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479513" width="513" height="425" src="https://schoolgirlmilkycrisis.com/wp-content/uploads/2026/09/magistrate-martta-3.jpg?w=513" alt="" class="wp-image-15675" style="aspect-ratio:1.2002807845716719;width:601px;height:auto" srcset="https://schoolgirlmilkycrisis.com/wp-content/uploads/2026/09/magistrate-martta-3.jpg 513w, https://schoolgirlmilkycrisis.com/wp-content/uploads/2026/09/magistrate-martta-3.jpg?w=150 150w, https://schoolgirlmilkycrisis.com/wp-content/uploads/2026/09/magistrate-martta-3.jpg?w=300 300w" sizes="(max-width: 513px) 100vw, 513px" /></a></figure> 480</div> 481 482 483<p class="wp-block-paragraph">In the tense lead-up to the final law exams, student Martta (Helena Kara) takes private lessons from her secret fiancé Juho (Unto Salminen), who happens to be the son of the examiner, Professor Karsta (Uuno Laakso). In an oral exam alongside three other students, Martta performs the best, but the professor puts her through unfairly hard questions, including some topics that were not even on the curriculum.</p> 484 485 486 487<p class="wp-block-paragraph">At graduation, Juho gingerly introduces his fiancée to her father-in-law-to-be, who cringes that she can re-sit the examination after all. But two years later, when Martta and Juho are happily married, itâs Juho that now opposes her seeking further qualifications. He argues that Martta is the mother to a young child and that consequently she should give up any further qualifications in law. Instead, she pursues a junior magistrateâs position that will allow her to advance further up the ladder.</p> 488 489 490 491<p class="wp-block-paragraph">Judge Schroderus (Aku Korhonen) is mildly scandalised to find that one of his benchmates is a woman. âThe world is truly upside down when women sit in judgement and men look after children.â But despite cavils from the other legal men present, Martta is sworn in on her first case, in which the young Hedvig (Mervi Järventaus) is accused of manslaughter for shooting her would-be rapist, who was also her fiancéâs Dad.</p> 492 493 494 495<figure class="wp-block-image size-large"><a href="https://schoolgirlmilkycrisis.com/wp-content/uploads/2026/09/magistrate-martta-2.jpg"><img data-attachment-id="15676" data-permalink="https://schoolgirlmilkycrisis.com/2026/10/01/magistrate-martta-1943/magistrate-martta-2/" data-orig-file="https://schoolgirlmilkycrisis.com/wp-content/uploads/2026/09/magistrate-martta-2.jpg" data-orig-size="956,524" data-comments-opened="1" data-image-title="magistrate martta 2" data-image-description="" data-image-caption="" data-large-file="https://schoolgirlmilkycrisis.com/wp-content/uploads/2026/09/magistrate-martta-2.jpg?w=584" width="956" height="524" src="https://schoolgirlmilkycrisis.com/wp-content/uploads/2026/09/magistrate-martta-2.jpg?w=956" alt="" class="wp-image-15676" srcset="https://schoolgirlmilkycrisis.com/wp-content/uploads/2026/09/magistrate-martta-2.jpg 956w, https://schoolgirlmilkycrisis.com/wp-content/uploads/2026/09/magistrate-martta-2.jpg?w=150 150w, https://schoolgirlmilkycrisis.com/wp-content/uploads/2026/09/magistrate-martta-2.jpg?w=300 300w, https://schoolgirlmilkycrisis.com/wp-content/uploads/2026/09/magistrate-martta-2.jpg?w=768 768w" sizes="(max-width: 956px) 100vw, 956px" /></a></figure> 496 497 498 499<p class="wp-block-paragraph">The courtroom drama that unfolds would never happen today, because half the participants would have to recuse themselves. The prosecutor knows the accused and the victim, and went to college with both Martta and Hedwigâs boyfriend. When prosecutor Väiniö (Sasu Haapanen) realises Hedwig acted in self-defence, he drops the charges, leaving Marttaâs role in all this somewhat oblique. All she really does is read out the verdict, which itself has been pre-empted by the prosecutionâs own admission.</p> 500 501 502 503<p class="wp-block-paragraph">Martta hears that her son has fallen down the stairs under Juhoâs care, and she rushes from the court to his bedside. “It was there in court that I finally learned what a woman’s role is,â she simpers. “I would never have forgiven myself if I had lost my child because of a bit of ambition.” Feeling awful that she has left her child in the hands of her incompetent husband, she turns to the camera and harangues the audience: “Mothers, do not leave your small children!”</p> 504 505 506 507<figure class="wp-block-image size-large"><a href="https://schoolgirlmilkycrisis.com/wp-content/uploads/2026/09/magistrat-martta-1.jpg"><img data-attachment-id="15677" data-permalink="https://schoolgirlmilkycrisis.com/2026/10/01/magistrate-martta-1943/magistrat-martta-1/" data-orig-file="https://schoolgirlmilkycrisis.com/wp-content/uploads/2026/09/magistrat-martta-1.jpg" data-orig-size="1014,5
50757" data-comments-opened="1" data-image-title="magistrat martta 1" data-image-description="" data-image-caption="" data-large-file="https://schoolgirlmilkycrisis.com/wp-content/uploads/2026/09/magistrat-martta-1.jpg?w=584" width="1014" height="557" src="https://schoolgirlmilkycrisis.com/wp-content/uploads/2026/09/magistrat-martta-1.jpg?w=1014" alt="" class="wp-image-15677" srcset="https://schoolgirlmilkycrisis.com/wp-content/uploads/2026/09/magistrat-martta-1.jpg 1014w, https://schoolgirlmilkycrisis.com/wp-content/uploads/2026/09/magistrat-martta-1.jpg?w=150 150w, https://schoolgirlmilkycrisis.com/wp-content/uploads/2026/09/magistrat-martta-1.jpg?w=300 300w, https://schoolgirlmilkycrisis.com/wp-content/uploads/2026/09/magistrat-martta-1.jpg?w=768 768w" sizes="(max-width: 1014px) 100vw, 1014px" /></a></figure> 508 509 510 511<p class="wp-block-paragraph">Well, that was awkward, and I suspect that screenwriter Martti Larni found writing <em>Tuomari Martta</em> awkward, too. There were multiple cuts to the film in progress, particularly as producers got cold feet about the way that its pre-war message might hit with a mid-war audience. The most obvious result is Marttaâs final, impassioned plea directly into the camera, which is tight on her face because it was the third re-take, and the set had already been dismantled.</p> 512 513 514 515<p class="wp-block-paragraph">It was based on Ilmari Turjaâs successful stage play from 1938, but times had very obviously changed in the five years since. At some point, maybe the same time that the similarly hectoring <em><a href="https://schoolgirlmilkycrisis.com/2026/07/30/born-a-healthy-girl-1943/">Born a Healthy Girl</a></em> (1943) went into production at rival studio Suomi-Flimi, it must have seemed like a no-brainer to reunite the principal cast, as the film largely did. Laakso, Korhonen and Rinne all reprise their stage roles, although the directorâs wife, Helena Kara, is parachuted in to replace the stageâs Kyllikki Väre, who is rather spitefully recast as Marttaâs dowdy housekeeper, Mrs Kunttu. In another moment of meta-playfulness, Martta announces she is off to the flicks to see <em><a href="https://schoolgirlmilkycrisis.com/2025/01/30/my-new-life-1942/">My New Life</a></em> â the person she is telling is Unto Salminen, who starred in it.</p> 516 517 518<div class="wp-block-image"> 519<figure class="aligncenter size-large is-resized"><a href="https://schoolgirlmilkycrisis.com/wp-content/uploads/2026/09/not-now-hedwig.jpg"><img data-attachment-id="15678" data-permalink="https://schoolgirlmilkycrisis.com/2026/10/01/magistrate-martta-1943/not-now-hedwig/" data-orig-file="https://schoolgirlmilkycrisis.com/wp-content/uploads/2026/09/not-now-hedwig.jpg" data-orig-size="556,407" data-comments-opened="1" data-image-title="not now hedwig" data-image-description="" data-image-caption="" data-large-file="https://schoolgirlmilkycrisis.com/wp-content/uploads/2026/09/not-now-hedwig.jpg?w=556" loading="lazy" width="556" height="407" src="https://schoolgirlmilkycrisis.com/wp-content/uploads/2026/09/not-now-hedwig.jpg?w=556" alt="" class="wp-image-15678" style="aspect-ratio:1.3536214242239806;width:614px;height:auto" srcset="https://schoolgirlmilkycrisis.com/wp-content/uploads/2026/09/not-now-hedwig.jpg 556w, https://schoolgirlmilkycrisis.com/wp-content/uploads/2026/09/not-now-hedwig.jpg?w=150 150w, https://schoolgirlmilkycrisis.com/wp-content/uploads/2026/09/not-now-hedwig.jpg?w=300 300w" sizes="auto, (max-width: 556px) 100vw, 556px" /></a></figure> 520</div> 521 522 523<p class="wp-block-paragraph">The press could not agree whether the film had liberated itself from its theatrical origins. Olavi Vesterdahl in <em>Aamulehti </em>thought that the location shooting broadened the feel of the story. But Paula Talaskivi in the <em>Helsingin Sanomat</em> was having none of that: âThe screenwriter has failed to capitalise on the inherent dynamism of the plot; instead, the scenes are arranged largely within the same four walls to which the stage play was confined.â That seems a little harsh, bearing in mind that courtroom dramas inevitably play out indoors, but there was no pleasing that Paula. Salama Simonen in <em>Uusi Suomi</em> voiced what everyone was really feeling, which was that the filmâs message fell short in times when women were really casting aside traditional gender roles in the war effort, and that the whole thing came across as preachy and a little half-hearted.</p> 524 525 526 527<p class="wp-block-paragraph">Eighty-three years later, the best thing about this film is Mervi Järventaus as Hedwig, who lights up the screen like a Finnish Lauren Bacall with a great sideline in âoh-for-effâs-sakeâ scowls. She had been contracted to Suomen-
