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92 <TD style="line-height:1.8em;"><h1 style="font-family:Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; color:#EF4123; font-size:25px;">STORE</h1></TD> 93 </TR> 94 <TR> 95 <TD><BR></TD> 96 </TR> 97 98 <TR> 99 <TD> 100 <table width="600"> 101 <tr> 102 <td colspan="2" valign="top"><h3>The Ultimate Jew: Jackie Mason'sLast Broadway Show!!!</h3></td> 103 </tr> 104 <tr> 105 <td valign="top"> 106 <table width="700" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" border="0"> 107 <TR> 108 <TD width="400px" valign="top" align="left"><p><span style="font-size: 7.5pt; color: black; font-family: Verdana;">This 2 CD set or 80 minute DVD has Jackie's most recent show, currently playing in New York. No election year would be complete without the irascible, irreplaceable and incomparable Jackie Mason and his 8th and final one-man comedy tour de force, JACKIE MASON - THE ULTIMATE JEW. DVD includes exclusive back stage footage plus rare clips from Jackie's early TV appearances</span></p> 109 <table width="100%" border="0" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="0"> 110 <TR><TD> </TD></TR> 111 112 <tr> 113 <td>CD (Double)</td> 114 <td>$30.00</td> 115 </tr> 116 117 118 <tr> 119 <td>DVD</td> 120 <td>$25.00</td> 121 </tr> 122 123 124 <TR><TD> </TD></TR> 125 <TR><TD><A href="http://www.jackiemason.com/content.cfm?cntid=12" target="_link">Click here to order</A></TD></TR> 126 </table> 127 </TD> 128 <TD width="300px" valign="top" align="left"><img border="0" alt="The Ultimate Jew: Jackie Mason'sLast Broadway Show!!!" src="images/store/cd thumb(small).jpg"> 129 130 131 </TD> 132 </TR> 133 </table> 134 135 136 137 </td> 138 139 </tr> 140 <TR><TD><hr></TD></TR> 141 </table> 142 143 144 </TD> 145 </TR> 146 147 <TR> 148 <TD> 149 <table width="600"> 150 <tr> 151 <td colspan="2" valign="top"><h3>SCHMUCKS!: Our Favorite Fakes, Frauds, Lowlifes, Liars, the Armed and Dangerous, and Good Guys Gone Bad (Hardcover)</h3></td> 152 </tr> 153 <tr> 154 <td valign="top"> 155 <table width="700" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" border="0"> 156 <TR> 157 <TD width="400px" valign="top" align="left">Jackie Mason, and his partner in crime, federal prosecutor and celebrity attorney Raoul Felder, go after America's lowlifes, scumbags, and everything else that really gets on their nerves. This book spares no one. Politicians, sports stars, celebrities, corporations, publishers, crossing guardsâthey're all fair game. If you are a scumbag, or just someone who Jackie and Raoul find annoying, there is a fair chance you are on the list. 158 <table width="100%" border="0" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="0"> 159 <TR><TD> </TD></TR> 160 161 <TR><TD> </TD></TR> 162 <TR><TD><A href="http://www.amazon.com/Schmucks-Favorite-Frauds-Lowlifes-Dangerous/dp/0061126128/ref=pd_ybh_a_1/102-8565332-6615304" target="_link">Click here to order</A></TD></TR> 163 </table> 164 </TD> 165 <TD width="300px" valign="top" align="left"><img border="0" alt="SCHMUCKS!: Our Favorite Fakes, Frauds, Lowlifes, Liars, the Armed and Dangerous, and Good Guys Gone Bad (Hardcover)" src="images/store/sale-schmucks1.jpg"> 166 167 168 </TD> 169 </TR> 170 </table> 171 172 173 174 </td> 175 176 </tr> 177 <TR><TD><hr></TD></TR> 178 </table> 179 180 181 </TD> 182 </TR> 183 184 <TR> 185 <TD> 186 <table width="600"> 187 <tr> 188 <td colspan="2" valign="top"><h3>Signed Copy of SCHMUCKS</h3></td> 189 </tr> 190 <tr> 191 <td valign="top"> 192 <table width="700" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" border="0"> 193 <TR> 194 <TD width="400px" valign="top" align="left">Get a signed copy of Jackie's New Bestseller 195<BR> 196$20 197 <table width="100%" border="0" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="0"> 198 <TR><TD> </TD></TR> 199 200 <TR><TD> </TD></TR> 201 <TR><TD><A href="http://www.jackiemason.com/content.cfm?cntid=12" target="_link">Click here to order</A></TD></TR> 202 </table> 203 </TD> 204 <TD width="300px" valign="top" align="left"><img border="0" alt="Signed Copy of SCHMUCKS" src="images/store/sale-schmucksbur
