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92.has-very-light-gray-to-cyan-bluish-gray-gradient-background{background: var(--wp--preset--gradient--very-light-gray-to-cyan-bluish-gray) !important;}.has-cool-to-warm-spectrum-gradient-background{background: var(--wp--preset--gradient--cool-to-warm-spectrum) !important;}.has-blush-light-purple-gradient-background{background: var(--wp--preset--gradient--blush-light-purple) !important;}.has-blush-bordeaux-gradient-background{background: var(--wp--preset--gradient--blush-bordeaux) !important;}.has-luminous-dusk-gradient-background{background: var(--wp--preset--gradient--luminous-dusk) !important;}.has-pale-ocean-gradient-background{background: var(--wp--preset--gradient--pale-ocean) !important;}.has-electric-grass-gradient-background{background: var(--wp--preset--gradient--electric-grass) !important;}.has-midnight-gradient-background{background: var(--wp--preset--gradient--midnight) !important;}.has-small-font-size{font-size: var(--wp--preset--font-size--small) !important;}.has-medium-font-size{font-size: var(--wp--preset--font-size--medium) !important;}.has-large-font-size{font-size: var(--wp--preset--font-size--large) !important;}.has-x-large-font-size{font-size: var(--wp--preset--font-size--x-large) !important;} 93/*# sourceURL=global-styles-inline-css */ 94</style> 95 96<link rel='stylesheet' id='neve-style-css' href='https://red-skelton.info/wp-content/themes/neve/style-main-new.min.css?ver=4.2.10' media='all' /> 97<style id='neve-style-inline-css'> 98.is-menu-sidebar .header-menu-sidebar { visibility: visible; }.is-menu-sidebar.menu_sidebar_slide_left .header-menu-sidebar { transform: translate3d(0, 0, 0); left: 0; }.is-menu-sidebar.menu_sidebar_slide_right .header-menu-sidebar { transform: translate3d(0, 0, 0); right: 0; }.is-menu-sidebar.menu_sidebar_pull_right .header-menu-sidebar, .is-menu-sidebar.menu_sidebar_pull_left .header-menu-sidebar { transform: translateX(0); }.is-menu-sidebar.menu_sidebar_dropdown .header-menu-sidebar { height: auto; }.is-menu-sidebar.menu_sidebar_dropdown .header-menu-sidebar-inner { max-height: 400px; padding: 20px 0; }.is-menu-sidebar.menu_sidebar_full_canvas .header-menu-sidebar { opacity: 1; }.header-menu-sidebar .menu-item-nav-search:not(.floating) { pointer-events: none; }.header-menu-sidebar .menu-item-nav-search .is-menu-sidebar { pointer-events: unset; }@media screen and (max-width: 960px) { .builder-item.cr .item--inner { --textalign: center; --justify: center; } } 99.nv-meta-list li.meta:not(:last-child):after { content:"/" }.nv-meta-list .no-mobile{ 100 display:none; 101 }.nv-meta-list li.last::after{ 102 content: ""!important; 103 }@media (min-width: 769px) { 104 .nv-meta-list .no-mobile { 105 display: inline-block; 106 } 107 .nv-meta-list li.last:not(:last-child)::after { 108 content: "/" !important; 109 } 110 } 111 :root{ --container: 748px;--postwidth:100%; --primarybtnbg: var(--nv-primary-accent); --primarybtnhoverbg: var(--nv-primary-accent); --primarybtncolor: #fff; --secondarybtncolor: var(--nv-primary-accent); --primarybtnhovercolor: #fff; --secondarybtnhovercolor: var(--nv-primary-accent);--primarybtnborderradius:3px;--secondarybtnborderradius:3px;--secondarybtnborderwidth:3px;--btnpadding:13px 15px;--primarybtnpadding:13px 15px;--secondarybtnpadding:calc(13px - 3px) calc(15px - 3px); --bodyfontfamily: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif; --bodyfontsize: 15px; --bodylineheight: 1.6; --bodyletterspacing: 0px; --bodyfontweight: 400; --h1fontsize: 36px; --h1fontweight: 700; --h1lineheight: 1.2; --h1letterspacing: 0px; --h1texttransform: none; --h2fontsize: 28px; --h2fontweight: 700; --h2lineheight: 1.3; --h2letterspacing: 0px; --h2texttransform: none; --h3fontsize: 24px; --h3fontweight: 700; --h3lineheight: 1.4; --h3letterspacing: 0px; --h3texttransform: none; --h4fontsize: 20px; --h4fontweight: 700; --h4lineheight: 1.6; --h4letterspacing: 0px; --h4texttransform: none; --h5fontsize: 16px; --h5fontweight: 700; --h5lineheight: 1.6; --h5letterspacing: 0px; --h5texttransform: none; --h6fontsize: 14px; --h6fontweight: 700; --h6lineheight: 1.6; --h6letterspacing: 0px; --h6texttransform: none;--formfieldborderwidth:2px;
