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Inquire within.</FONT></FONT> 47%% 48<FONT FACE="Arial Black"><FONT SIZE=+1>DDT Digest: The only pro wrestling website where the webmaster was there in the arena to see Robocop save Sting.</FONT></FONT> 49%% 50<FONT FACE="Arial Black"><FONT SIZE=+1>DDT Digest: All of our writers are graduates of Warrior University.</FONT></FONT> 51%% 52<FONT FACE="Arial Black"><FONT SIZE=+1>DDT Digest: We couldn't see Warrior in the mirror, either.</FONT></FONT> 53%% 54<FONT FACE="Arial Black"><FONT SIZE=+1>DDT Digest: Remember all the fake Stings at Halloween Havoc '97? That was us!!!</FONT></FONT> 55%% 56<FONT FACE="Arial Black"><FONT SIZE=+1>DDT Digest: We failed the tryouts for Piper's Family.</FONT></FONT> 57%% 58<IMG SRC="updates/pictures/1998092m013.jpg"><BR> 59<FONT SIZE=-1>"This booking makes me want to..."</FONT> 60%% 61<IMG SRC="updates/pictures/1998033t017.jpg"><BR> 62<FONT SIZE=-1>"Put him outside!! He's messing the carpet again!!!"</FONT> 63%% 64<IMG SRC="updates/pictures/1998041s006.jpg"><BR> 65<FONT SIZE=-1>Begging the question...did Glacier suck, or blow?</FONT> 66%% 67<IMG SRC="updates/pictures/1998041m013.jpg"><BR> 68<FONT SIZE=-1>We're politically correct...by comparison</FONT> 69%% 70<IMG SRC="updates/pictures/1998042m021.jpg"><BR> 71<FONT SIZE=-1>Proof that rumors of steroids diminishing mental capacity are unfounded</FONT> 72%% 73<IMG SRC="updates/pictures/1998043s021.jpg"><BR> 74<FONT SIZE=-1>"I can't get no..."</FONT> 75%% 76<IMG SRC="updates/pictures/1998043m039.jpg"><BR> 77<FONT SIZE=-1>"Your thoughts...become my thoughts"</FONT> 78%% 79<IMG SRC="updates/pictures/1998044m023.jpg"><BR> 80<FONT SIZE=-1><A HREF="updates/sounds/luger.wav" volume="100%">"Peek-a-boo!"</A></FONT> 81%% 82<IMG SRC="updates/pictures/1998061t011.jpg"><BR> 83<FONT SIZE=-1>No comment</FONT> 84%% 85<IMG SRC="updates/pictures/1998063m031.jpg"><BR> 86<FONT SIZE=-1>We've replaced Kevin Nash's Odor Eaters with a three-week-old fish.<BR> 87Let's see if Stevie Ray can tell the difference.</FONT> 88%% 89<IMG SRC="updates/pictures/1998063t006.jpg"><BR> 90<FONT SIZE=-1>"I'm warning you...this is a non-smoking website!"</FONT> 91%% 92<IMG SRC="updates/pictures/1998072m107.jpg"><BR> 93<FONT SIZE=-1>Well, we warned him about Pat Patterson.</FONT> 94%% 95<IMG SRC="updates/pictures/1998072m111.jpg"><BR> 96<FONT SIZE=-1>Spice is DDT Digest tested, DDT Digest approved!<BR> 97Well...approved, anyway.</FONT> 98%% 99<IMG SRC="updates/pictures/1998073t005.jpg"><BR> 100<FONT SIZE=-1>Unfortunately, Internic has reposessed this website</FONT> 101%% 102<FONT FACE="Arial Black"><FONT SIZE=+1>Suffering from the Armstrong Curse since October, 1996</FONT></FONT> 103%% 104<IMG SRC="updates/pictures/1998074m003.jpg"><BR> 105<FONT SIZE=-1>Ribbit!</FONT> 106%% 107<IMG SRC="updates/pictures/1998082m002.jpg"><BR> 108<FONT SIZE=-1>"Well, that's the last time I have beans for dinner...uh, guys?"</FONT> 109%% 110<IMG SRC="updates/pictures/1998084w001.jpg"> 111%% 112<IMG SRC="updates/pictures/1998091t009.jpg"><BR> 113<FONT SIZE=-1>"And <I>that's</I> for re-signing Hogan!"</FONT> 114%% 115<IMG SRC="updates/pictures/1998091t010.jpg"><BR> 116<FONT SIZE=-1>Another satisfied customer of laser eye surgery</FONT> 117%% 118<IMG SRC="updates/pictures/1998092m008.jpg"><BR> 119<FONT SIZE=-1>Double your pleasure, double your fun...</FONT> 120%% 121<IMG SRC="updates/pictures/1998101m003.jpg"><BR> 122<FONT SIZE=-1>He's looking for the ratings, since that's where they've gone</FONT> 123%% 124<IMG SRC="updates/pictures/1998102m005.jpg"><BR> 125<FONT SIZE=-1>"Seriously, it's just eating the right foods and working out every other day..."</FONT> 126%% 127<IMG SRC="updates/pictures/1998102t004.jpg"><BR> 128<FONT SIZE=-1>Wet Willie!</FONT> 129%% 130<IMG SRC="updates/pictures/1998103p013.jpg"><BR> 131<FONT SIZE=-1>Well, Nitro can't be any worse this week</FONT> 132%% 133<IMG SRC="updates/pictures/1998105s002.jpg"><BR> 134<FONT SIZE=-1>Is DDT Digest the best? The eyes have it!