527Filmiteollisuus straight out of high school in 1940, but spent several years stuck in bit parts. This was her first real chance to shine, and she would finally get her dues playing the lead in <em>Anna-Liisa</em> (1945). By that point, however, sheâd had enough of the movies, and left the business to pursue further jobs on stage, and to return to school, where she qualified as a speech therapist.</p> 528 529 530 531<p class="wp-block-paragraph">Also, dentists. Why are there so many dentists in old Finnish films?</p> 532 533 534<div class="wp-block-image"> 535<figure class="aligncenter size-large is-resized"><a href="https://schoolgirlmilkycrisis.com/wp-content/uploads/2026/09/what-is-it-with-the-dentists.jpg"><img data-attachment-id="15680" data-permalink="https://schoolgirlmilkycrisis.com/2026/10/01/magistrate-martta-1943/what-is-it-with-the-dentists/" data-orig-file="https://schoolgirlmilkycrisis.com/wp-content/uploads/2026/09/what-is-it-with-the-dentists.jpg" data-orig-size="566,408" data-comments-opened="1" data-image-title="what is it with the dentists" data-image-description="" data-image-caption="" data-large-file="https://schoolgirlmilkycrisis.com/wp-content/uploads/2026/09/what-is-it-with-the-dentists.jpg?w=566" loading="lazy" width="566" height="408" src="https://schoolgirlmilkycrisis.com/wp-content/uploads/2026/09/what-is-it-with-the-dentists.jpg?w=566" alt="" class="wp-image-15680" style="aspect-ratio:1.374119952383983;width:610px;height:auto" srcset="https://schoolgirlmilkycrisis.com/wp-content/uploads/2026/09/what-is-it-with-the-dentists.jpg 566w, https://schoolgirlmilkycrisis.com/wp-content/uploads/2026/09/what-is-it-with-the-dentists.jpg?w=150 150w, https://schoolgirlmilkycrisis.com/wp-content/uploads/2026/09/what-is-it-with-the-dentists.jpg?w=300 300w" sizes="auto, (max-width: 566px) 100vw, 566px" /></a></figure> 536</div> 537 538 539<p class="wp-block-paragraph"><strong>Jonathan Clements is the author of <em><a href="https://www.amazon.co.uk/Short-History-Finland-Jonathan-Clements-ebook/dp/B0BN861456/">A Short History of Finland</a></em>. He is watching all the Finnish films, so you donât have to.</strong></p> 540 541 542 543<p class="wp-block-paragraph"></p> 544 </div><!-- .entry-content --> 545 546 <footer class="entry-meta"> 547 548 <span class="cat-links"> 549 <span class="entry-utility-prep entry-utility-prep-cat-links">Posted in</span> <a href="https://schoolgirlmilkycrisis.com/category/news/" rel="category tag">News</a> </span> 550 551 <span class="sep"> | </span> 552 <span class="tag-links"> 553 <span class="entry-utility-prep entry-utility-prep-tag-links">Tagged</span> <a href="https://schoolgirlmilkycrisis.com/tag/finland/" rel="tag">Finland</a>, <a href="https://schoolgirlmilkycrisis.com/tag/finnfilms/" rel="tag">Finnfilms</a> </span> 554 555 <span class="sep"> | </span> 556 <span class="comments-link"><a href="https://schoolgirlmilkycrisis.com/2026/10/01/magistrate-martta-1943/#comments"><b>2</b> Replies</a></span> 557 558 </footer><!-- .entry-meta --> 559 </article><!-- #post-15672 --> 560 561 562 563 <article id="post-15701" class="post-15701 post type-post status-publish format-standard hentry category-news"> 564 <header class="entry-header"> 565 <h1 class="entry-title"><a href="https://schoolgirlmilkycrisis.com/2026/09/28/the-fall-of-the-ming-dynasty/" rel="bookmark">Death by a Thousand Haircuts</a></h1> 566 567 <div class="entry-meta"> 568 <span class="sep">Posted on </span><a href="https://schoolgirlmilkycrisis.com/2026/09/28/the-fall-of-the-ming-dynasty/" title="7:49 am" rel="bookmark"><time class="entry-date" datetime="2026-09-28T07:49:45+01:00">September 28, 2026</time></a><span class="by-author"> <span class="sep"> by </span> <span class="author vcard"><a class="url fn n" href="https://schoolgirlmilkycrisis.com/author/ixarette/" title="View all posts by ixarette" rel="author">ixarette</a></span></span> </div><!-- .entry-meta --> 569 570 <div class="comments-link"> 571 <a href="https://schoolgirlmilkycrisis.com/2026/09/28/the-fall-of-the-ming-dynasty/#respond"><span class="leave-reply">Reply</span></a> </div> 572 </header><!-- .entry-header --> 573 574 <div class="entry-content"> 575 576<figure class="wp-block-image size-large"><a href="https://schoolgirlmilkycrisis.com/wp-content/uploads/2026/09/ming-dynasty-weapons.jpg"><img data-attachment-id="15702" data-permalink="https://schoolgirlmilkycrisis.com/2026/09/28/the-fall-of-the-ming-dynasty/ming-dynasty-weapons/" data-orig-file="https://schoolgirlmilkycrisis.com/wp-content/uploads/2026/09/ming-dynasty-weapons.jpg" data-orig-size="900,652" data-comments-opened="1" data-image-title="ming-dynasty-weapons" data-image-description="" data-image-caption="" data-large-file="https://schoolgirlmilkycrisis.com/wp-content/uploads/2026/09/ming-dynasty-weapons.jpg?w=584" loading="lazy" width="900" height="652" src="https://schoolgirlmilkycrisis.com/wp-content/uploads/2026/09/ming-dynasty-weapons.jpg?w=900" alt="" class="wp-image-15702" srcset="https://schoolgirlmilkycrisis.com/wp-content/uploads/2026/09/ming-dynasty-weapons.jpg 900w, https://schoolgirlmilkycrisis.com/wp-content/uploads/2026/09/ming-dynasty-weapons.jpg?w=150 150w, https://schoolgirlmilkycrisis.com/wp-content/uploads/2026/09/ming-dynasty-weapons.jpg?w=300 300w, https://schoolgirlmilkycrisis.com/wp-content/uploads/2026/09/ming-dynasty-weapons.jpg?w=768 768w" sizes="auto, (max-width: 900px) 100v
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599 600 </div> </div><!-- .entry-content --> 601 602 <footer class="entry-meta"> 603 604 <span class="cat-links"> 605 <span class="entry-utility-prep entry-utility-prep-cat-links">Posted in</span> <a href="https://schoolgirlmilkycrisis.com/category/news/" rel="category tag">News</a> </span> 606 607 608 <span class="sep"> | </span> 609 <span class="comments-link"><a href="https://schoolgirlmilkycrisis.com/2026/09/28/the-fall-of-the-ming-dynasty/#respond"><span class="leave-reply">Leave a reply</span></a></span> 610 611 </footer><!-- .entry-meta --> 612 </article><!-- #post-15701 --> 613 614 615 616 <article id="post-15634" class="post-15634 post type-post status-publish format-standard hentry category-news tag-japan"> 617 <header class="entry-header"> 618 <h1 class="entry-title"><a href="https://schoolgirlmilkycrisis.com/2026/09/24/the-shoguns-coming-in-may-2027/" rel="bookmark">The Shoguns (coming in May 2027)</a></h1> 619 620 <div class="entry-meta"> 621 <span class="sep">Posted on </span><a href="https://schoolgirlmilkycrisis.com/2026/09/24/the-shoguns-coming-in-may-2027/" title="1:31 am" rel="bookmark"><time class="entry-date" datetime="2026-09-24T01:31:00+01:00">September 24, 2026</time></a><span class="by-author"> <span class="sep"> by </span> <span class="author vcard"><a class="url fn n" href="https://schoolgirlmilkycrisis.com/author/ixarette/" title="View all posts by ixarette" rel="author">ixarette</a></span></span> </div><!-- .entry-meta --> 622 623 <div class="comments-link"> 624 <a href="https://schoolgirlmilkycrisis.com/2026/09/24/the-shoguns-coming-in-may-2027/#respond"><span class="leave-reply">Reply</span></a> </div> 625 </header><!-- .entry-header --> 626 627 <div class="entry-content"> 628 629<figure class="wp-block-image size-large"><a href="https://schoolgirlmilkycrisis.com/wp-content/uploads/2026/09/795644283_10165633925583054_2342491522799301727_n.jpg"><img data-attachment-id="15635" data-permalink="https://schoolgirlmilkycrisis.com/2026/09/24/the-shoguns-coming-in-may-2027/795644283_10165633925583054_2342491522799301727_n/" data-orig-file="https://schoolgirlmilkycrisis.com/wp-content/uploads/2026/09/795644283_10165633925583054_2342491522799301727_n.jpg" data-orig-size="1083,1600" data-comments-opened="1" data-image-title="795644283_10165633925583054_2342491522799301727_n" data-image-description="" data-image-caption="" data-large-file="https://schoolgirlmilkycrisis.com/wp-content/uploads/2026/09/795644283_10165633925583054_2342491522799301727_n.jpg?w=584" loading="lazy" width="693" height="1023" src="https://schoolgirlmilkycrisis.com/wp-content/uploads/2026/09/795644283_10165633925583054_2342491522799301727_n.jpg?w=693" alt="" class="wp-image-15635" srcset="https://schoolgirlmilkycrisis.com/wp-content/uploads/2026/09/795644283_10165633925583054_2342491522799301727_n.jpg?w=693 693w, https://schoolgirlmilkycrisis.com/wp-content/uploads/2026/09/795644283_10165633925583054_2342491522799301727_n.jpg?w=102 102w, https://schoolgirlmilkycrisis.com/wp-content/uploads/2026/09/795644283_10165633925583054_2342491522799301727_n.jpg?w=203 203w, https://schoolgirlmilkycrisis.com/wp-content/uploads/2026/09/795644283_10165633925583054_2342491522799301727_n.jpg?w=768 768w, https://schoolgirlmilkycrisis.com/wp-content/uploads/2026/09/795644283_10165633925583054_2342491522799301727_n.jpg 1083w" sizes="auto, (max-width: 693px) 100vw, 693px" /></a></figure> 630 631 632 633<p class="wp-block-paragraph">For decades, the samurai carved out new lands and fortunes for themselves on Japanâs northern frontier, fighting under a âcommander in chief to suppress the barbariansâ (<em>Sei-i Tai ShÅgun</em>). Ultimately, these kings in the north became more powerful than the nobles that appointed them, and coveted a return to the peaceful capital, Kyoto.</p> 634 635 636 637<p class="wp-block-paragraph">In 1192, Minamoto no Yoritomo revived the title as a means of holding power in the Emperorâs name. In doing so, he initiated seven centuries of military government, relegating the Emperors to the sidelines. The height of ShÅgunal power was the rule of the Tokugawa clan, which held an iron grip on Japan for two centuries, until it was brought crashing down by the Black Ships of the United States.