111--formfieldborderradius:3px; --formfieldbgcolor: var(--nv-site-bg); --formfieldbordercolor: #dddddd; --formfieldcolor: var(--nv-text-color);--formfieldpadding:10px 12px; } .nv-post-thumbnail-wrap img{ aspect-ratio: 4/3; object-fit: cover; } .layout-grid .nv-post-thumbnail-wrap{ margin-right:-25px;margin-left:-25px; } .nv-index-posts{ --borderradius:8px;--padding:25px 25px 25px 25px;--cardboxshadow:0 0 2px 0 rgba(0,0,0,0.15); --cardbgcolor: var(--nv-site-bg); --cardcolor: var(--nv-text-color); } .single-post-container .alignfull > [class*="__inner-container"], .single-post-container .alignwide > [class*="__inner-container"]{ max-width:718px } .nv-meta-list{ --avatarsize: 20px; } .single .nv-meta-list{ --avatarsize: 20px; } .nv-post-cover{ --height: 250px;--padding:40px 15px;--justify: flex-start; --textalign: left; --valign: center; } .nv-post-cover .nv-title-meta-wrap, .nv-page-title-wrap, .entry-header{ --textalign: left; } .nv-is-boxed.nv-title-meta-wrap{ --padding:40px 15px; --bgcolor: var(--nv-dark-bg); } .nv-overlay{ --opacity: 50; --blendmode: normal; } .nv-is-boxed.nv-comments-wrap{ --padding:20px; } .nv-is-boxed.comment-respond{ --padding:20px; } .single:not(.single-product), .page{ --c-vspace:0 0 0 0;; } .scroll-to-top{ --color: var(--nv-text-dark-bg);--padding:8px 10px; --borderradius: 3px; --bgcolor: var(--nv-primary-accent); --hovercolor: var(--nv-text-dark-bg); --hoverbgcolor: var(--nv-primary-accent);--size:16px; } .global-styled{ --bgcolor: var(--nv-site-bg); } .header-top{ --rowbcolor: var(--nv-light-bg); --color: var(--nv-text-color); --bgcolor: var(--nv-site-bg); } .header-main{ --rowbcolor: var(--nv-light-bg); --color: var(--nv-text-color); --bgcolor: var(--nv-site-bg); } .header-bottom{ --rowbcolor: var(--nv-light-bg); --color: var(--nv-text-color); --bgcolor: var(--nv-site-bg); } .header-menu-sidebar-bg{ --justify: flex-start; --textalign: left;--flexg: 1;--wrapdropdownwidth: auto; --color: var(--nv-text-color); --bgcolor: var(--nv-site-bg); } .header-menu-sidebar{ width: 360px; } .builder-item--logo{ --maxwidth: 120px; --fs: 24px;--padding:10px 0;--margin:0; --textalign: left;--justify: flex-start; } .builder-item--nav-icon,.header-menu-sidebar .close-sidebar-panel .navbar-toggle{ --borderradius:0; } .builder-item--nav-icon{ --label-margin:0 5px 0 0;;--padding:10px 15px;--margin:0; } .builder-item--primary-menu{ --hovercolor: var(--nv-secondary-accent); --hovertextcolor: var(--nv-text-color); --activecolor: var(--nv-primary-accent); --spacing: 20px; --height: 25px;--padding:0;--margin:0; --fontsize: 1em; --lineheight: 1.6; --letterspacing: 0px; --fontweight: 500; --texttransform: none; --iconsize: 1em; } .hfg-is-group.has-primary-menu .inherit-ff{ --inheritedfw: 500; } .footer-top-inner .row{ grid-template-columns:1fr 1fr 1fr; --valign: flex-start; } .footer-top{ --rowbcolor: var(--nv-light-bg); --color: var(--nv-text-color); --bgcolor: var(--nv-site-bg); } .footer-main-inner .row{ grid-template-columns:1fr 1fr 1fr; --valign: flex-start; } .footer-main{ --rowbcolor: var(--nv-light-bg); --color: var(--nv-text-color); --bgcolor: var(--nv-site-bg); } .footer-bottom-inner .row{ grid-template-columns:1fr 1fr 1fr; --valign: flex-start; } .footer-bottom{ --rowbcolor: var(--nv-light-bg); --color: var(--nv-text-dark-bg); --bgcolor: var(--nv-dark-bg); } @media(min-width: 576px){ :root{ --container: 992px;--postwidth:50%;--btnpadding:13px 15px;--primarybtnpadding:13px 15px;--secondarybtnpadding:calc(13px - 3px) calc(15px - 3px); --bodyfontsize: 16px; --bodylineheight: 1.6; --bodyletterspacing: 0px; --h1fontsize: 38px; --h1lineheight: 1.2; --h1letterspacing: 0px; --h2fontsize: 30px; --h2lineheight: 1.2; --h2letterspacing: 0px; --h3fontsize: 26px; --h3lineheight: 1.4; --h3letterspacing: 0px; --h4fontsize: 22px; --h4lineheight: 1.5; --h4letterspacing: 0px; --h5fontsize: 18px; --h5lineheight: 1.6; --h5letterspacing: 0px; --h6fontsize: 14px; --h6lineheight: 1.6; --h6letterspacing: 0px; } .layout-grid .nv-post-thumbnail-wrap{ margin-right:-25px;margin-left:-25px; }
111 .nv-index-posts{ --padding:25px 25px 25px 25px; } .single-post-container .alignfull > [class*="__inner-container"], .single-post-container .alignwide > [class*="__inner-container"]{ max-width:962px } .nv-meta-list{ --avatarsize: 20px; } .single .nv-meta-list{ --avatarsize: 20px; } .nv-post-cover{ --height: 320px;--padding:60px 30px;--justify: flex-start; --textalign: left; --valign: center; } .nv-post-cover .nv-title-meta-wrap, .nv-page-title-wrap, .entry-header{ --textalign: left; } .nv-is-boxed.nv-title-meta-wrap{ --padding:60px 30px; } .nv-is-boxed.nv-comments-wrap{ --padding:30px; } .nv-is-boxed.comment-respond{ --padding:30px; } .single:not(.single-product), .page{ --c-vspace:0 0 0 0;; } .scroll-to-top{ --padding:8px 10px;--size:16px; } .header-menu-sidebar-bg{ --justify: flex-start; --textalign: left;--flexg: 1;--wrapdropdownwidth: auto; } .header-menu-sidebar{ width: 360px; } .builder-item--logo{ --maxwidth: 120px; --fs: 24px;--padding:10px 0;--margin:0; --textalign: left;--justify: flex-start; } .builder-item--nav-icon{ --label-margin:0 5px 0 0;;--padding:10px 15px;--margin:0; } .builder-item--primary-menu{ --spacing: 20px; --height: 25px;--padding:0;--margin:0; --fontsize: 1em; --lineheight: 1.6; --letterspacing: 0px; --iconsize: 1em; } }@media(min-width: 960px){ :root{ --container: 1170px;--postwidth:33.333333333333%;--btnpadding:13px 15px;--primarybtnpadding:13px 15px;--secondarybtnpadding:calc(13px - 3px) calc(15px - 3px); --bodyfontsize: 16px; --bodylineheight: 1.7; --bodyletterspacing: 0px; --h1fontsize: 40px; --h1lineheight: 1.1; --h1letterspacing: 0px; --h2fontsize: 32px; --h2lineheight: 1.2; --h2letterspacing: 0px; --h3fontsize: 28px; --h3lineheight: 1.4; --h3letterspacing: 0px; --h4fontsize: 24px; --h4lineheight: 1.5; --h4letterspacing: 0px; --h5fontsize: 20px; --h5lineheight: 1.6; --h5letterspacing: 0px; --h6fontsize: 16px; --h6lineheight: 1.6; --h6letterspacing: 0px; } .layout-grid .nv-post-thumbnail-wrap{ margin-right:-25px;margin-left:-25px; }
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May God bless you forever, my great and precious companion. I will never forget that silent world we created together.” CBS issued the following statement upon his death: “Red’s audience had no age limits. He was the consummate family entertainerâa winsome clown, a storyteller without peer, a superb mime, a singer and a dancer.”</p><cite><a href="https://famousclowns.org/famous-clowns/biography-of-marcel-marceau-world-famous-as-bip-the-clown/" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">Marcel Marceau</a>, quoted in TV Guide (Horn, John (September 18, 1997). <a href="https://news.google.com/newspapers?nid=1696&dat=19970918&id=3csaAAAAIBAJ&sjid=10cEAAAAIBAJ&pg=6854,2265237" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">“Comedian, actor Red Skelton dies at age 84”</a>. <em>Daily News</em>. Bowling Green, Kentucky. p. 6B. Retrieved May 7, 2014.)