</FONT> 135%% 136<IMG SRC="updates/pictures/1998113b004.jpg"> <IMG SRC="updates/pictures/1998113b003.jpg"><BR> 137<FONT SIZE=-1>You'll wonder where the yellow went when you brush your teeth with Pepsodent</FONT> 138%% 139<IMG SRC="updates/pictures/1998121m002.jpg"><BR> 140<FONT SIZE=-1>Is DDT Digest the best? The eyes have it!</FONT> 141%% 142<IMG SRC="updates/pictures/1998124m002.jpg"><BR> 143<FONT SIZE=-1>DDT Digest: Our writers would give you the shirt off their back</FONT> 144%% 145<IMG SRC="updates/pictures/1999012m003.jpg"><BR> 146<FONT SIZE=-1>If only it were the booking sheets instead of Pepe</FONT> 147%% 148<IMG SRC="updates/pictures/1999012t004.jpg"><BR> 149<FONT SIZE=-1>We're the website that makes you smile</FONT> 150%% 151<IMG SRC="updates/pictures/1999013b001.jpg"><BR> 152<FONT SIZE=-1>"Highly illogical, Dr. Watson...<A HREF="updates/sounds/first.wav" volume="100%">Whoo!!!</A>"</FONT> 153%% 154<IMG SRC="updates/pictures/1999013t003.jpg"><BR> 155<FONT SIZE=-1>"You see????! <B>This</B> is what happens when you don't floss properly!!!"</FONT> 156%% 157<IMG SRC="updates/pictures/1999014m002.jpg"> <IMG SRC="updates/pictures/1999014m003.jpg"><BR> 158<FONT SIZE=-1>Uhhh...</FONT> 159%% 160<IMG SRC="updates/pictures/1999014t003.jpg"><BR> 161<FONT SIZE=-1>Maybe he should be leaving the first letter off his name...</FONT> 162%% 163<IMG SRC="updates/pictures/1999014t001.jpg"><BR> 164<FONT SIZE=-1>We're not fooled</FONT> 165%% 166<IMG SRC="updates/pictures/1999015b003.jpg"><BR> 167<FONT SIZE=-1>DDT Digest knows what that is!</FONT> 168%% 169<A HREF="updates/sounds/1999021m001.wav"><IMG SRC="updates/pictures/1999021m003.jpg" BORDER=0></A><BR> 170<FONT SIZE=-1>Sorry, we're busy taking a Master P</FONT> 171%% 172<IMG SRC="updates/pictures/1999015b002.jpg"><BR> 173<FONT SIZE=-1>"Sorry, DDT Digest can't come to the phone right now.<BR> 174DDT Digest is tied up at the moment."</FONT> 175%% 176<IMG SRC="updates/pictures/1999022m007.jpg"><BR> 177<FONT SIZE=-1>Don't worry, Scott Hall is driving us home</FONT> 178%% 179<IMG SRC="updates/pictures/1999022m006.jpg"><BR> 180<FONT SIZE=-1>Nobody reading this website will <I>ever</I> date a girl who looks like this</FONT> 181%% 182<IMG SRC="updates/pictures/1999022t007.jpg"><BR> 183<FONT SIZE=-1>Come on...give us a kiss</FONT> 184%% 185<IMG SRC="updates/pictures/1999022t009.jpg"><BR> 186<FONT SIZE=-1>Yeah, just like you, we'd much rather see Roddy Piper than this</FONT> 187%% 188<IMG SRC="updates/pictures/1999023m009.jpg"><BR> 189<FONT SIZE=-1>The ratings are <I>how</I> low?</FONT> 190%% 191<IMG SRC="updates/pictures/1999031m004.jpg"><BR> 192<FONT SIZE=-1>"And to think...the Reverend told me I'd get hairy palms."</FONT> 193%% 194<IMG SRC="updates/pictures/1999031m006.jpg"><BR> 195<FONT SIZE=-1>Nuts to this website!</FONT> 196%% 197<IMG SRC="updates/pictures/1999033m001.jpg"><BR> 198<FONT SIZE=-1>Yep, we're ashamed to be recognized as WCW fans, too</FONT> 199%% 200<IMG SRC="updates/pictures/1999034m005.jpg"><BR> 201<FONT SIZE=-1>Ahhhhh...that's <I>much</I> better!</FONT> 202%% 203<IMG SRC="pictures/exploding_head.gif" ALT="GIF donated by J.D. Fox"><BR> 204<FONT SIZE=-1>DDT Digest: Home of the exploding Jim Duggan head</FONT> 205%% 206<IMG SRC="updates/pictures/1999042m005.jpg"><BR> 207<FONT SIZE=-1>Got milk?</FONT> 208%% 209<IMG SRC="updates/pictures/1999051m006.jpg"><BR> 210<FONT SIZE=-1>DDT Digest: The place for breakin' necks and cashin' checks</FONT> 211%% 212<IMG SRC="updates/pictures/1999051t002.jpg"><BR> 213<FONT SIZE=-1>"Good to see you again!"</FONT> 214%% 215<IMG SRC="updates/pictures/1999053s001.jpg"><BR> 216<FONT SIZE=-1>DDT Digest: Rather than up in your area, we're <A HREF="updates/sounds/1999053s001.wav" volume="100%">in your butt</A></FONT> 217%% 218<IMG SRC="updates/pictures/1999053m004.jpg"><BR> 219<FONT SIZE=-1>We knew you were coming, so we freshened up</FONT> 220%% 221<IMG SRC="updates/pictures/1999054m003.jpg"><BR> 222<FONT SIZE=-1>Somehow, we imagine this is what happens at the WCW booking meetings</FONT> 223%% 224<IMG SRC="updates/pictures/1999054t006.jpg"><BR> 225<FONT SIZE=-1>"Can you believe this guy?! Hey, Methuselah, I'm up here!!!"</FONT> 226%% 227<IMG SRC="updates/pictures/1999055m002.jpg"><BR> 228<FONT SIZE=-1>DDT Digest: Your official stinkpalm website</FONT> 229%% 230<IMG SRC="updates/pictures/1999061m011.jpg"><BR> 231<FONT SIZE=-1>Hey, isn't that Verne Gagne?