</p> 638 639 640 641<p class="wp-block-paragraph"><em><a href="https://www.amazon.com/Shoguns-Bloody-History-Japans-Ruling/dp/4805320559/">The ShÅguns</a></em> examines the rise and fall of Japanâs samurai warlords, and the many oddities among them. One was defeated by a mosquito bite; another valued dogs more than humans; still another kept busy with 900 concubines thanks to a cocktail of bizarre aphrodisiacs. All these, and more, appear in this illuminating chronicle of Japanâs true rulers.</p> 642 643 644 645<ul class="wp-block-list"> 646<li><strong>1</strong> Raising Tigers: The Wars with the Emishi</li> 647 648 649 650<li><strong>2</strong> Anointed Through Victory: The Japanese Turn on Each Other</li> 651 652 653 654<li><strong>3</strong> The Latter Days of the Law: The Rise of the Kamakura Bakufu (to 1199)</li> 655 656 657 658<li><strong>4</strong> The Brood of the Nun Shogun: The Early Hojo Regency (to 1244)</li> 659 660 661 662<li><strong>5</strong> A World Full of Rats: The Decline of the Kamakura Bakufu (to 1333)</li> 663 664 665 666<li><strong>6</strong> Martial Establishment: The Kenmu Restoration (1333â1336)</li> 667 668 669 670<li><strong>7</strong> Like Fire and Water: The Rise of the Ashikaga Shogunate (to 1449)</li> 671 672 673 674<li><strong>8</strong> Warring States: The Decline of the Ashikaga Shogunate (to 1597)</li> 675 676 677 678<li><strong>9</strong> Peace Prevails: The Early Tokugawa Shogunate (to 1651)</li> 679 680 681 682<li><strong>10</strong> The Locked Country: Life in a Time Warp (to 1716)</li> 683 684 685 686<li><strong>11</strong> Tidings from the West: Ships on the Horizon (to 1853)</li> 687 688 689 690<li><strong>12</strong> The Meiji Restoration: The Last of the Shoguns (to 1868)</li> 691 692 693 694<li><strong>13</strong> The Edo Inheritance</li> 695</ul> 696 </div><!-- .entry-content --> 697 698 <footer class="entry-meta"> 699 700 <span class="cat-links"> 701 <span class="entry-utility-prep entry-utility-prep-cat-links">Posted in</span> <a href="https://schoolgirlmilkycrisis.com/category/news/" rel="category tag">News</a> </span> 702 703 <span class="sep"> | </span> 704 <span class="tag-links"> 705 <span class="entry-utility-prep entry-utility-prep-tag-links">Tagged</span> <a href="https://schoolgirlmilkycrisis.com/tag/japan/" rel="tag">Japan</a> </span> 706 707 <span class="sep"> | </span> 708 <span class="comments-link"><a href="https://schoolgirlmilkycrisis.com/2026/09/24/the-shoguns-coming-in-may-2027/#respond"><span class="leave-reply">Leave a reply</span></a></span> 709 710 </footer><!-- .entry-meta --> 711 </article><!-- #post-15634 --> 712 713 714 715 <article id="post-15620" class="post-15620 post type-post status-publish format-standard hentry category-news tag-japan"> 716 <header class="entry-header"> 717 <h1 class="entry-title"><a href="https://schoolgirlmilkycrisis.com/2026/09/21/junji-ito-collection/" rel="bookmark">Art of Junji Ito Collection</a></h1> 718 719 <div class="entry-meta"> 720 <span class="sep">Posted on </span><a href="https://schoolgirlmilkycrisis.com/2026/09/21/junji-ito-collection/" title="5:00 am" rel="bookmark"><time class="entry-date" datetime="2026-09-21T05:00:40+01:00">September 21, 2026</time></a><span class="by-author"> <span class="sep"> by </span> <span class="author vcard"><a class="url fn n" href="https://schoolgirlmilkycrisis.com/author/ixarette/" title="View all posts by ixarette" rel="author">ixarette</a></span></span> </div><!-- .entry-meta --> 721 722 <div class="comments-link"> 723 <a href="https://schoolgirlmilkycrisis.com/2026/09/21/junji-ito-collection/#respond"><span class="leave-reply">Reply</span></a> </div> 724 </header><!-- .entry-header --> 725 726 <div class="entry-content"> 727 728<p class="wp-block-paragraph">To my great surprise, the manga creator Junji Ito has shown up on YouTube shilling for the book I wrote about his anime series, <em>The Art of Junji Ito Collection</em>, which is coming out this week.</p> 729 730 731 732<figure class="wp-block-embed is-type-video is-provider-youtube wp-block-embed-youtube wp-embed-aspect-9-16 wp-has-aspect-ratio"><div class="wp-block-embed__wrapper"> 733<div class="embed-youtube"><iframe loading="lazy" title="JUNJI ITO X FORBIDDEN PLANET! 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733 web-share" referrerpolicy="strict-origin-when-cross-origin" allowfullscreen></iframe></div> 734</div></figure> 735 </div><!-- .entry-content --> 736 737 <footer class="entry-meta"> 738 739 <span class="cat-links"> 740 <span class="entry-utility-prep entry-utility-prep-cat-links">Posted in</span> <a href="https://schoolgirlmilkycrisis.com/category/news/" rel="category tag">News</a> </span> 741 742 <span class="sep"> | </span> 743 <span class="tag-links"> 744 <span class="entry-utility-prep entry-utility-prep-tag-links">Tagged</span> <a href="https://schoolgirlmilkycrisis.com/tag/japan/" rel="tag">Japan</a> </span> 745 746 <span class="sep"> | </span> 747 <span class="comments-link"><a href="https://schoolgirlmilkycrisis.com/2026/09/21/junji-ito-collection/#respond"><span class="leave-reply">Leave a reply</span></a></span> 748 749 </footer><!-- .entry-meta --> 750 </article><!-- #post-15620 --> 751 752 753 754 <article id="post-15626" class="post-15626 post type-post status-publish format-standard hentry category-news tag-china"> 755 <header class="entry-header"> 756 <h1 class="entry-title"><a href="https://schoolgirlmilkycrisis.com/2026/09/16/ghost-money/" rel="bookmark">Ghost Money</a></h1> 757 758 <div class="entry-meta"> 759 <span class="sep">Posted on </span><a href="https://schoolgirlmilkycrisis.com/2026/09/16/ghost-money/" title="7:09 am" rel="bookmark"><time class="entry-date" datetime="2026-09-16T07:09:50+01:00">September 16, 2026</time></a><span class="by-author"> <span class="sep"> by </span> <span class="author vcard"><a class="url fn n" href="https://schoolgirlmilkycrisis.com/author/ixarette/" title="View all posts by ixarette" rel="author">ixarette</a></span></span> </div><!-- .entry-meta --> 760 761 <div class="comments-link"> 762 <a href="https://schoolgirlmilkycrisis.com/2026/09/16/ghost-money/#comments">2</a> </div> 763 </header><!-- .entry-header --> 764 765 <div class="entry-content"> 766 767<figure class="wp-block-image size-large"><a href="https://schoolgirlmilkycrisis.com/wp-content/uploads/2026/09/mao-ghost-money_jonathan-clements.jpg"><img data-attachment-id="15630" data-permalink="https://schoolgirlmilkycrisis.com/2026/09/16/ghost-money/mao-ghost-money_jonathan-clements/" data-orig-file="https://schoolgirlmilkycrisis.com/wp-content/uploads/2026/09/mao-ghost-money_jonathan-clements.jpg" data-orig-size="2980,1588" data-comments-opened="1" data-image-meta="{"created_timestamp":"1373724180"}" data-image-title="mao ghost money_Jonathan Clements" data-image-description="" data-image-caption="" data-large-file="https://schoolgirlmilkycrisis.com/wp-content/uploads/2026/09/mao-ghost-money_jonathan-clements.jpg?w=584" loading="lazy" width="1024" height="545" src="https://schoolgirlmilkycrisis.com/wp-content/uploads/2026/09/mao-ghost-money_jonathan-clements.jpg?w=1024" alt="" class="wp-image-15630" srcset="https://schoolgirlmilkycrisis.com/wp-content/uploads/2026/09/mao-ghost-money_jonathan-clements.jpg?w=1024 1024w, https://schoolgirlmilkycrisis.com/wp-content/uploads/2026/09/mao-ghost-money_jonathan-clements.jpg?w=2048 2048w, https://schoolgirlmilkycrisis.com/wp-content/uploads/2026/09/mao-ghost-money_jonathan-clements.jpg?w=150 150w, https://schoolgirlmilkycrisis.com/wp-content/uploads/2026/09/mao-ghost-money_jonathan-clements.jpg?w=300 300w, https://schoolgirlmilkycrisis.com/wp-content/uploads/2026/09/mao-ghost-money_jonathan-clements.jpg?w=768 768w, https://schoolgirlmilkycrisis.com/wp-content/uploads/2026/09/mao-ghost-money_jonathan-clements.jpg?w=1440 1440w" sizes="auto, (max-width: 1024px) 100vw, 1024px" /></a></figure> 768 769 770 771<p class="wp-block-paragraph">In the twenty years since I wrote the first edition, the imagery of Chairman Mao has gained new currency in modern China, sometimes literally. In 2012, I found two ladies selling trinkets on a street corner in Xiâan. Their baskets included stacks of âghost moneyâ â counterfeit cash for filial Chinese to burn on pyres in order to send gifts to their ancestors in the afterlife. It was designed in a reasonable facsimile of real-life 100-yuan notes, printed in red ink and bearing the image of Chairman Mao. Each promised to pay the bearer on demand the sum of ten million yuan, redeemable at the âBank of Hellâ. I found it ironic that the man who had once tried to ban both money <em>and</em> superstition should endure as the figurehead on cash for use in the spirit world.</p> 772 773 774 775<p class="wp-block-paragraph">I bought a supposed fortune in ghost money for a knockdown price, since the women were trying to offload their Mao notes as fast as possible. Such realistic ghost money had recently been declared illegal, in a re-establishment of respect for Mao that would see a new edition of his <em>Selected</em> <em>Quotations</em> (the famous Little Red Book) republished a few months later. The following October, when I went looking for ghost money again, I could only buy notes bearing the face of the King of Hell. I would keep my Mao money for a decade, until I was persuaded to burn it on camera for William Shatnerâs <em>The UnXplained</em> to demonstrate how to turn my ancestors into millionaires.</p> 776 777 778<div class="wp-block-image"> 779<figure class="alignright size-large is-resized"><a href="https://schoolgirlmilkycrisis.com/wp-content/uploads/2026/09/clipboard_09-16-2026_01.jpg"><img data-attachment-id="15628" data-permalink="https://schoolgirlmilkycrisis.com/2026/09/16/ghost-money/clipboard_09-16-2026_01/" data-orig-file="https://schoolgirlmilkycrisis.com/wp-content/uploads/2026/09/clipboard_09-16-2026_01.jpg" data-orig-size="426,639" data-comments-opened="1" data-image-title="Clipboard_09-16-2026_01" data-image-description="" data-image-caption="" data-large-file="https://schoolgirlmilkycrisis.com/wp-content/uploads/2026/09/clipboard_09-16-2026_01.jpg?w=426" loading="lazy" width="426" height="639" src="https://schoolgirlmilkycrisis.com/wp-content/uploads/2026/09/clipboard_09-16-2026_01.jpg?w=426" alt="" class="wp-image-15628" style="aspect-ratio:0.6740506329113924;width:170px;height:auto" srcset="https://schoolgirlmilkycrisis.com/wp-content/uploads/2026/09/clipboard_09-16-2026_01.jpg 426w, https://schoolgirlmilkycrisis.com/wp-content/uploads/2026/09/clipboard_09-16-2026_01.jpg?w=100 100w, https://schoolgirlmilkycrisis.com/wp-content/uploads/2026/09/clipboard_09-16-2026_01.jpg?w=200 200w" sizes="auto, (max-width: 426px) 100v