</cite></blockquote> 573 574 575 576<blockquote class="wp-block-quote is-layout-flow wp-block-quote-is-layout-flow"><p>Red Skelton was “the logical successor to <a href="https://famousclowns.org/charlie-chaplin/biography-charlie-chaplin-little-tramp/" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">Chaplin</a>“. ⦠“With one prop, a soft battered hat, he successfully converted himself into an idiot boy, a peevish old lady, a teetering-tottering drunk, an overstuffed clubwoman, a tramp, and any other character that seemed to suit his fancy. No grotesque make-up, no funny clothes, just Red.”</p><cite><a href="https://famousclowns.org/famous-clowns/groucho-marx-biography/" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">Groucho Marx</a>, in <em><a href="https://famousclowns.org/marx-brothers/book-reviews-marx-brothers/groucho-and-me/" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">Groucho and Me</a></em></cite></blockquote> 577 578 579 580<blockquote class="wp-block-quote is-layout-flow wp-block-quote-is-layout-flow"><p>“It’s all so very different today. The whole business of comedy has changed â from 15 minutes of quality to quantity. We had a lot of very funny people around, from <a href="https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Charley_Chase">Charley Chase</a> to Charlie Chaplin and <a href="https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Laurel_and_Hardy">Laurel and Hardy</a>. The last one of that breed is Red Skelton.”</p><cite>Edgar Bergen, <a href="http://www.fultonhistory.com/Newpapers%20Disk2/Utica%20NY%20Daily%20Observer/Utica%20NY%20Observer%201965%20pdf/Utica%20NY%20Observer%201965%20a%20-%204266.PDF#xml=http://www.fultonhistory.com/dtSearch/dtisapi6.dll?cmd=getpdfhits&u=ffffffff8bdbc9e4&DocId=2183107&Index=Z%3a%5cIndex%20U%2dF%2dP&HitCount=6&hits=18+19+28+29+327+328+&SearchForm=C%3a%5cinetpub%5cwwwroot%5cFulton%5fNew%5fform%2ehtml&.pdf">You Can Go Back to Allen’s Alley Sunday Night”</a> (PDF). <em>Utica Observer-Dispatch</em>. November 12, 1965. p. 11.</cite></blockquote> 581 582 583 584<blockquote class="wp-block-quote is-layout-flow wp-block-quote-is-layout-flow"><p>“He’s a clown in the old tradition. He doesn’t need punch lines. He’s got heart.”</p><cite><a href="https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Harry_Cohn">Harry Cohn</a> of <a href="https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Columbia_Pictures" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">Columbia Pictures</a>, Christon, Lawrence (September 22, 1986). <a href="http://articles.latimes.c
584om/1986-09-22/entertainment/ca-8535_1_red-skelton" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">“TV Academy Honors The Genius Of Red Skelton”</a>. <em>Los Angeles Times</em>.</cite></blockquote> 585 586 587 588<p></p> 589<div class="sharedaddy sd-sharing-enabled"><div class="robots-nocontent sd-block sd-social sd-social-icon-text sd-sharing"><h3 class="sd-title">Share this:</h3><div class="sd-content"><ul><li class="share-facebook"><a rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" 590 data-shared="sharing-facebook-3364" 591 class="share-facebook sd-button share-icon" 592 href="https://red-skelton.info/articles/quotes-about-red-skelton/?share=facebook" 593 target="_blank" 594 aria-labelledby="sharing-facebook-3364" 595 > 596 <span id="sharing-facebook-3364" hidden>Share on Facebook (Opens in new window)</span> 597 <span>Facebook</span> 598 </a></li><li class="share-x"><a rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" 599 