</FONT> 232%% 233<IMG SRC="updates/pictures/crying01.jpg"> <IMG SRC="updates/pictures/crying02.jpg"><BR> 234<FONT SIZE=-1>Hey, they just said Master P is on next</FONT> 235%% 236<IMG SRC="updates/pictures/1999071m006.jpg"><BR> 237<FONT SIZE=-1>DDT Digest: The final resting place for aborted angles</FONT> 238%% 239<IMG SRC="updates/pictures/1999071m009.jpg"><BR> 240<FONT SIZE=-1>We like WCW because it's family entertainment</FONT> 241%% 242<IMG SRC="updates/pictures/1999072m004.jpg"><BR> 243<FONT SIZE=-1>We like WCW because it's family entertainment</FONT> 244%% 245<IMG SRC="updates/pictures/1999072p001.jpg"> 246%% 247<CENTER><IMG SRC="updates/pictures/1999101t008.jpg"></CENTER> 248<CENTER><FONT SIZE=-1>Well, you <I>are</I> standing under the mistletoe...</FONT></CENTER> 249%% 250<FONT FACE="Arial Black"><FONT SIZE=-1>We're the nWo C-Team</FONT></FONT> 251%% 252<IMG SRC="updates/pictures/1999061t001.jpg"><BR> 253<FONT SIZE=-1>DDT Digest: Come for the wrestling...stay for the pie!</FONT> 254%% 255<IMG SRC="updates/pictures/1998064t001.jpg"><BR> 256<FONT SIZE=-1>"Not a cough in a carload."</FONT> 257%% 258%% 259<IMG SRC="updates/pictures/1999023m002.jpg"><BR> 260<FONT SIZE=-1>This show's a drag!</FONT> 261%% 262<IMG SRC="updates/pictures/1999021m007.jpg"> <IMG SRC="updates/pictures/1999021m008.jpg"><BR> 263<FONT SIZE=-1>"Doesn't anybody @#%&ing knock anymore?!"</FONT> 264%% 265<IMG SRC="updates/pictures/1999023p009.jpg" ALT="Nighty-night!"><BR> 266<FONT SIZE=-1>This Nitro is so dull that I can't even stay awake</FONT> 267%% 268<IMG SRC="updates/pictures/1999034m001.jpg"><BR> 269<FONT SIZE=-1>
269Work out with the videotape 10 minutes a day, and after one month, you can look like this</FONT> 270%% 271<IMG SRC="updates/pictures/1999034m008.jpg"> <IMG SRC="updates/pictures/1999034m009.jpg"><BR> 272<FONT SIZE=-1>Separated at birth?</FONT> 273%% 274<IMG SRC="updates/pictures/1999042p002.jpg"><BR> 275<FONT SIZE=-1>Now <I>THAT'S</I> hardcore!</FONT> 276%% 277<IMG SRC="updates/pictures/1999062p021.jpg"><BR> 278<FONT SIZE=-1>We don't run with scissors, we run from them</FONT> 279%% 280<IMG SRC="updates/pictures/1998122t001.jpg"><BR> 281<FONT SIZE=-1>"I'd rather switch than fight"</FONT> 282%% 283<IMG SRC="updates/pictures/1998105b001.jpg"> <IMG SRC="pictures/debchair.jpg"><BR> 284<FONT SIZE=-1>My, how things have changed since DDT Digest has gone online</FONT> 285%% 286<IMG SRC="pictures/bigcrinkly.jpg" ALT="Big Crinkly"><BR> 287<FONT SIZE=-1>Friends don't let friends drink and book</FONT> 288%% 289<IMG SRC="updates/pictures/1998082m001.jpg"><BR> 290<FONT SIZE=-1>We disagree with the notion that pro wrestling encourages disrespect for authority</FONT> 291%% 292<IMG SRC="pictures/whoo.jpg" ALT="Whoo!"> <IMG SRC="pictures/spacemountain.jpg" ALT="It may be the oldest ride in the park, but it's still got the longest line!"> 293<P> 294<HR ALIGN=CENTER WIDTH=70%> 295<P> 296<IMG SRC="pictures/whee.jpg" ALT="Whee!"> <IMG SRC="pictures/kmart.jpg" ALT="Mom!!! Take me off this thing!!! Waaaaahhh!!!!"> 297%% 298<IMG SRC="updates/pictures/1999013m003.jpg"><BR> 299<FONT SIZE=-1>We want WCW to be taken seriously</FONT> 300%% 301<A HREF="sounds/steiners.wav"><IMG SRC="updates/pictures/1998094m001.jpg" BORDER=0></A><BR> 302<FONT SIZE=-1>Things could be worse...it could be WCW in 1993</FONT> 303%% 304<IMG SRC="updates/pictures/1998052b001.jpg"><BR> 305<FONT SIZE=-1>I meant to come up with a funny caption for this, but after looking at it, I had to run into the bathroom.</FONT> 306%% 307<IMG SRC="pictures/mmadness.jpg"><BR> 308<FONT SIZE=-1>We're mad about her</FONT> 309%% 310<IMG SRC="updates/pictures/1999073m002.jpg"><BR> 311<FONT SIZE=-1>"Oh, I get it! You're inside an invisible box, and can't get out...right?"</FONT> 312%% 313<IMG SRC="updates/pictures/1999073s003.jpg"><BR> 314<FONT SIZE=-1>"As you might imagine, it's tough for me to get a check cashed.<BR> 315So, that's why I always carry photo ID."</FONT> 316%% 317<IMG SRC="updates/pictures/1999074m007.jpg"><BR> 318<FONT SIZE=-1>Well, <I>those</I> are certainly bigger than grapefruits</FONT> 319%% 320<IMG SRC="updates/pictures/1999074m008.jpg"><BR> 321<FONT SIZE=-1>"And they have nasty, big teeth..."