204st.gif"> 205 206 207 </TD> 208 </TR> 209 </table> 210 211 212 213 </td> 214 215 </tr> 216 <TR><TD><hr></TD></TR> 217 </table> 218 219 220 </TD> 221 </TR> 222 223 <TR> 224 <TD> 225 <table width="600"> 226 <tr> 227 <td colspan="2" valign="top"><h3>JACKIE MASON - A Night At The Opera</h3></td> 228 </tr> 229 <tr> 230 <td valign="top"> 231 <table width="700" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" border="0"> 232 <TR> 233 <TD width="400px" valign="top" align="left">Enjoy a front row seat at the comedy event of the year as Jackie Mason, the undisputed King of stand-up comedy, entertains a capacity audience in the stunning surroundings of The Royal Opera House, London. The first comedian ever to be given the honor of playing in this distinguished venue, Jackie brings the house down with and hour and a half of his own, inimitable observations on life. 234 <table width="100%" border="0" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="0"> 235 <TR><TD> </TD></TR> 236 237 <tr> 238 <td>DVD</td> 239 <td>$20.00</td> 240 </tr> 241 242 243 <TR><TD> </TD></TR> 244 <TR><TD><A href="http://www.jackiemason.com/content.cfm?cntid=12" target="_link">Click here to order</A></TD></TR> 245 </table> 246 </TD> 247 <TD width="300px" valign="top" align="left"><img border="0" alt="JACKIE MASON - A Night At The Opera" src="images/store/sale-opera.jpg"> 248 249 250 </TD> 251 </TR> 252 </table> 253 254 255 256 </td> 257 258 </tr> 259 <TR><TD><hr></TD></TR> 260 </table> 261 262 263 </TD> 264 </TR> 265 266 <TR> 267 <TD> 268 <table width="600"> 269 <tr> 270 <td colspan="2" valign="top"><h3>Freshly Squeezed</h3></td> 271 </tr> 272 <tr> 273 <td valign="top"> 274 <table width="700" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" border="0"> 275 <TR> 276 <TD width="400px" valign="top" align="left">Jackie Mason debuts his 7th one-man comedy tour de force, Jackie Mason: Freshly Squeezed. The show focuses on, among other new topics, terrorism, status symbols, cell-phones, fearless leaders, critics and politics. 277 278<br> 279<br> 280Available on: 281<br> 282 <table width="100%" border="0" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="0"> 283 <TR><TD> </TD></TR> 284 285 <tr> 286 <td>CD</td> 287 <td>$25.00</td> 288 </tr> 289 290 291 <tr> 292 <td>DVD</td> 293 <td>$25.00</td> 294 </tr> 295 296 297 <TR><TD> </TD></TR> 298 <TR><TD><A href="http://www.jackiemason.com/content.cfm?cntid=12" target="_link">Click here to order</A></TD></TR> 299 </table> 300 </TD> 301 <TD width="300px" valign="top" align="left"><img border="0" alt="Freshly Squeezed" src="images/store/sale-squeezed.jpg"> 302 303 304 </TD> 305 </TR> 306 </table> 307 308 309 310 </td> 311 312 </tr> 313 <TR><TD><hr></TD></TR> 314 </table> 315 316 317 </TD> 318 </TR> 319 320 <TR> 321 <TD> 322 <table width="600"> 323 <tr> 324 <td colspan="2" valign="top"><h3>The World According to Me!</h3></td> 325 </tr> 326 <tr> 327 <td valign="top"> 328 <table width="700" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" border="0"> 329 <TR> 330 <TD width="400px" valign="top" align="left">From his very first Broadway show in 1987, this hysterically funny tape is classic Jackieâa rip roaringly funny look at the world and politics, Jews and Gentiles and Beverly Hills. 