="jp-carousel-container">
1777			<!-- The Carousel Swiper -->
1778			<div
1779				class="jp-carousel-wrap swiper jp-carousel-swiper-container jp-carousel-transitions"
1780				itemscope
1781				itemtype="https://schema.org/ImageGallery">
1782				<div class="jp-carousel swiper-wrapper"></div>
1783				<div class="jp-swiper-button-prev swiper-button-prev">
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1793				<div class="jp-swiper-button-next swiper-button-next">
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1804			<!-- The main close buton -->
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1806				<svg width="25" height="24" viewBox="0 0 25 24" fill="none" xmlns="http://www.w3.org/2000/svg">
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1811						<rect x="0.409668" width="23.8823" height="24" fill="#FFFFFF"/>
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1813				</svg>
1814			</div>
1815			<!-- Image info, comments and meta -->
1816			<div class="jp-carousel-info">
1817				<div class="jp-carousel-info-footer">
1818					<div class="jp-carousel-pagination-container">
1819						<div class="jp-swiper-pagination swiper-pagination"></div>
1820						<div class="jp-carousel-pagination"></div>
1821					</div>
1822					<div class="jp-carousel-photo-title-container">
1823						<div class="jp-carousel-photo-caption"></div>
1824					</div>
1825					<div class="jp-carousel-photo-icons-container">
1826						<a href="#" class="jp-carousel-icon-btn jp-carousel-icon-info" aria-label="Toggle photo metadata visibility">
1827							<span class="jp-carousel-icon">
1828								<svg width="25" height="24" viewBox="0 0 25 24" fill="none" xmlns="http://www.w3.org/2000/svg">
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1836							</span>
1837						</a>
1838												<a href="#" class="jp-carousel-icon-btn jp-carousel-icon-comments" aria-label="Toggle photo comments visibility">
1839							<span class="jp-carousel-icon">
1840								<svg width="25" height="24" viewBox="0 0 25 24" fill="none" xmlns="http://www.w3.org/2000/svg">
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1847								</svg>
1848
1849								<span class="jp-carousel-has-comments-indicator" aria-label="This image has comments."></span>
1850							</span>
1851						</a>
1852											</div>
1853				</div>
1854				<div class="jp-carousel-info-extra">
1855					<div class="jp-carousel-info-content-wrapper">
1856						<div class="jp-carousel-photo-title-container">
1857							<div class="jp-carousel-photo-title"></div>
1858						</div>
1859						<div class="jp-carousel-comments-wrapper">
1860															<div id="jp-carousel-comments-loading">
1861									<span>Loading Comments...</span>
1862								</div>
1863								<div class="jp-carousel-comments"></div>
1864								<div id="jp-carousel-comment-form-container">
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1870													name="comment"
1871													class="jp-carousel-comment-form-field jp-carousel-comment-form-textarea"
1872													id="jp-carousel-comment-form-comment-field"
1873													placeholder="Write a Comment..."
1874												></textarea>
1875												<div id="jp-carousel-comment-form-submit-and-info-wrapper">
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1880															</fieldset>
1881															<fieldset>
1882																<label for="jp-carousel-comment-form-author-field">Name (Required)</label>
1883																<input type="text" name="author" class="jp-carousel-comment-form-field jp-carousel-comment-form-text-field" id="jp-carousel-comment-form-author-field" />
1884															</fieldset>
1885															<fieldset>
1886																<label for="jp-carousel-comment-form-url-field">Website</label>
1887																<input type="text" name="url" class="jp-carousel-comment-form-field jp-carousel-comment-form-text-field" id="jp-carousel-comment-form-url-field" />
1888															</fieldset>
1889																											</div>
1890													<input
1891														type="submit"
1892														name="submit"
1893														class="jp-carousel-comment-form-button"
1894														id="jp-carousel-comment-form-button-submit"
1895														value="Post Comment" />
1896												</div>
1897											</form>
1898																											</div>
1899													</div>
1900						<div class="jp-carousel-image-meta">
1901							<div class="jp-carousel-title-and-caption">
1902								<div class="jp-carousel-photo-info">
1903									<div class="jp-carousel-caption" itemprop="caption description"></div>
1904								</div>
1905
1906								<div class="jp-carousel-photo-description"></div>
1907							</div>
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