</FONT> 322%% 323<IMG SRC="updates/pictures/1999074m009.jpg"><BR> 324<FONT SIZE=-1>"...and...and...and..they made me wear a hard hat and gave me a ridiculous gimmick..."</FONT> 325%% 326<IMG SRC="updates/pictures/1999083m002.jpg"><BR> 327<FONT SIZE=-1>I guess neither scissors nor a squeegee were handy</FONT> 328%% 329<IMG SRC="updates/pictures/1999083t001.jpg"><BR> 330<FONT SIZE=-1>Hey, isn't that Curt Hennig and the Beverly Brothers sitting on the bench?</FONT> 331%% 332<FONT FACE="Arial Black"><FONT SIZE=-1><A HREF="updates/sounds/1999083t001.wav" volume="100%">We're the website that...</A></FONT></FONT> 333%% 334<IMG SRC="updates/pictures/1999091m007.jpg"><BR> 335<FONT SIZE=-1>I didn't know Buddy Landel could play the piano...</FONT> 336%% 337<CENTER><IMG SRC="updates/pictures/1999093m001.jpg"> <IMG SRC="updates/pictures/1999093m006.jpg"></CENTER> 338<CENTER><FONT SIZE=-1>Separated at birth?</FONT></CENTER> 339%% 340<CENTER><IMG SRC="updates/pictures/1999094m008.jpg"></CENTER> 341<CENTER><FONT SIZE=-1>Just goes to prove what we've said about Luger all along</FONT></CENTER> 342%% 343<CENTER><IMG SRC="updates/pictures/1999094m005.jpg"></CENTER> 344<CENTER><FONT SIZE=-1>Is DDT Digest the best?<BR>The eyes have it!</FONT></CENTER> 345%% 346<CENTER><IMG SRC="updates/pictures/1999092m010.jpg"></CENTER> 347<CENTER><FONT SIZE=-1>"I'd rather fight than switch"</FONT></CENTER> 348%% 349<CENTER><IMG SRC="updates/pictures/1999092m007.jpg"></CENTER> 350<CENTER><FONT SIZE=-1>If we ever have a Hall of Fame, rest assured he'll be in it</FONT></CENTER> 351%% 352<CENTER><IMG SRC="updates/pictures/1999093s002.jpg"></CENTER> 353<CENTER><FONT SIZE=-1>Just like him, we too wish it were 1985 all over again</FONT></CENTER> 354%% 355<CENTER><IMG SRC="updates/pictures/1999092m008.jpg"></CENTER> 356<CENTER><FONT SIZE=-1>In accordance with the ADA, this site is fully Fruit Booty Accessible</FONT></CENTER> 357%% 358<CENTER><IMG SRC="updates/pictures/1999094s001.jpg"></CENTER> 359<CENTER><FONT SIZE=-1>Just when you thought this website couldn't get any uglier</FONT></CENTER> 360%% 361<CENTER><IMG SRC="updates/pictures/1999094s003.jpg"></CENTER> 362<CENTER><FONT SIZE=-1>Now <U><I>that's</I></U> the First Family of wrestling</FONT></CENTER> 363%% 364<CENTER><IMG SRC="updates/pictures/1999094s004.jpg"></CENTER> 365<CENTER><FONT SIZE=-1>Mirror, mirror, on the ceiling...<BR> 366Whose gimmicks leave wrestling fans reeling?</FONT></CENTER> 367%% 368<CENTER><IMG SRC="updates/pictures/1999094m007.jpg"></CENTER> 369<CENTER><FONT SIZE=-1>"Goldberg!!! I'm the guy in this company who's responsible for wrecking cars!!!"</FONT></CENTER> 370%% 371<CENTER><IMG SRC="updates/pictures/1999094t004.jpg"> <IMG SRC="updates/pictures/1999094t005.jpg"></CENTER> 372<CENTER><FONT SIZE=-1>Since ordinary diet plans weren't working, Steve Regal has been forced to resort to more drastic methods of suppressing his appetite</FONT></CENTER> 373%% 374<CENTER><IMG SRC="updates/pictures/1999101s001.jpg"></CENTER> 375<CENTER><FONT SIZE=-1>I bet La Parka thinks this is a great website</FONT></CENTER> 376%% 377<CENTER><IMG SRC="updates/pictures/1999101t001.jpg"></CENTER> 378<CENTER><FONT SIZE=-1>You'll have to excuse him...the supermarket was out of Fritos</FONT></CENTER> 379%% 380<CENTER><IMG SRC="updates/pictures/1999102t001.jpg"></CENTER> 381<CENTER><FONT SIZE=-1>Well, if you don't like this, you can always try Medieval World or Roman World</FONT></CENTER> 382%% 383<IMG SRC="pictures/candle.gif"> <IMG SRC="updates/pictures/1999083m006.jpg"> <IMG SRC="pictures/candle.gif"><BR> 384<FONT SIZE=-1>Our patron saint</FONT> 385%% 386<IMG SRC="pictures/pepper01.jpg"> <IMG SRC="pictures/pepper02.jpg"><BR> 387<FONT SIZE=-1>"You idiot...I said to put in the videotape of the Iron <B><U><I>