779w, 426px" /></a></figure> 780</div> 781 782 783<p class="wp-block-paragraph">Only two months after I bought the last of the Mao ghost money on the street, Chinaâs new president Xi Jinping delivered a stirring speech about his plans for the nation during what would turn out to be his lifelong term in office. He was determined, he said, for the Chinese Communist Party to celebrate its centenary in 2021 without any slanders or smears committed against it by hostile forces peddling an incorrect version of history. In doing so, he used the phrase âhistorical nihilismâ (<em>lishi xuwuzhuyi</em>), a term that has come to colour huge areas in subsequent discourse.</p> 784 785 786 787<p class="wp-block-paragraph">Thereafter, if I described myself as a historian, people became noticeably jumpy. There was, after all, now a hotline for concerned citizens to call if they encountered anyone suspected of harming the reputation of the Communist Party and its role in creating the new China. History was now whatever the Party said it was, which has effectively criminalised anyone who dares to question it.</p> 788 789 790 791<p class="wp-block-paragraph"><strong>From the introduction to the new edition of <em><a href="https://www.amazon.co.uk/Mao-Life-Times-Jonathan-Clements/dp/1914979532/">Mao </a></em>by Jonathan Clements. </strong></p> 792 </div><!-- .entry-content --> 793 794 <footer class="entry-meta"> 795 796 <span class="cat-links"> 797 <span class="entry-utility-prep entry-utility-prep-cat-links">Posted in</span> <a href="https://schoolgirlmilkycrisis.com/category/news/" rel="category tag">News</a> </span> 798 799 <span class="sep"> | </span> 800 <span class="tag-links"> 801 <span class="entry-utility-prep entry-utility-prep-tag-links">Tagged</span> <a href="https://schoolgirlmilkycrisis.com/tag/china/" rel="tag">China</a> </span> 802 803 <span class="sep"> | </span> 804 <span class="comments-link"><a href="https://schoolgirlmilkycrisis.com/2026/09/16/ghost-money/#comments"><b>2</b> Replies</a></span> 805 806 </footer><!-- .entry-meta --> 807 </article><!-- #post-15626 --> 808 809 810 811 <article id="post-15606" class="post-15606 post type-post status-publish format-standard hentry category-news tag-brilliana"> 812 <header class="entry-header"> 813 <h1 class="entry-title"><a href="https://schoolgirlmilkycrisis.com/2026/09/14/pink-granite/" rel="bookmark">Pink Granite</a></h1> 814 815 <div class="entry-meta"> 816 <span class="sep">Posted on </span><a href="https://schoolgirlmilkycrisis.com/2026/09/14/pink-granite/" title="7:07 am" rel="bookmark"><time class="entry-date" datetime="2026-09-14T07:07:33+01:00">September 14, 2026</time></a><span class="by-author"> <span class="sep"> by </span> <span class="author vcard"><a class="url fn n" href="https://schoolgirlmilkycrisis.com/author/ixarette/" title="View all posts by ixarette" rel="author">ixarette</a></span></span> </div><!-- .entry-meta --> 817 818 <div class="comments-link"> 819 <a href="https://schoolgirlmilkycrisis.com/2026/09/14/pink-granite/#comments">3</a> </div> 820 </header><!-- .entry-header --> 821 822 <div class="entry-content"> 823 824<figure class="wp-block-image size-large is-resized"><a href="https://schoolgirlmilkycrisis.com/wp-content/uploads/2026/09/cartland-1.jpg"><img data-attachment-id="15607" data-permalink="https://schoolgirlmilkycrisis.com/2026/09/14/pink-granite/cartland-1/" data-orig-file="https://schoolgirlmilkycrisis.com/wp-content/uploads/2026/09/cartland-1.jpg" data-orig-size="449,302" data-comments-opened="1" data-image-title="cartland 1" data-image-description="" data-image-caption="" data-large-file="https://schoolgirlmilkycrisis.com/wp-content/uploads/2026/09/cartland-1.jpg?w=449" loading="lazy" width="449" height="302" src="https://schoolgirlmilkycrisis.com/wp-content/uploads/2026/09/cartland-1.jpg?w=449" alt="" class="wp-image-15607" style="aspect-ratio:1.4645283558642472;width:576px;height:auto" srcset="https://schoolgirlmilkycrisis.com/wp-content/uploads/2026/09/cartland-1.jpg 449w, https://schoolgirlmilkycrisis.com/wp-content/uploads/2026/09/cartland-1.jpg?w=150 150w, https://schoolgirlmilkycrisis.com/wp-content/uploads/2026/09/cartland-1.jpg?w=300 300w" sizes="auto, (max-width: 449px) 100vw, 449px" /></a></figure> 825 826 827 828<p class="wp-block-paragraph">The journalist Sarah Harris asked Dame Barbara Cartland if relations between the classes had changed during her lifetime.</p> 829 830 831 832<p class="wp-block-paragraph">âOf course they have,â replied Cartland, âor I wouldnât be talking to someone like you.â</p> 833 834 835 836<p class="wp-block-paragraph">Dame Barbara Cartland was, quite deliberately, an enigma and a performance â I remember her as a woman in her eighties, dressed like a pink parade float, grotesquely clinging to the stylings of the 1920s, as if fighting the ravages of time and reason, still pretending to be a teenage dilettante from one of her early novels. In my own youth, she be
836came a pink ghost haunting the nuptials of then-Prince Charles to her step-granddaughter, Lady Diana Spencer. Cartland seemed to be regarded by the Establishment as an <em>arriviste</em> and an embarrassment, disinvited from a fairytale wedding that, as the media constantly pointed out, seemed inspired by one of her novels.</p> 837 838 839<div class="wp-block-image"> 840<figure class="alignright size-large is-resized"><a href="https://schoolgirlmilkycrisis.com/wp-content/uploads/2026/09/moon-over-eden-marshall.jpg"><img data-attachment-id="15612" data-permalink="https://schoolgirlmilkycrisis.com/2026/09/14/pink-granite/moon-over-eden-marshall/" data-orig-file="https://schoolgirlmilkycrisis.com/wp-content/uploads/2026/09/moon-over-eden-marshall.jpg" data-orig-size="454,743" data-comments-opened="1" data-image-title="Moon-Over-Eden-marshall" data-image-description="" data-image-caption="" data-large-file="https://schoolgirlmilkycrisis.com/wp-content/uploads/2026/09/moon-over-eden-marshall.jpg?w=454" loading="lazy" width="454" height="743" src="https://schoolgirlmilkycrisis.com/wp-content/uploads/2026/09/moon-over-eden-marshall.jpg?w=454" alt="" class="wp-image-15612" style="aspect-ratio:0.618458411963994;width:256px;height:auto" srcset="https://schoolgirlmilkycrisis.com/wp-content/uploads/2026/09/moon-over-eden-marshall.jpg 454w, https://schoolgirlmilkycrisis.com/wp-content/uploads/2026/09/moon-over-eden-marshall.jpg?w=92 92w, https://schoolgirlmilkycrisis.com/wp-content/uploads/2026/09/moon-over-eden-marshall.jpg?w=183 183w" sizes="auto, (max-width: 454px) 100vw, 454px" /></a></figure> 841</div> 842 843 844<p class="wp-block-paragraph">Matthew Sweetâs <a href="https://www.amazon.co.uk/Great-Dictator-Life-Barbara-Cartland/dp/1399715798/">new biography of Cartland</a>, chips its way through the wall of “pink granite” that Cartland used to shield herself from media enquiry. He points to her parallel careers in non-fiction and history, her time as an agony aunt, and a long and largely pseudonymous stint as the queen of gossip columnists. He also homes in on a critical rupture in her work, when in 1945 she turned aside from true-life accounts of <em>what she knew</em> into more fanciful tales of <em>what she wished for</em>. Until the end of the Second World War, her novels were crammed with flappers and airmen, motor-cars and Charlestons â the stuff of her lived experience. Thereafter, they segued more often into pirates and cannoneers, stage coaches and bodices, as she sought refuge from the modern world in olde-worlde fantasies.</p> 845 846 847 848<p class="wp-block-paragraph">âYou canât dress your heroine up, because clothes are rationed,â she complained. âYou canât give her a glamorous occupation because labour is directed. You canât describe a dinner party because food is rationed. You canât even send her for a ride in a car, because there is no petrol. Iâm writing a Regency novel.â</p> 849 850 851 852<p class="wp-block-paragraph">In these days of AI slop, when âwritersâ can produce books at the touch of a button, wordcounts have become something of a theoretical metric. For the record, I consider a day well-spent if I walk away from my keyboard with 1,000 new, publishable words on the hard drive â which is, I vaguely remember, a yardstick I copied from Isaac Asimov. Dan Abnett, the most prolific of potboilerists, manages 3,000 a day. Joe Haldeman, 500. Graham Greene, a couple of sentences, <em>but good ones</em>. Barbara Cartland would recline on her ottoman, stare at the ceiling, and regularly dictate 7,000 words <em>a day</em> to her stenographer. It is this, writes Sweet, that propelled her to the record-breaking output that defined her literary life: 723 books published during her lifetime, with another 150 punted out post-mortem.