data-shared="sharing-x-3364" 600 class="share-x sd-button share-icon" 601 href="https://red-skelton.info/articles/quotes-about-red-skelton/?share=x" 602 target="_blank" 603 aria-labelledby="sharing-x-3364" 604 > 605 <span id="sharing-x-3364" hidden>Share on X (Opens in new window)</span> 606 <span>X</span> 607 </a></li><li class="share-end"></li></ul></div></div></div><div class='sharedaddy sd-block sd-like jetpack-likes-widget-wrapper jetpack-likes-widget-unloaded' id='like-post-wrapper-80379949-3364-6abfafcc75b88' data-src='https://widgets.wp.com/likes/?ver=16.1.3#blog_id=80379949&post_id=3364&origin=red-skelton.info&obj_id=80379949-3364-6abfafcc75b88' data-name='like-post-frame-80379949-3364-6abfafcc75b88' data-title='Like or Reblog'><h3 class="sd-title">Like this:</h3><div class='likes-widget-placeholder post-likes-widget-placeholder' style='height: 55px;'><span class='button'><span>Like</span></span> <span class="loading"><svg class="jetpack-spinner" width="18" height="18" viewBox="0 0 100 100" xmlns="http://www.w3.org/2000/svg" aria-hidden="true" focusable="false"><circle cx="50" cy="50" r="46" fill="none" stroke="#ddd" stroke-width="8"/><path d="M 50 4 A 46 46 0 0 1 96 50" fill="none" stroke="currentColor" stroke-width="8" stroke-linecap="round"><animateTransform attributeName="transform" type="rotate" dur="1.4s" from="0 50 50" to="360 50 50" repeatCount="indefinite"/></path></svg><span class="screen-reader-text">Loadingâ¦</span></span></div><span class='sd-text-color'></span><a class='sd-link-color'></a></div> 608<div id='jp-relatedposts' class='jp-relatedposts' > 609 610</div></div><div class="nv-tags-list"><span>Tags:</span><a href=https://red-skelton.info/tag/edgar-bergen/ title="Edgar Bergen" class=edgar-bergen rel="tag">Edgar Bergen</a><a href=https://red-skelton.info/tag/groucho-marx/ title="Groucho Marx" class=groucho-marx rel="tag">Groucho Marx</a><a href=https://red-skelton.info/tag/marcel-marceau/ title="Marcel Marceau" class=marcel-marceau rel="tag">Marcel Marceau</a> </div> 611<div id="comments" class="comments-area"> 612 </div> 613 </article> 614 </div> 615 </div> 616 617</main><!--/.neve-main--> 618 619<button tabindex="0" id="scroll-to-top" class="scroll-to-top scroll-to-top-right scroll-show-mobile icon" aria-label="Scroll To Top"><svg class="scroll-to-top-icon" aria-hidden="true" role="img" xmlns="http://www.w3.org/2000/svg" width="15" height="15" viewBox="0 0 15 15"><rect width="15" height="15" fill="none"/><path fill="currentColor" d="M2,8.48l-.65-.65a.71.71,0,0,1,0-1L7,1.14a.72.72,0,0,1,1,0l5.69,5.7a.71.71,0,0,1,0,1L13,8.48a.71.71,0,0,1-1,0L8.67,4.94v8.42a.7.7,0,0,1-.7.7H7a.7.7,0,0,1-.7-.7V4.94L3,8.47a.7.7,0,0,1-1,0Z"/></svg></button><footer class="site-footer" id="site-footer" > 620 <div class="hfg_footer"> 621 <div class="footer--row footer-bottom layout-full-contained" 622 id="cb-row--footer-desktop-bottom" 623 data-row-id="bottom" data-show-on="desktop"> 624 <div 625 class="footer--row-inner footer-bottom-inner footer-content-wrap"> 626 <div class="container"> 627 <div 628 class="hfg-grid nv-footer-content hfg-grid-bottom row--wrapper row " 629 data-section="hfg_footer_layout_bottom" > 630 <div class="hfg-slot left"><div class="builder-item cr"><div class="item--inner"><div class="component-wrap"><div><p><a href="https://themeisle.com/themes/neve/" rel="nofollow">Neve</a> | Powered by <a href="https://wordpress.org" rel="nofollow">WordPress</a></p></div></div></div></div></div><div class="hfg-slot c-left"></div><div class="hfg-slot center"></div> </div> 631 </div> 632 </div> 633</div> 634 635 </div> 636</footer> 637 638</div><!--/.wrapper-->
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