387Man</I></U></B> Match!"</FONT> 388%% 389<IMG SRC="updates/pictures/1999083t005.jpg"><BR> 390<FONT SIZE=-1><A HREF="updates/sounds/1999102t001.wav">Listen to what Stevie Ray had to say</A> when we told him he was our website's patron saint.</FONT> 391%% 392<IMG SRC="pictures/robosell.jpg"><BR> 393<FONT SIZE=-1>We won't sell for Robocop</FONT> 394%% 395<IMG SRC="updates/pictures/1999104m009.jpg"><BR> 396<FONT SIZE=-1>I'm pretty sure that when I was a teenager, I had a magazine under the bed with this picture in it.</FONT> 397%% 398</FONT><IMG SRC="updates/pictures/1999104m012.jpg"><BR> 399<FONT SIZE=-1>I guess I was wrong about David Flair's inability to get laid...well, sort of</FONT><BR> 400%% 401<IMG SRC="updates/pictures/1999104p015.jpg"><BR> 402<FONT SIZE=-1>In an attempt to finally get Sting over as a heel, WCW sends him door-to-door to beat up kids</FONT><BR> 403<FONT SIZE=-2>(Picture courtesy of <A HREF="http://webhome.idirect.com/~xds/">Xavier Doom's Slayground)</A></FONT> 404%% 405<IMG SRC="updates/pictures/1999043m004.jpg"><BR> 406<FONT SIZE=-1><A HREF="updates/sounds/1999112t001.wav">Ho, ho, ho!</A></FONT> 407%% 408<FONT SIZE=+3>Separated At Birth?</FONT><P> 409<A HREF="updates/sounds/1998081t001.wav" volume="100%"><IMG SRC="updates/pictures/1998081t001.jpg" BORDER=0></A> <A HREF="updates/sounds/1998081t002.wav" volume="100%"><IMG SRC="updates/pictures/1998081t002.jpg" BORDER=0></A><BR> 410<HR ALIGN=CENTER WIDTH=40%><BR> 411<A HREF="updates/sounds/1998081t003.wav" volume="100%"><IMG SRC="updates/pictures/1998081t003.jpg" BORDER=0></A> <A HREF="updates/sounds/1998081t004.wav" volume="100%"><IMG SRC="updates/pictures/1998081t004.jpg" BORDER=0></A><P> 412<FONT SIZE=-1>I'm Mr. Sting Miser<BR> 413I'm Mr. Splash<BR> 414I'm Mr. Death-Dropper<BR> 415I'm Mr. Kicking-Your-Ass...</FONT> 416%% 417<IMG SRC="updates/pictures/1999101t002.jpg"><BR> 418<FONT SIZE=-1>If you plan on volunteering to be a writer for this website, I'm warning you ahead of time that you'll have to grow sideburns like this</FONT> 419%% 420<IMG SRC="updates/pictures/1999105m007.jpg"><BR> 421<FONT SIZE=-1>"I want my two dollars!!"</FONT> 422%% 423<IMG SRC="updates/pictures/1999105m013.jpg"><BR> 424<FONT SIZE=-1>"I am <A HREF="updates/sounds/tortheme.wav">Torgo</A>...<A HREF="updates/sounds/torgo.wav">I take care of the place while the <STRONG>Master</STRONG> is away."</A></FONT> 425%% 426<IMG SRC="updates/pictures/1999105t007.jpg"><BR> 427<FONT SIZE=-1>If only it were true.</FONT> 428%% 429<IMG SRC="updates/pictures/1999111m007.jpg"><BR> 430<FONT SIZE=-1>Their house is a museum...</FONT> 431%% 432<IMG SRC="updates/pictures/1999111m003.jpg"><BR> 433<FONT SIZE=-1>Curiously strong</FONT> 434%% 435<IMG SRC="updates/pictures/1999111m008.jpg"><BR> 436<FONT SIZE=-1>Is that Rick Martel and Jake Roberts?</FONT> 437%% 438<IMG SRC="updates/pictures/1999112m012.jpg"><BR> 439<FONT SIZE=-1>"Poopin' ain't easy."</FONT> 440%% 441<IMG SRC="updates/pictures/1999112m005.jpg"><BR> 442<FONT SIZE=-1>"They smell like...grapefruit."</FONT> 443%% 444<IMG SRC="updates/pictures/1999112m006.jpg"><BR> 445<FONT SIZE=-1>Say, is that Lou Ferrigno's son in the center?</FONT> 446%% 447<IMG SRC="updates/pictures/1999112m011.jpg"><BR> 448<FONT SIZE=-1>A dangerous combination: Ex-Lex and Ex-Lax</FONT> 449%% 450<IMG SRC="updates/pictures/1999112m013.jpg"><BR> 451<FONT SIZE=-1>Someone should tell Meng that's not how you do a hernia check.</FONT> 452%% 453<IMG SRC="updates/pictures/1999112t001.jpg"><BR> 454<FONT SIZE=-1>"Ewwwwww...this smells like...Madusa!"</FONT> 455%% 456<IMG SRC="updates/pictures/1999114t001.jpg"><BR> 457<FONT SIZE=-1>As Freud would say, "Sometimes, a microphone isn't just a microphone."</FONT> 458%% 459<IMG SRC="pictures/fruity.jpg"><BR> 460<FONT SIZE=-1>Reprinted with permission from CRZ and Michaelangelo at <A HREF="http://www.crz.net/wrestling/">[Slash] Wrestling</A><BR> 461Original Artwork by Andrew Fitta</FONT> 462%% 463<IMG SRC="updates/pictures/1999114m002.jpg"><BR> 464<FONT SIZE=-1>Well, I don't think we'll be seeing <I>that</I> on a postage stamp anytime soon.</FONT> 465%% 466<IMG SRC="updates/pictures/1999114m003.jpg"><BR> 467<FONT SIZE=-1>"I am Norman...I take care of the motel while Mother is away...<BR> 468...or something."</FONT> 469%% 470<IMG SRC="updates/pictures/1999124m008.jpg"><BR> 471<FONT SIZE=-1>Scott Steiner sends a message to the fans on behalf of Vince Russo.