</p> 853 854 855 856<figure class="wp-block-image size-large"><a href="https://schoolgirlmilkycrisis.com/wp-content/uploads/2026/09/cartland-0.jpg"><img data-attachment-id="15608" data-permalink="https://schoolgirlmilkycrisis.com/2026/09/14/pink-granite/cartland-0/" data-orig-file="https://schoolgirlmilkycrisis.com/wp-content/uploads/2026/09/cartland-0.jpg" data-orig-size="837,491" data-comments-opened="1" data-image-title="cartland 0" data-image-description="" data-image-caption="" data-large-file="https://schoolgirlmilkycrisis.com/wp-content/uploads/2026/09/cartland-0.jpg?w=584" loading="lazy" width="837" height="491" src="https://schoolgirlmilkycrisis.com/wp-content/uploads/2026/09/cartland-0.jpg?w=837" alt="" class="wp-image-15608" srcset="https://schoolgirlmilkycrisis.com/wp-content/uploads/2026/09/cartland-0.jpg 837w, https://schoolgirlmilkycrisis.com/wp-content/uploads/2026/09/cartland-0.jpg?w=150 150w, https://schoolgirlmilkycrisis.com/wp-content/uploads/2026/09/cartland-0.jpg?w=300 300w, https://schoolgirlmilkycrisis.com/wp-content/uploads/2026/09/cartland-0.jpg?w=768 768w" sizes="auto, (max-width: 837px) 100v
856w, 837px" /></a></figure> 857 858 859 860<p class="wp-block-paragraph">For the last few months, I have been working on a book of my own about another forgotten bestseller. Mrs Alec-Tweedie (1862-1940) was old enough to be Cartlandâs mother, and indeed, when Cartland was hailed in the 1920s as the bright young voice in syndicated gossip columns, it may have been Mrs Tweedie whom she elbowed aside. Both women had a huge output derived from dictation; both skirted the fringes of bounderism, both were left behind by their eras; both ended their days fretting about the onset of blindness. They also competed to fling together a British Empire pageant in 1930 â reading between the lines, Mrs Tweedieâs failure was Cartlandâs success, appearing literally <em>dressed as a ship</em> for the pageant of British industries, and quashing her rivalâs attempt to come up with something similar. But whereas Mrs Tweedieâs papers were destroyed in a fit of depression and grief in 1926, Cartlandâs were retained in meticulous order, ready for her great grand-daughter to grant access to Sweet.</p> 861 862 863<div class="wp-block-image"> 864<figure class="alignright size-large is-resized"><a href="https://schoolgirlmilkycrisis.com/wp-content/uploads/2026/09/e109cbb677b3cebd9d4f174e73b3bb8e.jpg"><img data-attachment-id="15614" data-permalink="https://schoolgirlmilkycrisis.com/2026/09/14/pink-granite/e109cbb677b3cebd9d4f174e73b3bb8e/" data-orig-file="https://schoolgirlmilkycrisis.com/wp-content/uploads/2026/09/e109cbb677b3cebd9d4f174e73b3bb8e.jpg" data-orig-size="454,743" data-comments-opened="1" data-image-title="e109cbb677b3cebd9d4f174e73b3bb8e" data-image-description="" data-image-caption="" data-large-file="https://schoolgirlmilkycrisis.com/wp-content/uploads/2026/09/e109cbb677b3cebd9d4f174e73b3bb8e.jpg?w=454" loading="lazy" width="454" height="743" src="https://schoolgirlmilkycrisis.com/wp-content/uploads/2026/09/e109cbb677b3cebd9d4f174e73b3bb8e.jpg?w=454" alt="" class="wp-image-15614" style="aspect-ratio:0.618458411963994;width:297px;height:auto" srcset="https://schoolgirlmilkycrisis.com/wp-content/uploads/2026/09/e109cbb677b3cebd9d4f174e73b3bb8e.jpg 454w, https://schoolgirlmilkycrisis.com/wp-content/uploads/2026/09/e109cbb677b3cebd9d4f174e73b3bb8e.jpg?w=92 92w, https://schoolgirlmilkycrisis.com/wp-content/uploads/2026/09/e109cbb677b3cebd9d4f174e73b3bb8e.jpg?w=183 183w" sizes="auto, (max-width: 454px) 100vw, 454px" /></a></figure> 865</div> 866 867 868<p class="wp-block-paragraph">Mrs Tweedie was pole-axed by the Great War, which claimed the life of her youngest son. But that same war had an arguably greater effect on the young Cartland, killing her father, and dooming her to come of age âin a world depleted of men. This,â writes Sweet, âis one of the most important facts of her biography, and one she shared, like a hidden wound, with her contemporaries and legions of her readers.â Cartland was one of an estimated surplus of two million women, left to pick and fuss among the traumatised and the walking wounded who made it to the 1920s, if not unscathed, then at least alive. Her life, and that of her readers, was dominated by World Wars 1 and 2, and the grim austerity that lagged behind them. In one of the most evocative moments in Sweetâs book, he recounts the sudden boils and eruptions of bone fragments through the skin of Cartlandâs second husband, still manifesting the effects of a wound suffered decades earlier.</p> 869 870 871 872<p class="wp-block-paragraph">Sweet is given unfettered access to Cartlandâs archives, including her unpublished manuscripts and her lifelong correspondence with her mother â the racier letters being discreetly filed in their own special brown envelope. He takes light-hearted relish in the bad reviews, of Germaine Greer declaring her fair game because she is an agent of the Patriarchy, or Peter Ackroyd calling her âthe literary muzak of the hypermarkets.â But he also notes that Umberto Eco cited her as the very cornerstone of post-modernism â that it was impossible for a husband to tell his wife he âloved her madlyâ, since by the late twentieth century, both of them would know he was quoting one of Cartlandâs novels, rather than saying it from the heart.</p> 873 874 875 876<figure class="wp-block-image size-large is-resized"><a href="https://schoolgirlmilkycrisis.com/wp-content/uploads/2026/09/cartland-3.jpg"><img data-attachment-id="15610" data-permalink="https://schoolgirlmilkycrisis.com/2026/09/14/pink-granite/cartland-3/" data-orig-file="https://schoolgirlmilkycrisis.com/wp-content/uploads/2026/09/cartland-3.jpg" data-orig-size="443,317" data-comments-opened="1" data-image-title="cartland 3" data-image-description="" data-image-caption="" data-large-file="https://schoolgirlmilkycrisis.com/wp-content/uploads/2026/09/cartland-3.jpg?w=443" loading="lazy" width="443" height="317" src="https://schoolgirlmilkycrisis.com/wp-content/uploads/2026/09/cartland-3.jpg?w=443" alt="" class="wp-image-15610" style="aspect-ratio:1.380133945846266;width:586px;height:auto" srcset="https://schoolgirlmilkycrisis.com/wp-content/uploads/2026/09/cartland-3.jpg 443w, https://schoolgirlmilkycrisis.com/wp-content/uploads/2026/09/cartland-3.jpg?w=150 150w, https://schoolgirlmilkycrisis.com/wp-content/uploads/2026/09/cartland-3.jpg?w=300 300w" sizes="auto, (max-width: 443px) 100vw, 443px" /></a></figure> 877 878 879 880<p class="wp-block-paragraph">Sweet also pokes gently at the traumas behind her media profile, particularly her grandfatherâs suicide in 1903, which had âa long trajectory⦠a long cold line through a century of mother-daughter relationships.â When asked in 1981 why she used boot polish to do her eyelashes, she revealed that, unlike mascara, she had discovered it would not run. âI cried,â she confessed, âall through my first honeymoon.â</p> 881 882 883 884<p class="wp-block-paragraph">In all this, Sweet offers an impassioned defence of the middlebrow, pointing out that while Cartland and her ilk became jokes among media pundits, they were far wider read and remembered than the people who were trashing them. He cautions the reader and the historian against assuming that everything was the way that the media choose to remember it today: ââ¦the fabled sixties, the sixties of stock footage â screaming Beatles fans, Roundhouse happenings, Carnaby Street boys dressed as Edwardian hussars â obscure a counternarrative that tells us <em>The Sound of Music</em> was the decadeâs biggest film at the UK box office; that polls conducted in 1963 and 1964 showed that two-thirds of people disapproved of sex before marriage.â</p> 885 886 887 888<p class="wp-block-paragraph">Sweet recounts angry screeds from Georgette Heyer, who accused Cartland (rightly, it seems) of plagiarism. The Cartland Reality Distortion Field was operating throughout her life, transforming the seediest and most sordid couplings into romantic fictions, but also dodging many a libel suit and plausible deniability. In her archives, Sweet digs up several affronted correspondents, including the royal muck-raker Kitty Kelley, who warns her to stop claiming they had never met, be
