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102					<td colspan="2" valign="top"><h3>The Ultimate Jew: Jackie Mason'sLast Broadway Show!!!</h3></td>
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108						<TD width="400px" valign="top" align="left"><p><span style="font-size: 7.5pt; color: black; font-family: Verdana;">This 2 CD set or&nbsp;80 minute DVD&nbsp;has Jackie's most recent show, currently playing in New York. No election year would be complete without the irascible, irreplaceable and incomparable Jackie Mason and his 8th and final one-man comedy tour de force, JACKIE MASON - THE ULTIMATE JEW.&nbsp; DVD includes exclusive back stage footage plus rare clips from Jackie's early TV appearances</span></p>
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114								<td>$30.00</td>
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120								<td>$25.00</td>
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151					<td colspan="2" valign="top"><h3>SCHMUCKS!: Our Favorite Fakes, Frauds, Lowlifes, Liars, the Armed and Dangerous, and Good Guys Gone Bad (Hardcover)</h3></td>
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157						<TD width="400px" valign="top" align="left">Jackie Mason, and his partner in crime, federal prosecutor and celebrity attorney Raoul Felder, go after America's lowlifes, scumbags, and everything else that really gets on their nerves. This book spares no one. Politicians, sports stars, celebrities, corporations, publishers, crossing guards—they're all fair game. If you are a scumbag, or just someone who Jackie and Raoul find annoying, there is a fair chance you are on the list.
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188					<td colspan="2" valign="top"><h3>Signed Copy of SCHMUCKS</h3></td>
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194						<TD width="400px" valign="top" align="left">Get a signed copy of Jackie's New Bestseller
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196$20
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227					<td colspan="2" valign="top"><h3>JACKIE MASON - A Night At The Opera</h3></td>
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233						<TD width="400px" valign="top" align="left">Enjoy a front row seat at the comedy event of the year as Jackie Mason, the undisputed King of stand-up comedy, entertains a capacity audience in the stunning surroundings of The Royal Opera House, London. The first comedian ever to be given the honor of playing in this distinguished venue, Jackie brings the house down with and hour and a half of his own, inimitable observations on life.
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270					<td colspan="2" valign="top"><h3>Freshly Squeezed</h3></td>
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276						<TD width="400px" valign="top" align="left">Jackie Mason debuts his 7th one-man comedy tour de force, Jackie Mason: Freshly Squeezed. The show focuses on, among other new topics, terrorism, status symbols, cell-phones, fearless leaders, critics and politics.
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330						<TD width="400px" valign="top" align="left">From his very first Broadway show in 1987, this hysterically funny tape is classic Jackie—a rip roaringly funny look at the world and politics, Jews and Gentiles and Beverly Hills.
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341								<td>$5.00</td>
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346								<td>$15.00</td>
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395						<TD width="400px" valign="top" align="left">Jackie's 6th Broadway show.
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449						<TD width="400px" valign="top" align="left">Film biography that includes rare clips of Jackie Mason's early routines on The Steve Allen Show, the famous Ed Sullivan Show incident, as well as excerpts from the World According to Me, Jackie Mason on Campus (recorded at Oxford University) and Jackie Mason 
449in Israel.
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461								<td>$25.00</td>
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466								<td>DVD</td>
467								<td>$20.00</td>
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472							  <TR><TD><A href="http://www.jackiemason.com/content.cfm?cntid=12" target="_link">Click here to order</A></TD></TR>
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498					<td colspan="2" valign="top"><h3>Jackie Mason's Fearless</h3></td>
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505<p>Jackie Mason at his usual best, fearless and unabashed. &nbsp;Filmed live at the the Keswick Theatre, this is Jackie's Original "One Man" show. &nbsp;Touring all over the United States and finishing in London's West End at the Wyndham's Theatre</p>
506<p>Available on:</p>
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513								<td>$10.00</td>
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518								<td>DVD</td>
519								<td>$15.00</td>
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524							  <TR><TD><A href="http://www.jackiemason.com/content.cfm?cntid=12" target="_link">Click here to order</A></TD></TR>
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527						<TD width="300px" valign="top" align="left"><img border="0" alt="Jackie Mason's Fearless" src="images/store/Fearless DVD thumbnail1.jpg">
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556						<TD width="400px" valign="top" align="left">Live recording from Jackie's popular one-man show with his hilarious takes on Clinton and all the politically incorrect topics that no one has the nerve to talk about and Jackie has the guts to say.
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567								<td>$5.00</td>
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571								<td>CD</td>
572								<td>$15.00</td>
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577							  <TR><TD><A href="http://www.jackiemason.com/content.cfm?cntid=12" target="_link">Click here to order</A></TD></TR>
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