</FONT> 472%% 473<IMG SRC="updates/pictures/2000011t005.jpg"><BR> 474<FONT SIZE=-1>"Somebody get me my Viagra...fast!!!"</FONT> 475%% 476<IMG SRC="updates/pictures/2000013p005.jpg"><BR> 477<FONT SIZE=-1>"Last I checked, Nikolai Volkoff was living here."</FONT> 478%% 479<IMG SRC="pictures/candle.gif"> <IMG SRC="pictures/stevie_ray_doll.jpg"> <IMG SRC="pictures/candle.gif"><BR> 480<FONT SIZE=-1>Our patron saint</FONT> 481%% 482<IMG SRC="updates/pictures/2000013t004.jpg"><BR> 483<FONT SIZE=-1>"Hey! I warned you...poopin' ain't easy."</FONT> 484%% 485<IMG SRC="updates/pictures/2000014m003.jpg"><BR> 486<FONT SIZE=-1>Now <I>that's</I> hardcore!</FONT> 487%% 488<IMG SRC="pictures/reilly.jpg"><BR> 489<FONT SIZE=-1>"What is your answer to <I>This week's Nitro was <B>blank</B></I>?"</FONT> 490%% 491<IMG SRC="updates/pictures/2000014t001.jpg"><BR> 492<FONT SIZE=-1>"I wish my brother George was here."</FONT> 493%% 494<IMG SRC="updates/pictures/2000015m001.jpg"><BR> 495<FONT SIZE=-1>Nipplehead!</FONT> 496%% 497<IMG SRC="updates/pictures/2000022m001.jpg"><BR> 498<FONT SIZE=-1>Tony, for once, I've got to agree with you.</FONT> 499%% 500<IMG SRC="updates/pictures/2000022t002.jpg"><BR> 501<FONT SIZE=-1>What is this...<I>The Jungle Book</I>?</FONT> 502%% 503<IMG SRC="updates/pictures/2000032m001.jpg"><BR> 504<FONT SIZE=-1>Did he just offer to 'excite her groin'??!!</FONT> 505%% 506<IMG SRC="updates/pictures/2000032m002.jpg"><BR> 507<FONT SIZE=-1>"Uh, Major Gunns, ever heard of mouthwash?"</FONT> 508%% 509<IMG SRC="updates/pictures/2000032m003.jpg"><BR> 510<FONT SIZE=-1>"Damn you autograph hounds...give me some privacy!!"</FONT> 511%% 512<IMG SRC="updates/pictures/2000012s003.jpg"> <IMG SRC="updates/pictures/2000023m003.jpg"><BR> 513<FONT SIZE=-1>Before and after...another satisfied user of The Atkin's Diet</FONT> 514%% 515<IMG SRC="updates/pictures/1999022m005.jpg"><BR> 516<FONT SIZE=-1>Thanks for visiting our website</FONT> 517%% 518<IMG SRC="updates/pictures/2000034m002.jpg"><BR> 519<FONT SIZE=-1>And you thought a boom shadow was bad...</FONT> 520%% 521<IMG SRC="updates/pictures/2000034m006.jpg"><BR> 522<FONT SIZE=-1><I>Mod Squad: The Next Generation</I>, starring...</FONT> 523%% 524<IMG SRC="updates/pictures/2000041s001.jpg"><BR> 525<FONT SIZE=-1>Say what you want, but it sure as heck had more potential than the freakin' Misfits In Action</FONT> 526%% 527<IMG SRC="updates/pictures/2000042m010.jpg"><BR> 528<FONT SIZE=-1>"Hey, fans, I got a message from Vince Russo for you..."</FONT> 529%% 530<IMG SRC="updates/pictures/2000051m002.jpg"><BR> 531<FONT SIZE=-1>"When told you to give him a shower, that's not what I had in mind."</FONT> 532%% 533<IMG SRC="updates/pictures/2000052m015.jpg"><BR> 534<FONT SIZE=-1>"You idiot! I said I wanted to see her <U>rack</U>, not <U><B><I>racked</I>
534</B></U>!!!"</FONT> 535%% 536<IMG SRC="updates/pictures/2000052m018.jpg"><BR> 537<FONT SIZE=-1>"I <I>told</I> you that you'd ruin your teeth chomping on the unpopped kernels!"</FONT> 538%% 539--> 540 541 542 543 544 545 546 547 548 549 550 551 552 553 554 555 556 557 558 559 560 561 562 563 564<IMG SRC="updates/pictures/2000053m004.jpg"><BR> 565<FONT SIZE=-1>"Did someone change the channel to <I>Sleeper</I>?"</FONT> 566 567 568 569 570 571 572 573 574 575 576 577 578 579 580 581 582<!-- 583%% 584<IMG SRC="updates/pictures/2000061m002.jpg"><BR> 585<FONT SIZE=-1>As Curt Hennig used to say...</FONT> 586%% 587<IMG SRC="updates/pictures/2000062m001.jpg"><BR> 588<FONT SIZE=-1>And now, for something completely different...</FONT> 589%% 590<IMG SRC="updates/pictures/2000071m004.jpg"><BR> 591<FONT SIZE=-1>Unfortunately, they beamed Lt. Sulu back to the ship a few seconds too late.</FONT> 592%% 593<IMG SRC="updates/pictures/2000072p004.jpg"><BR> 594<FONT SIZE=-1>"Kato?"</FONT> 595%% 596<IMG SRC="updates/pictures/2000072m011.jpg"><BR> 597<FONT SIZE=-1>"You better not let Pat Patterson see that..."</FONT> 598%% 599<IMG SRC="pictures/candle.gif"> <IMG SRC="updates/pictures/1999091m003.jpg"> <IMG SRC="pictures/candle.gif"><BR> 600<FONT SIZE=-1>Our patron saint</FONT> 601%% 602<IMG SRC="updates/pictures/2000074m003.jpg"><BR> 603<FONT SIZE=-1>"That sure doesn't <I>look</I> like Marty Jannetty..."