888cause she has her on tape.</p> 889 890 891 892<p class="wp-block-paragraph">Sweet admits that covering such overwhelming literary output in detail would risk turning âbiography into bibliography.â But he offers up a single calendar year, 1975, in order to demonstrate Cartlandâs word factory in action. In that twelve months alone, Cartlandâs various publishers released twenty-five books, including several reprints of works from up to thirty years previously, given new titles and more modern covers â I have observed similar sleight of hand in the world of womenâs romance manga, where nobody expects the same readers to be around a generation later. But <em>someone</em> was reading them â housewives and schoolgirls, and, bizarrely, Libyaâs Colonel Gaddafi, who left a £50,000 deposit at Foyleâs to have her books forwarded to him in Tripoli.</p> 893 894 895 896<p class="wp-block-paragraph"><strong><em><a href="https://www.amazon.co.uk/Great-Dictator-Life-Barbara-Cartland/dp/1399715798/">The Great Dictator</a></em> by Matthew Sweet is available in bookshops now. <em>Ethel Brilliana: The Well-Travelled Mrs Alec-Tweedie</em> by Jonathan Clements is forthcoming from the History Press.</strong></p> 897 898 899 900<p class="wp-block-paragraph"></p> 901 </div><!-- .entry-content --> 902 903 <footer class="entry-meta"> 904 905 <span class="cat-links"> 906 <span class="entry-utility-prep entry-utility-prep-cat-links">Posted in</span> <a href="https://schoolgirlmilkycrisis.com/category/news/" rel="category tag">News</a> </span> 907 908 <span class="sep"> | </span> 909 <span class="tag-links"> 910 <span class="entry-utility-prep entry-utility-prep-tag-links">Tagged</span> <a href="https://schoolgirlmilkycrisis.com/tag/brilliana/" rel="tag">Brilliana</a> </span> 911 912 <span class="sep"> | </span> 913 <span class="comments-link"><a href="https://schoolgirlmilkycrisis.com/2026/09/14/pink-granite/#comments"><b>3</b> Replies</a></span> 914 915 </footer><!-- .entry-meta --> 916 </article><!-- #post-15606 --> 917 918 919 920 <article id="post-15596" class="post-15596 post type-post status-publish format-standard hentry category-news tag-china"> 921 <header class="entry-header"> 922 <h1 class="entry-title"><a href="https://schoolgirlmilkycrisis.com/2026/09/11/taroko-gorge/" rel="bookmark">Taroko Gorge</a></h1> 923 924 <div class="entry-meta"> 925 <span class="sep">Posted on </span><a href="https://schoolgirlmilkycrisis.com/2026/09/11/taroko-gorge/" title="6:16 am" rel="bookmark"><time class="entry-date" datetime="2026-09-11T06:16:15+01:00">September 11, 2026</time></a><span class="by-author"> <span class="sep"> by </span> <span class="author vcard"><a class="url fn n" href="https://schoolgirlmilkycrisis.com/author/ixarette/" title="View all posts by ixarette" rel="author">ixarette</a></span></span> </div><!-- .entry-meta --> 926 927 <div class="comments-link"> 928 <a href="https://schoolgirlmilkycrisis.com/2026/09/11/taroko-gorge/#comments">1</a> </div> 929 </header><!-- .entry-header --> 930 931 <div class="entry-content"> 932 933<figure class="wp-block-image size-large"><a href="https://schoolgirlmilkycrisis.com/wp-content/uploads/2026/09/taiwan_2009_hualien_taroko_gorge_temple_frd_6719.jpg"><img data-attachment-id="15597" data-permalink="https://schoolgirlmilkycrisis.com/2026/09/11/taroko-gorge/taiwan_2009_hualien_taroko_gorge_temple_frd_6719/" data-orig-file="https://schoolgirlmilkycrisis.com/wp-content/uploads/2026/09/taiwan_2009_hualien_taroko_gorge_temple_frd_6719.jpg" data-orig-size="762,404" data-comments-opened="1" data-image-meta="{"credit":"Fred Hsu","copyright":"Fred Hsu 2009"}" data-image-title="Taiwan_2009_HuaLien_Taroko_Gorge_Temple_FRD_6719" data-image-description="" data-image-caption="" data-large-file="https://schoolgirlmilkycrisis.com/wp-content/uploads/2026/09/taiwan_2009_hualien_taroko_gorge_temple_frd_6719.jpg?w=584" loading="lazy" width="762" height="404" src="https://schoolgirlmilkycrisis.com/wp-content/uploads/2026/09/taiwan_2009_hualien_taroko_gorge_temple_frd_6719.jpg?w=762" alt="" class="wp-image-15597" srcset="https://schoolgirlmilkycrisis.com/wp-content/uploads/2026/09/taiwan_2009_hualien_taroko_gorge_temple_frd_6719.jpg 762w, https://schoolgirlmilkycrisis.com/wp-content/uploads/2026/09/taiwan_2009_hualien_taroko_gorge_temple_frd_6719.jpg?w=150 150w, https://schoolgirlmilkycrisis.com/wp-content/uploads/2026/09/taiwan_2009_hualien_taroko_gorge_temple_frd_6719.jpg?w=300 300w" sizes="auto, (max-width: 762px) 100vw, 762px" /></a></figure> 934 935 936 937<p class="wp-block-paragraph">“The set outside looks unfamiliar. By which I mean that we are used to seeing the same buildings dressed, and redressed and reused in multiple movies shot on the Shaw Brothers backlot, but this is <em>not </em>a film by Shaw Brothers. Where are they getting that village from? If itâs not somewhere in Hong Kong, where is it?</p> 938 939 940<div class="wp-block-image"> 941<figure class="alignright size-large"><a href="https://schoolgirlmilkycrisis.com/wp-content/uploads/2026/09/tsugitaka_taroko_2sen_stamp.jpg"><img data-attachment-id="15599" data-permalink="https://schoolgirlmilkycrisis.com/2026/09/11/taroko-gorge/tsugitaka_taroko_2sen_stamp/" data-orig-file="https://schoolgirlmilkycrisis.com/wp-content/uploads/2026/09/tsugitaka_taroko_2sen_stamp.jpg" data-orig-size="311,520" data-comments-opened="1" data-image-meta="{"camera":"FinePix Viewer Ver.2.0"}" data-image-title="Tsugitaka_Taroko_2sen_stamp" data-image-description="" data-image-caption="" data-large-file="https://schoolgirlmilkycrisis.com/wp-content/uploads/2026/09/tsugitaka_taroko_2sen_stamp.jpg?w=311" loading="lazy" width="311" height="520" src="https://schoolgirlmilkycrisis.com/wp-content/uploads/2026/09/tsugitaka_taroko_2sen_stamp.jpg?w=311" alt="" class="wp-image-15599" srcset="https://schoolgirlmilkycrisis.com/wp-content/uploads/2026/09/tsugitaka_taroko_2sen_stamp.jpg 311w, https://schoolgirlmilkycrisis.com/wp-content/uploads/2026/09/tsugitaka_taroko_2sen_stamp.jpg?w=90 90w, https://schoolgirlmilkycrisis.com/wp-content/uploads/2026/09/tsugitaka_taroko_2sen_stamp.jpg?w=179 179w" sizes="auto, (max-width: 311px) 100v
941w, 311px" /></a></figure> 942</div> 943 944 945<p class="wp-block-paragraph">“Well, the answer is supplied as we ride off, because right there you can see a very distinctive gorge with a road thatâs been cut into the side of it. And that is not in Hong Kong at all. That is Taroko Gorge in eastern Taiwan, now known as Taroko National Park, one of a few river valleys to be cut through marble, and the sacred territory of the Truku people.</p> 946 947 948 949<p class="wp-block-paragraph">“So really it should be called Truku Gorge, but we use the pronunciation first established internationally when the place was a Japanese colony in the early 20th century. The thing about Taroko Gorge, is it, like everywhere else in Taiwan, has been subjected to a feverish renovation and rebuilding project since 1949, as the Kuomintang, the ruling Nationalist party, try to establish that Taiwan has always been part of China.</p> 950 951 952 953<p class="wp-block-paragraph">“So if anywhere is going to get little lion statues, and intricately carved fairy tale bridges, and little pagodas, shoved up in the 20 years before the film crew showed up, itâs Taroko Gorge, which is great. Because Lo Wei wants to make a film in a place that looks like China, and here we have the KMT shovelling as much cement as they can to oblige.”</p> 954 955 956 957<p class="wp-block-paragraph"><strong>From my commentary track to Arrow Films’ forthcoming Blu-ray release of Golden Harvest’s <em><a href="https://www.arrowfilms.com/p/blu-ray/the-blade-spares-none-the-hurricane-limited-edition-blu-ray/18017687/">The Hurricane</a></em>, drawing on the materials I used for my <em><a href="https://www.amazon.co.uk/Rebel-Island-Incredible-History-Taiwan/dp/1917189419/">Rebel Island: The Incredible History of Taiwan</a></em>. </strong></p> 958 </div><!-- .entry-content --> 959 960 <footer class="entry-meta"> 961 962 <span class="cat-links"> 963 <span class="entry-utility-prep entry-utility-prep-cat-links">Posted in</span> <a href="https://schoolgirlmilkycrisis.com/category/news/" rel="category tag">News</a> </span> 964 965 <span class="sep"> | </span> 966 <span class="tag-links"> 967 <span class="entry-utility-prep entry-utility-prep-tag-links">Tagged</span> <a href="https://schoolgirlmilkycrisis.com/tag/china/" rel="tag">China</a> </span> 968 969 <span class="sep"> | </span> 970 <span class="comments-link"><a href="https://schoolgirlmilkycrisis.com/2026/09/11/taroko-gorge/#comments"><b>1</b> Reply</a></span> 971 972 </footer><!-- .entry-meta --> 973 </article><!-- #post-15596 --> 974 975 976 977 <article id="post-15584" class="post-15584 post type-post status-publish format-standard hentry category-news tag-japan"> 978 <header class="entry-header"> 979 <h1 class="entry-title"><a href="https://schoolgirlmilkycrisis.com/2026/09/07/under-the-leaves/" rel="bookmark">Under the Leaves</a></h1> 980 981 <div class="entry-meta"> 982 <span class="sep">Posted on </span><a href="https://schoolgirlmilkycrisis.com/2026/09/07/under-the-leaves/" title="12:05 am" rel="bookmark"><time class="entry-date" datetime="2026-09-07T00:05:19+01:00">September 7, 2026</time></a><span class="by-author"> <span class="sep"> by </span> <span class="author vcard"><a class="url fn n" href="https://schoolgirlmilkycrisis.com/author/ixarette/" title="View all posts by ixarette" rel="author">ixarette</a></span></span> </div><!-- .entry-meta --> 983 984 <div class="comments-link"> 985 <a href="https://schoolgirlmilkycrisis.com/2026/09/07/under-the-leaves/#comments">2</a> </div> 986 </header><!-- .entry-header --> 987 988 <div class="entry-content"> 989 990<figure class="wp-block-image size-large"><a href="https://schoolgirlmilkycrisis.com/wp-content/uploads/2026/09/foyer.jpg"><img data-attachment-id="15585" data-permalink="https://schoolgirlmilkycrisis.com/2026/09/07/under-the-leaves/foyer/" data-orig-file="https://schoolgirlmilkycrisis.com/wp-content/uploads/2026/09/foyer.jpg" data-orig-size="676,393" data-comments-opened="1" data-image-title="foyer" data-image-description="" data-image-caption="" data-large-file="https://schoolgirlmilkycrisis.com/wp-content/uploads/2026/09/foyer.jpg?w=