331 332<br> 333<br> 334Available on: 335<br> 336 <table width="100%" border="0" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="0"> 337 <TR><TD> </TD></TR> 338 339 <tr> 340 <td>Audio Cassette</td> 341 <td>$5.00</td> 342 </tr> 343 344 <tr> 345 <td>CD</td> 346 <td>$15.00</td> 347 </tr> 348 349 350 <tr> 351 <td>VHS (Limited Stock)</td> 352 <td>$25.00</td> 353 </tr> 354 355 356 <tr> 357 <td>DVD</td> 358 <td>$20.00</td> 359 </tr> 360 361 362 <TR><TD> </TD></TR> 363 <TR><TD><A href="http://www.jackiemason.com/content.cfm?cntid=12" target="_link">Click here to order</A></TD></TR> 364 </table> 365 </TD> 366 <TD width="300px" valign="top" align="left"><img border="0" alt="The World According to Me!" src="images/store/sale-worldaccord.jpg"> 367 368 369 </TD> 370 </TR> 371 </table> 372 373 374 375 </td> 376 377 </tr> 378 <TR><TD><hr></TD></TR> 379 </table> 380 381 382 </TD> 383 </TR> 384 385 <TR> 386 <TD> 387 <table width="600"> 388 <tr> 389 <td colspan="2" valign="top"><h3>Prune Danish</h3></td> 390 </tr> 391 <tr> 392 <td valign="top"> 393 <table width="700" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" border="0"> 394 <TR> 395 <TD width="400px" valign="top" align="left">Jackie's 6th Broadway show. 396 397<br> 398<br> 399Available on: 400<br> 401 <table width="100%" border="0" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="0"> 402 <TR><TD> </TD></TR> 403 404 <tr> 405 <td>Audio Cassette (Double)</td> 406 <td>$10.00</td> 407 </tr> 408 409 410 <tr> 411 <td>CD (Double)</td> 412 <td>$15.00</td> 413 </tr> 414 415 416 <TR><TD> </TD></TR> 417 <TR><TD><A href="http://www.jackiemason.com/content.cfm?cntid=12" target="_link">Click here to order</A></TD></TR> 418 </table> 419 </TD> 420 <TD width="300px" valign="top" align="left"><img border="0" alt="Prune Danish" src="images/store/sale-prunedanish.gif"> 421 422 423 </TD> 424 </TR> 425 </table> 426 427 428 429 </td> 430 431 </tr> 432 <TR><TD><hr></TD></TR> 433 </table> 434 435 436 </TD> 437 </TR> 438 439 <TR> 440 <TD> 441 <table width="600"> 442 <tr> 443 <td colspan="2" valign="top"><h3>An Equal Opportunity Offender</h3></td> 444 </tr> 445 <tr> 446 <td valign="top"> 447 <table width="700" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" border="0"> 448 <TR> 449 <TD width="400px" valign="top" align="left">Film biography that includes rare clips of Jackie Mason's early routines on The Steve Allen Show, the famous Ed Sullivan Show incident, as well as excerpts from the World According to Me, Jackie Mason on Campus (recorded at Oxford University) and Jackie Mason
449in Israel. 450 451<br> 452<br> 453Available on: 454<br> 455 456 <table width="100%" border="0" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="0"> 457 <TR><TD> </TD></TR> 458 459 <tr> 460 <td>VHS (Limited Stock)</td> 461 <td>$25.00</td> 462 </tr> 463 464 465 <tr> 466 <td>DVD</td> 467 <td>$20.00</td> 468 </tr> 469 470 471 <TR><TD> </TD></TR> 472 <TR><TD><A href="http://www.jackiemason.com/content.cfm?cntid=12" target="_link">Click here to order</A></TD></TR> 473 </table> 474 </TD> 475 <TD width="300px" valign="top" align="left"><img border="0" alt="An Equal Opportunity Offender" src="images/store/sale-equalopp2.jpg"> 476 477 478 </TD> 479 </TR> 480 </table> 481 482 483 484 </td> 485 486 </tr> 487 <TR><TD><hr></TD></TR> 488 </table> 489 490 491 </TD> 492 </TR> 493 494 <TR> 495 <TD> 496 <table width="600"> 497 <tr> 498 <td colspan="2" valign="top"><h3>Jackie Mason's Fearless</h3></td> 499 </tr> 500 <tr> 501 <td valign="top"> 502 <table width="700" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" border="0"> 503 <TR> 504 <TD width="400px" valign="top" align="left"><p> </p> 505<p>Jackie Mason at his usual best, fearless and unabashed. Filmed