</FONT> 604%% 605<IMG SRC="updates/pictures/2000082p008.jpg"><BR> 606<FONT SIZE=-1>Somehow, I imagine if I were ever to try to talk to Torrie Wilson, this is the look I would get.</FONT> 607%% 608<IMG SRC="updates/pictures/2000082m004.jpg"><BR> 609<FONT SIZE=-1>"What kind of swallow...African or European?"</FONT> 610%% 611<IMG SRC="updates/pictures/2000084m001.jpg"><BR> 612<FONT SIZE=-1>We like WCW because it's family entertainment.</FONT> 613%% 614<IMG SRC="updates/pictures/2000084t001.jpg"><BR> 615<FONT SIZE=-1>"Hi, I'm Scott Steiner, and if you have allergies like I do..."</FONT> 616%% 617<IMG SRC="updates/pictures/2000091m005.jpg"><BR> 618<FONT SIZE=-1>Uhh...that's not the way <I><B>I</B></I> learned to perform the Heimlich...</FONT> 619%% 620<IMG SRC="updates/pictures/2000091m010.jpg"><BR> 621<FONT SIZE=-1>No comment.</FONT> 622%% 623<IMG SRC="updates/pictures/2000091m011.jpg"><BR> 624<FONT SIZE=-1>"Hmmm...break necks...cash checks...I always have trouble with this decision."</FONT> 625%% 626<IMG SRC="updates/pictures/2000095m002.jpg"><BR> 627<FONT SIZE=-1>Sorry, Jeff...that's Mark Madden's date, not yours.</FONT> 628%% 629<IMG SRC="updates/pictures/2000095m004.jpg"><BR> 630<FONT SIZE=-1>Tugboat certainly doesn't look like how I remember him.</FONT> 631%% 632<IMG SRC="updates/pictures/2000101m001.jpg"><BR> 633<FONT SIZE=-1>"Order the <I>new</I> DDT Digest Mastercard to help support your favorite website!"</FONT> 634%% 635<IMG SRC="updates/pictures/2000103m006.jpg"><BR> 636<FONT SIZE=-1>"Somebody have Scotty check the transporter...it's malfunctioning again."</FONT> 637%% 638<IMG SRC="pictures/lashrack.jpg"><BR> 639<FONT SIZE=-1>"Hey, Rocky...wanna' see me pull a rabbit out of my hat?"</FONT> 640%% 641<IMG SRC="pictures/fruity_booty.jpg"><BR> 642<FONT SIZE=-1>"You Fruity Booty eatin', milk drinkin', Fruit Booties!!!"</FONT> 643%% 644<IMG SRC="updates/pictures/2001023b001.jpg" ALT="Thanks to Dalton Mayo for the JPG"><BR> 645<FONT SIZE=-1>But you'll still have to break your own necks.</FONT> 646--> 647 648</CENTER> 649<P> 650 651<!-- 652 653<H3>New Stuff</H3> 654<UL> 655<LI><A HREF="updates/1996071p.htm">WCW Bash at the Beach '96 - 07/07/96</A> By <A HREF=mailto:[email protected]?subject="DDT_Digest">Colt</A> (Posted 02/18/18) <IMG SRC="pictures/bredball.gif"> <IMG SRC="pictures/new.gif"> <IMG SRC="pictures/bredball.gif"> 656<LI><A HREF="updates/1996071m.htm">WCW Monday Nitro - 07/08/96</A> By <A HREF=mailto:[email protected]?subject="DDT_Digest">Colt</A> (Posted 02/18/18) <IMG SRC="pictures/bredball.gif"> <IMG SRC="pictures/new.gif"> <IMG SRC="pictures/bredball.gif"> 657</UL> 658 659--> 660 661<!-- 662 663<H3>Recent Stuff</H3> 664<UL> 665<LI><A HREF="updates/1985074s.htm">NWA / WCW - 07/27/85</A> By <A HREF=mailto:[email protected]?subject="DDT_Digest">Bill</A> (Posted 07/06/12) 666</UL> 667 668--> 669 670<H3>Show Reports</H3> 671<UL> 672<LI><A HREF="updates/">WCW Reports: September 1995 thru July 1996 and October 1996 to the bitter end (with prior reports appearing as they are written)</A> 673</UL> 674 675<!--<H3>Ongoing Features</H3> 676<UL> 677<LI><A HREF="guestboo.htm">DDT Digest Guestbook</A> - The guestbook is down temporarily for clean up. It seems that a number of the links posted sent you to virus propogating sites. 678</UL> 679--> 680 681<H3>Features On Wrestlers</H3> 682<UL> 683<LI><A HREF="landel"><IMG SRC="pictures/blmini.jpg" ALT="Buddy's head" BORDER=0></A> <A HREF="landel">The <I>Official</I> Buddy Landel Home Page</A> 684<LI><A HREF="features/eaton.htm"><IMG SRC="pictures/bemini.jpg" ALT="Bobby's head" BORDER=0></A> <A HREF="features/eaton.htm">An Exclusive Interview with "Beautiful" Bobby Eaton</A> 685<LI><A HREF="features/goulet.htm"><IMG SRC="pictures/rgmini.jpg" ALT="Rene's head" BORDER=0></A> <A HREF="features/goulet.htm">