990584" loading="lazy" width="676" height="393" src="https://schoolgirlmilkycrisis.com/wp-content/uploads/2026/09/foyer.jpg?w=676" alt="" class="wp-image-15585" srcset="https://schoolgirlmilkycrisis.com/wp-content/uploads/2026/09/foyer.jpg 676w, https://schoolgirlmilkycrisis.com/wp-content/uploads/2026/09/foyer.jpg?w=150 150w, https://schoolgirlmilkycrisis.com/wp-content/uploads/2026/09/foyer.jpg?w=300 300w" sizes="auto, (max-width: 676px) 100vw, 676px" /></a></figure> 991 992 993 994<p class="wp-block-paragraph">For a long time, it was believed that a folk tradition among Hokkaidoâs indigenous Ainu people was some race-memory of a forgotten genocide. The belief that there were <em>korpokkur</em> âlittle peopleâ whose unseen activities rustled the broad-leafed <em>fuki</em> plants (Japanese butterbur, a.k.a. sweet coltsfoot) were a kind of faery folk, hiding in the undergrowth from invaders who had displaced them.</p> 995 996 997 998<p class="wp-block-paragraph">Their effigies sit at the heart of Hakodateâs <a href="https://hokkaido-digital-museum.jp/en/facility/hakodate-city-museum-of-northern-peoples/">Museum of the Northern Peoples</a>, seemingly grown to human size, but really shrinking the human visitor to their level, to consider just for a moment how the world might look to the very small, like <em>The Borrowers</em>.</p> 999 1000 1001 1002<p class="wp-block-paragraph">But modern scholars have repeatedly changed their mind about the <em>korpokkur</em>. These days, it is widely believed that the <em>korpokkur</em> of Ainu mythology are an odd suppressed memories of the Ainuâs own past â a fairy tale told among modern Hokkaido city-dwellers about the people they used to be. Korpokkur legends thin out, the further north you go; they appear to have arisen as the Japanese infiltrated Hokkaido, and the Ainu began to associate themselves not with their old selves, the âpeople of the landâ (<em>yaunkur</em>), but with the new arrivals, the âpeople of the seaâ (<em>repunkur</em>).</p> 1003 1004 1005 1006<p class="wp-block-paragraph">Like all hauntings, they occasionally manifest in popular culture. Hokkaido gift shops are dripping with gnomish representations as dolls, fridge magnets and lucky gonks. In 1973, Sumitomo Life Insurance sponsored a 23-part anime series, <em>Adventures of Korobokkle</em> â when I put it on the slate for the <em><a href="https://www.amazon.co.uk/Anime-Encyclopedia-3rd-Revised-Animation/dp/1611720184/">Anime Encylopedia</a></em> twenty years ago, I was not familiar with Ainu orthography, hence the misspelling, although the book does note that it seemed to prefigure a much more famous moment in Japanese animation.</p> 1007 1008 1009 1010<figure class="wp-block-image size-large"><a href="https://schoolgirlmilkycrisis.com/wp-content/uploads/2026/09/aafd.jpg"><img data-attachment-id="15587" data-permalink="https://schoolgirlmilkycrisis.com/2026/09/07/under-the-leaves/aafd/" data-orig-file="https://schoolgirlmilkycrisis.com/wp-content/uploads/2026/09/aafd.jpg" data-orig-size="1000,628" data-comments-opened="1" data-image-title="aafd" data-image-description="" data-image-caption="" data-large-file="https://schoolgirlmilkycrisis.com/wp-content/uploads/2026/09/aafd.jpg?w=584" loading="lazy" width="1000" height="628" src="https://schoolgirlmilkycrisis.com/wp-content/uploads/2026/09/aafd.jpg?w=1000" alt="" class="wp-image-15587" srcset="https://schoolgirlmilkycrisis.com/wp-content/uploads/2026/09/aafd.jpg 1000w, https://schoolgirlmilkycrisis.com/wp-content/uploads/2026/09/aafd.jpg?w=150 150w, https://schoolgirlmilkycrisis.com/wp-content/uploads/2026/09/aafd.jpg?w=300 300w, https://schoolgirlmilkycrisis.com/wp-content/uploads/2026/09/aafd.jpg?w=768 768w" sizes="auto, (max-width: 1000px) 100vw, 1000px" /></a></figure> 1011 1012 1013 1014<p class="wp-block-paragraph">Hayao Miyazakiâs <em>My Neighbour Totoro</em> is riddled with references to the forgotten beliefs of marginalised peoples. Like his later <em>Princess Mononoke</em>, it is seeped in alternate pathways in Japanese history. We see Jomon pottery scattered at the entrance to Totoroâs sacred tree, itself a relic of long-gone camphor forests. Jizo statues lurk discreetly in the background as Mei wanders the countryside, hinting that there is no danger, because this child is under divine protection. And when Totoro himself shows up at the iconic bus stop, he, too, carries the marks of ancient traditions, wearing a <em>fuki</em> leaf on his head.</p> 1015 1016 1017 1018<p class="wp-block-paragraph">It is a wonderful moment of artistic playfulness â the least convincing of all âlittle peopleâ, like an elephant wearing a man-sized baseball cap. But that is Totoro all over: a symbol of ancient, numinous power, manifesting to the children as a fat, cuddly teddy bear, his ominous, fixed Cheshire Cat grin and his obvious claws only unsettling to adults.</p> 1019 1020 1021 1022<p class="wp-block-paragraph">âOnly when you are a child,â says the theme song, âwill he appear to you.â</p> 1023 1024 1025 1026<p class="wp-block-paragraph"><strong>Jonathan Clements is the author of <em><a href="https://www.amazon.co.uk/Japans-Anime-Revolution-Animated-Changed/dp/4805319240/">Japanâs Anime Revolution: Twenty Animated Films That Changed the World</a></em>.</strong></p> 1027 </div><!-- .entry-content --> 1028 1029 <footer class="entry-meta"> 1030 1031 <span class="cat-links"> 1032 <span class="entry-utility-prep entry-utility-prep-cat-links">Posted in</span> <a href="https://schoolgirlmilkycrisis.com/category/news/" rel="category tag">News</a> </span> 1033 1034 <span class="sep"> | </span> 1035 <span class="tag-links"> 1036 <span class="entry-utility-prep entry-utility-prep-tag-links">Tagged</span> <a href="https://schoolgirlmilkycrisis.com/tag/japan/" rel="tag">Japan</a> </span> 1037 1038 <span class="sep"> | </span> 1039 <span class="comments-link"><a href="https://schoolgirlmilkycrisis.com/2026/09/07/under-the-leaves/#comments"><b>2</b> Replies</a></span> 1040 1041 </footer><!-- .entry-meta --> 1042 </article><!-- #post-15584 --> 1043 1044 1045 1046 <article id="post-15575" class="post-15575 post type-post status-publish format-standard hentry category-news tag-japan"> 1047 <header class="entry-header"> 1048 <h1 class="entry-title"><a href="https://schoolgirlmilkycrisis.com/2026/09/04/hakodate-tartan/" rel="bookmark">Hakodate Tartan</a></h1> 1049 1050 <div class="entry-meta"> 1051 <span class="sep">Posted on </span><a href="https://schoolgirlmilkycrisis.com/2026/09/04/hakodate-tartan/" title="8:06 am" rel="bookmark"><time class="entry-date" datetime="2026-09-04T08:06:36+01:00">September 4, 2026</time></a><span class="by-author"> <span class="sep"> by </span> <span class="author vcard"><a class="url fn n" href="https://schoolgirlmilkycrisis.com/author/ixarette/" title="View all posts by ixarette" rel="author">ixarette</a></span></span> </div><!-- .entry-meta --> 1052 1053 <div class="comments-link"> 1054 <a href="https://schoolgirlmilkycrisis.com/2026/09/04/hakodate-tartan/#respond"><span class="leave-reply">Reply</span></a> </div> 1055 </header><!-- .entry-header --> 1056 1057 <div class="entry-content"> 1058 1059<figure class="wp-block-image size-large"><a href="https://schoolgirlmilkycrisis.com/wp-content/uploads/2026/09/791465597_10165570889648054_8603376490393746295_n.jpg"><img data-attachment-id="15576" data-permalink="https://schoolgirlmilkycrisis.com/2026/09/04/hakodate-tartan/791465597_10165570889648054_8603376490393746295_n/" data-orig-file="https://schoolgirlmilkycrisis.com/wp-content/uploads/2026/09/791465597_10165570889648054_8603376490393746295_n.jpg" data-orig-size="1714,800" data-comments-opened="1" data-image-title="791465597_10165570889648054_8603376490393746295_n" data-image-description="" data-image-caption="" data-large-file="https://schoolgirlmilkycrisis.com/wp-content/uploads/2026/09/791465597_10165570889648054_8603376490393746295_n.jpg?w=584" loading="lazy" width="1024" height="477" src="https://schoolgirlmilkycrisis.com/wp-content/uploads/2026/09/791465597_10165570889648054_8603376490393746295_n.jpg?w=1024" alt="" class="wp-image-15576" srcset="https://schoolgirlmilkycrisis.com/wp-content/uploads/2026/09/791465597_10165570889648054_8603376490393746295_n.jpg?w=1024 1024
1059w, https://schoolgirlmilkycrisis.com/wp-content/uploads/2026/09/791465597_10165570889648054_8603376490393746295_n.jpg?w=150 150w, https://schoolgirlmilkycrisis.com/wp-content/uploads/2026/09/791465597_10165570889648054_8603376490393746295_n.jpg?w=300 300w, https://schoolgirlmilkycrisis.com/wp-content/uploads/2026/09/791465597_10165570889648054_8603376490393746295_n.jpg?w=768 768w, https://schoolgirlmilkycrisis.com/wp-content/uploads/2026/09/791465597_10165570889648054_8603376490393746295_n.jpg?w=1440 1440w, https://schoolgirlmilkycrisis.com/wp-content/uploads/2026/09/791465597_10165570889648054_8603376490393746295_n.jpg 1714w" sizes="auto, (max-width: 1024px) 100vw, 1024px" /></a></figure> 1060 1061 1062 1063<p class="wp-block-paragraph">Ever since I first visited Hakodate, gathering materials on its ill-fated Republic of Ezo, I have loved the city. It has a certain resemblance to my native Southend on Sea, but also a bunch of craziness. There’s the locals’ odd obsession with pretty-boy vigilante Toshizo Hijikata, shown on contemporary T-shirts fighting a giant squid for some reason, and celebrated in a blue-and-white slushy that imitates the colours of his lynch mob, the Shinsengumi.