live at the the Keswick Theatre, this is Jackie's Original "One Man" show. Touring all over the United States and finishing in London's West End at the Wyndham's Theatre</p> 506<p>Available on:</p> 507<p> </p> 508 <table width="100%" border="0" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="0"> 509 <TR><TD> </TD></TR> 510 511 <tr> 512 <td>CD</td> 513 <td>$10.00</td> 514 </tr> 515 516 517 <tr> 518 <td>DVD</td> 519 <td>$15.00</td> 520 </tr> 521 522 523 <TR><TD> </TD></TR> 524 <TR><TD><A href="http://www.jackiemason.com/content.cfm?cntid=12" target="_link">Click here to order</A></TD></TR> 525 </table> 526 </TD> 527 <TD width="300px" valign="top" align="left"><img border="0" alt="Jackie Mason's Fearless" src="images/store/Fearless DVD thumbnail1.jpg"> 528 529 530 </TD> 531 </TR> 532 </table> 533 534 535 536 </td> 537 538 </tr> 539 <TR><TD><hr></TD></TR> 540 </table> 541 542 543 </TD> 544 </TR> 545 546 <TR> 547 <TD> 548 <table width="600"> 549 <tr> 550 <td colspan="2" valign="top"><h3>Politically Incorrect</h3></td> 551 </tr> 552 <tr> 553 <td valign="top"> 554 <table width="700" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" border="0"> 555 <TR> 556 <TD width="400px" valign="top" align="left">Live recording from Jackie's popular one-man show with his hilarious takes on Clinton and all the politically incorrect topics that no one has the nerve to talk about and Jackie has the guts to say. 557 558<br> 559<br> 560Available on: 561<br> 562 <table width="100%" border="0" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="0"> 563 <TR><TD> </TD></TR> 564 565 <tr> 566 <td>Audio Cassette</td> 567 <td>$5.00</td> 568 </tr> 569 570 <tr> 571 <td>CD</td> 572 <td>$15.00</td> 573 </tr> 574 575 576 <TR><TD> </TD></TR> 577 <TR><TD><A href="http://www.jackiemason.com/content.cfm?cntid=12" target="_link">Click here to order</A></TD></TR> 578 </table> 579 </TD> 580 <TD width="300px" valign="top" align="left"><img border="0" alt="Politically Incorrect" src="images/store/sale-polincorrect.gif"> 581 582 583 </TD> 584 </TR> 585 </table> 586 587 588 589 </td> 590 591 </tr> 592 <TR><TD><hr></TD></TR> 593 </table> 594 595 596 </TD> 597 </TR> 598 599</TABLE> 600 601 602<!-- footer begin --> 603</td> 604 <td valign="top" align="left" width="26px"><img src="images/trans.gif" width="26" height="600"></td> 605 </tr> 606 </table> 607 608 </td> 609 </tr> 610 <tr> 611 <td> 612 613 <table width="100%" border="0" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="0"> 614 <tr> 615 <td valign="top" align="left" width="26"><img src="images/trans.gif" width="26" height="20"></td> 616 <td bgcolor="#000000" align="center"><a class="nav" href="content.cfm?cntid=1">All About…</a> <span class="navline">|</span> 617<a class="nav" href="content.cfm?cntid=2">The Jackie Mason Show</a> <span class="navline">|</span> 618<a class="nav" href="content.cfm?cntid=3">The Ultimate Jew</a> <span class="navline">|</span> 619 620<a class="nav" href="download.cfm">Downloads</a> <span class="navline">|</span> 621<a class="nav" href="store.cfm">Store</a> <span class="navline">|</span> 622<a class="nav" href="contact.cfm">Contact </a> 623 624 625</td> 626 <td valign="top" align="left" width="26"><img src="images/trans.gif" width="26" height="20"></td> 627 </tr> 628 <tr> 629 <td valign="top" align="left" width="26"><img src="images/trans.gif" width="26" height="20"></td> 630 <td valign="top" align="left" width="955"><img src="images/full_footer.gif" width="955"></td> 631 <td valign="top" align="left" width="26"><img src="images/trans.gif" width="26" height="20"></td> 632 </tr> 633 </table> 634</td> 635 </tr> 636</table> 637 638
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