685An Exclusive Interview with Rene Goulet</A> 686<LI><A HREF="anderson/"><IMG SRC="pictures/aamini.jpg" ALT="Arn's head" BORDER=0></A> <A HREF="anderson">Arn Anderson Tribute Page</A> - The Web's most complete tribute to the Enforcer, Arn Anderson. 687<LI><A HREF="features/alynch/"><IMG SRC="pictures/almini.jpg" ALT="Adrian's head" BORDER=0></A> <A HREF="features/alynch/">The Adrian Lynch Interviews</A> 688<LI><A HREF="features/hangman/"><IMG SRC="pictures/bomini.jpg" ALT="Bo's head" BORDER=0></A> <A HREF="features/hangman/">The Hangman / Brawlin' Bo Cooper Interviews</A> 689<LI><A HREF="features/sasha.htm"><IMG SRC="pictures/sashamini.jpg" ALT="Sasha's head" BORDER=0></A> <A HREF="features/sasha.htm">An Exclusive Interview with Sasha</A> - 690Please vote for <A HREF="http://www.brocksingleton.com/Sasha/Sasha.htm">Sasha</A> in the <A HREF="http://www.glorywrestling.com/Vote.asp">GLORY Wrestling voting</A> 691<LI><A HREF="features/garvin/"><IMG SRC="pictures/jdmini.jpg" ALT="Jay Diego's head" BORDER=0></A> <A HREF="features/garvin/">The <I>Official</I> Jay Diego Home Page</A> 692<LI><A HREF="features/intervws.htm">Other Exclusive DDT Digest Interviews</A> 693<LI><A HREF="features/paywinda">Who's Goin' To The Pay Window?</A> - Win/Loss Records of WCW Wrestlers. 694<LI><A HREF="official.htm">Official Professional Wrestler Home Pages</A> - Your favorite superstars...on line and on your screen. 695<LI><A HREF="tribute.htm">Professional Wrestler Tribute Pages</A> - Links to shrines honoring your favorite superstars 696</UL> 697 698<H3>Other Stuff</H3> 699<UL> 700<LI><A HREF="features.htm">The DDT Digest Archives</A> - There's some <U><I>great</I></U> stuff in here, but I just decided that after being on line a year and a half, it was time to move the old stuff off the main page. So, if you're new to DDT Digest, or haven't been here for a while, check the archives out! 701<LI><A HREF="status.htm">DDT Digest State Of The Union Message</A> 702<LI><A HREF="links.htm">Professional Wrestling Links</A> 703<LI><A HREF="chat.html">DDT Digest Chat Room</A> 704<LI><A HREF="bio.htm">Bill's Pro Wrestling Bio</A> 705<LI><A HREF="ddtfaq.htm">DDT Digest FAQ</A> 706<LI><A HREF="http://www.ddtdigest.com/htdig/common/search.html">Search DDT Digest</A> 707<LI><A HREF="denied.htm">Having Trouble With The Pictures On DDT Digest? Click here.</A> 708<LI><IMG SRC="pictures/bredball.gif"> <A HREF="support.htm">Support DDT Digest</A> <IMG SRC="pictures/bredball.gif"> 709</UL> 710 711<!--Thanks for being visitor number --> 712<!-- Start of SimpleHitCounter Code --> 713<!--<a href="http://www.simplehitcounter.com" target="_blank"><img src="http://simplehitcounter.com/hit.php?uid=2198916&f=0&b=16777215" border="0" height="18" width="83" alt="web counter"></a> --> 714<!-- End of SimpleHitCounter Code --> 715 716<!-- through the front door of DDT Digest since 10/25/96. (Web counter supplied by <a href="http://www.simplehitcounter.com" target="_blank" >web counter</a>.) Millions more have visited us via search engines and other web pages linking directly to individual pages within the site.--> 717<BR> 718This web site is in no way affiliated with nor endorsed by the WWE, any other professional wrestling organization, Arn Anderson, Robocop, nor the Gobbledygooker and our writing about them should not imply otherwise. 719<P> 720<I>The name DDT Digest and all text on this website are copyrighted by the webmaster (Bill) unless otherwise noted.</I> 721<P> 722Before sending me e-mail, please <A HREF="emailreq.htm">read this</A>. 723<ADDRESS><A HREF=mailto:[email protected]?subject="DDT_Digest">[email protected]</A> <A HREF="mailto:[email protected]"><IMG SRC="pictures/e-mail1.gif" ALT="Mailbox Icon" BORDER=0></A></ADDRESS> 724 725<!-- 726<P> 727<CENTER><P><form method=post action="http://members.notifylist.com/edit/joinlist"> 728<input type=hidden name="list_name" value="ddtdigest-updates"> 729Join the DDT Digest Notify List and get an e-mail when the site is updated.<BR> 730E-mail Address: <input type=text name="email" value=""> <input type=submit value="Join"><BR> 731Powered by <A HREF="http://NotifyList.com">NotifyList.com</A></FORM></P></CENTER> 732--> 733 734<P> 735<CENTER><A HREF="http://www.safesurf.com/"><IMG SRC="pictures/ssurf.gif" ALT="Safe Surf Logo" BORDER=0></A> <A HREF="http://www.icra.org/"><IMG SRC="pictures/icra.gif" ALT="Internet Rating Content Association Logo" BORDER=0></A></CENTER> 736 737</BODY> 738</HTML>
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