</p> 1064 1065 1066<div class="wp-block-image"> 1067<figure class="alignright size-large"><a href="https://schoolgirlmilkycrisis.com/wp-content/uploads/2026/09/logo.jpg"><img data-attachment-id="15581" data-permalink="https://schoolgirlmilkycrisis.com/2026/09/04/hakodate-tartan/logo/" data-orig-file="https://schoolgirlmilkycrisis.com/wp-content/uploads/2026/09/logo.jpg" data-orig-size="163,174" data-comments-opened="1" data-image-title="logo" data-image-description="" data-image-caption="" data-large-file="https://schoolgirlmilkycrisis.com/wp-content/uploads/2026/09/logo.jpg?w=163" loading="lazy" width="163" height="174" src="https://schoolgirlmilkycrisis.com/wp-content/uploads/2026/09/logo.jpg?w=163" alt="" class="wp-image-15581" srcset="https://schoolgirlmilkycrisis.com/wp-content/uploads/2026/09/logo.jpg 163w, https://schoolgirlmilkycrisis.com/wp-content/uploads/2026/09/logo.jpg?w=141 141w" sizes="auto, (max-width: 163px) 100vw, 163px" /></a></figure> 1068</div> 1069 1070 1071<p class="wp-block-paragraph">There’s the town’s weird Foreigners’ Cemetery, with all the stories implicit in the headstones of sailors and entrepreneurs far from home at one of the first Treaty Ports, just up the hill from a Monument to Local Prostitutes. There’s the Old Town Hall, which inevitably comes scattered with Japanese women of a certain age, cosplaying as Victorian aristocrats. And as I discovered to my cost (about ten thousand yen), it now has a town tartan, registered with the Scottish Register of Tartans in 2024.</p> 1072 1073 1074 1075<p class="wp-block-paragraph">“This design is intended to reflect the city and its location including the ridgeline of Mt. Hakodate and the curves of the Port. Colours: red is intended to symbolise the red brick warehouses and the tram trains; dark blue for the Tsugaru Strait; light grey for the winter snow in the city and sepia for squid ink.”</p> 1076 </div><!-- .entry-content --> 1077 1078 <footer class="entry-meta"> 1079 1080 <span class="cat-links"> 1081 <span class="entry-utility-prep entry-utility-prep-cat-links">Posted in</span> <a href="https://schoolgirlmilkycrisis.com/category/news/" rel="category tag">News</a> </span> 1082 1083 <span class="sep"> | </span> 1084 <span class="tag-links"> 1085 <span class="entry-utility-prep entry-utility-prep-tag-links">Tagged</span> <a href="https://schoolgirlmilkycrisis.com/tag/japan/" rel="tag">Japan</a> </span> 1086 1087 <span class="sep"> | </span> 1088 <span class="comments-link"><a href="https://schoolgirlmilkycrisis.com/2026/09/04/hakodate-tartan/#respond"><span class="leave-reply">Leave a reply</span></a></span> 1089 1090 </footer><!-- .entry-meta --> 1091 </article><!-- #post-15575 --> 1092 1093 1094 1095 <article id="post-15570" class="post-15570 post type-post status-publish format-standard hentry category-news tag-anime"> 1096 <header class="entry-header"> 1097 <h1 class="entry-title"><a href="https://schoolgirlmilkycrisis.com/2026/08/26/the-worlds-of-iria/" rel="bookmark">The Worlds of Iria</a></h1> 1098 1099 <div class="entry-meta"> 1100 <span class="sep">Posted on </span><a href="https://schoolgirlmilkycrisis.com/2026/08/26/the-worlds-of-iria/" title="1:39 pm" rel="bookmark"><time class="entry-date" datetime="2026-08-26T13:39:16+01:00">August 26, 2026</time></a><span class="by-author"> <span class="sep"> by </span> <span class="author vcard"><a class="url fn n" href="https://schoolgirlmilkycrisis.com/author/ixarette/" title="View all posts by ixarette" rel="author">ixarette</a></span></span> </div><!-- .entry-meta --> 1101 1102 <div class="comments-link"> 1103 <a href="https://schoolgirlmilkycrisis.com/2026/08/26/the-worlds-of-iria/#respond"><span class="leave-reply">Reply</span></a> </div> 1104 </header><!-- .entry-header --> 1105 1106 <div class="entry-content"> 1107 1108<figure class="wp-block-image size-large"><a href="https://schoolgirlmilkycrisis.com/wp-content/uploads/2026/08/iria1.webp"><img data-attachment-id="15571" data-permalink="https://schoolgirlmilkycrisis.com/2026/08/26/the-worlds-of-iria/iria1/" data-orig-file="https://schoolgirlmilkycrisis.com/wp-content/uploads/2026/08/iria1.webp" data-orig-size="1200,675" data-comments-opened="1" data-image-title="iria1" data-image-description="" data-image-caption="" data-large-file="https://schoolgirlmilkycrisis.com/wp-content/uploads/2026/08/iria1.webp?w=584" loading="lazy" width="1024" height="576" src="https://schoolgirlmilkycrisis.com/wp-content/uploads/2026/08/iria1.webp?w=1024" alt="" class="wp-image-15571" srcset="https://schoolgirlmilkycrisis.com/wp-content/uploads/2026/08/iria1.webp?w=1024 1024
1108w, https://schoolgirlmilkycrisis.com/wp-content/uploads/2026/08/iria1.webp?w=150 150w, https://schoolgirlmilkycrisis.com/wp-content/uploads/2026/08/iria1.webp?w=300 300w, https://schoolgirlmilkycrisis.com/wp-content/uploads/2026/08/iria1.webp?w=768 768w, https://schoolgirlmilkycrisis.com/wp-content/uploads/2026/08/iria1.webp 1200w" sizes="auto, (max-width: 1024px) 100vw, 1024px" /></a></figure> 1109 1110 1111 1112<p class="wp-block-paragraph">“The <em>Iria</em> animation was both popular <em>and</em> obscure. Representatives for one US anime company went on the record to say that it had proved so popular on pirate video that they no longer thought there would be a market for it in the US.”</p> 1113 1114 1115 1116<p class="wp-block-paragraph"><strong>Over at my <em>Behind the Screens</em> column at <a href="https://mediaocd.com/the-worlds-of-iria/">Media OC</a>D, I write up Keita Amemiya’s <em>Zeiram </em>and <em>Iria</em>. </strong></p> 1117 </div><!-- .entry-content --> 1118 1119 <footer class="entry-meta"> 1120 1121 <span class="cat-links"> 1122 <span class="entry-utility-prep entry-utility-prep-cat-links">Posted in</span> <a href="https://schoolgirlmilkycrisis.com/category/news/" rel="category tag">News</a> </span> 1123 1124 <span class="sep"> | </span> 1125 <span class="tag-links"> 1126 <span class="entry-utility-prep entry-utility-prep-tag-links">Tagged</span> <a href="https://schoolgirlmilkycrisis.com/tag/anime/" rel="tag">anime</a> </span> 1127 1128 <span class="sep"> | </span> 1129 <span class="comments-link"><a href="https://schoolgirlmilkycrisis.com/2026/08/26/the-worlds-of-iria/#respond"><span class="leave-reply">Leave a reply</span></a></span> 1130 1131 </footer><!-- .entry-meta --> 1132 </article><!-- #post-15570 --> 1133 1134 1135 <nav id="nav-below"> 1136 <h3 class="assistive-text">Post navigation</h3> 1137 <div class="nav-previous"><a href="https://schoolgirlmilkycrisis.com/category/news/page/2/" ><span class="meta-nav">←</span> Older posts</a></div> 1138 <div class="nav-next"></div> 1139 </nav><!-- #nav-above --> 1140 1141 1142 </div><!-- #content --> 1143 </section><!-- #primary --> 1144 1145 <div id="secondary" class="widget-area" role="complementary"> 1146 <aside id="pages-2" class="widget widget_pages"><h3 class="widget-title">Pages</h3> 1147 <ul> 1148 <li class="page_item page-item-4"><a href="https://schoolgirlmilkycrisis.com/about/">About Jonathan Clements</a></li> 1149<li class="page_item page-item-15473"><a href="https://schoolgirlmilkycrisis.com/clementaries/">Commentary Tracks</a></li> 1150<li class="page_item page-item-8621"><a href="https://schoolgirlmilkycrisis.com/speaking/">Speaking Engagements</a></li> 1151 </ul> 1152 1153 </aside> 1154 <aside id="recent-posts-3" class="widget widget_recent_entries"> 1155 <h3 class="widget-title">Recent Posts</h3> 1156 <ul> 1157 <li> 1158 <a href="https://schoolgirlmilkycrisis.com/2026/10/01/magistrate-martta-1943/">Magistrate Martta (1943)</a> 1159 </li> 1160 <li> 1161 <a href="https://schoolgirlmilkycrisis.com/2026/09/28/the-fall-of-the-ming-dynasty/">Death by a Thousand Haircuts</a> 1162 </li> 1163 <li> 1164 <a href="https://schoolgirlmilkycrisis.com/2026/09/24/the-shoguns-coming-in-may-2027/">The Shoguns (coming in May 2027)</a> 1165 </li> 1166 <li> 1167 <a href="https://schoolgirlmilkycrisis.com/2026/09/21/junji-ito-collection/">Art of Junji Ito Collection</a> 1168 </li> 1169 <li> 1170 <a href="https://schoolgirlmilkycrisis.com/2026/09/16/ghost-money/">Ghost Money</a> 1171 </li> 1172 <li> 1173 <a href="https://schoolgirlmilkycrisis.com/2026/09/14/pink-granite/">Pink Granite</a> 1174 </li> 1175 <li> 1176 <a href="https://schoolgirlmilkycrisis.com/2026/09/11/taroko-gorge/">Taroko Gorge</a> 1177 </li> 1178 <li> 1179 <a href="https://schoolgirlmilkycrisis.com/2026/09/07/under-the-leaves/">Under the Leaves</a> 1180 </li> 1181 <li> 1182 <a href="https://schoolgirlmilkycrisis.com/2026/09/04/hakodate-tartan/">Hakodate Tartan</a> 1183 </li> 1184 <li> 1185 <a href="https://schoolgirlmilkycrisis.com/2026/08/26/the-worlds-of-iria/">The Worlds of Iria</a> 1186 </li> 1187 <li> 1188 <a href="https://schoolgirlmilkycrisis.com/2026/08/23/the-smugglers-1936/">The Smugglers (1936)</a> 1189 </li> 1190 <li> 1191 <a href="https://schoolgirlmilkycrisis.com/2026/08/10/envisioning-1644/">Envisioning 1644</a> 1192 </li> 1193 <li> 1194 <a href="https://schoolgirlmilkycrisis.com/2026/08/06/make-china-great-again/">Make China Great Again</a> 1195 </li> 1196 <li> 1197 <a href="https://schoolgirlmilkycrisis.com/2026/08/03/golgo-13-in-tehran/">Golgo 13 in Tehran</a> 1198 </li> 1199 <li> 1200 <a href="https://schoolgirlmilkycrisis.com/2026/07/30/born-a-healthy-girl-1943/">Born a Healthy Girl (1943)</a> 1201 </li> 1202 <li> 1203 <a href="https://schoolgirlmilkycrisis.com/2026/07/27/lost-rivers/">Lost Rivers</a> 1204 </li> 1205 <li> 1206 <a href="https://schoolgirlmilkycrisis.com/2026/07/23/taisho-troubles/">Taisho Troubles</a> 1207 </li> 1208 <li> 1209 <a href="https://schoolgirlmilkycrisis.com/2026/07/20/ping-pong/">Ping Pong</a> 1210 </li> 1211 <li> 1212 <a href="https://schoolgirlmilkycrisis.com/2026/07/16/objects-of-power/">Objects of Power</a> 1213 </li> 1214 </ul> 1215 1216 </aside>
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