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88.has-very-light-gray-to-cyan-bluish-gray-gradient-background{background: var(--wp--preset--gradient--very-light-gray-to-cyan-bluish-gray) !important;}.has-cool-to-warm-spectrum-gradient-background{background: var(--wp--preset--gradient--cool-to-warm-spectrum) !important;}.has-blush-light-purple-gradient-background{background: var(--wp--preset--gradient--blush-light-purple) !important;}.has-blush-bordeaux-gradient-background{background: var(--wp--preset--gradient--blush-bordeaux) !important;}.has-luminous-dusk-gradient-background{background: var(--wp--preset--gradient--luminous-dusk) !important;}.has-pale-ocean-gradient-background{background: var(--wp--preset--gradient--pale-ocean) !important;}.has-electric-grass-gradient-background{background: var(--wp--preset--gradient--electric-grass) !important;}.has-midnight-gradient-background{background: var(--wp--preset--gradient--midnight) !important;}.has-small-font-size{font-size: var(--wp--preset--font-size--small) !important;}.has-medium-font-size{font-size: var(--wp--preset--font-size--medium) !important;}.has-large-font-size{font-size: var(--wp--preset--font-size--large) !important;}.has-x-large-font-size{font-size: var(--wp--preset--font-size--x-large) !important;} 89/*# sourceURL=global-styles-inline-css */ 90</style> 91 92<link rel='stylesheet' id='neve-style-css' href='https://red-skelton.info/wp-content/themes/neve/style-main-new.min.css?ver=4.2.10' media='all' /> 93<style id='neve-style-inline-css'> 94.is-menu-sidebar .header-menu-sidebar { visibility: visible; }.is-menu-sidebar.menu_sidebar_slide_left .header-menu-sidebar { transform: translate3d(0, 0, 0); left: 0; }.is-menu-sidebar.menu_sidebar_slide_right .header-menu-sidebar { transform: translate3d(0, 0, 0); right: 0; }.is-menu-sidebar.menu_sidebar_pull_right .header-menu-sidebar, .is-menu-sidebar.menu_sidebar_pull_left .header-menu-sidebar { transform: translateX(0); }.is-menu-sidebar.menu_sidebar_dropdown .header-menu-sidebar { height: auto; }.is-menu-sidebar.menu_sidebar_dropdown .header-menu-sidebar-inner { max-height: 400px; padding: 20px 0; }.is-menu-sidebar.menu_sidebar_full_canvas .header-menu-sidebar { opacity: 1; }.header-menu-sidebar .menu-item-nav-search:not(.floating) { pointer-events: none; }.header-menu-sidebar .menu-item-nav-search .is-menu-sidebar { pointer-events: unset; }@media screen and (max-width: 960px) { .builder-item.cr .item--inner { --textalign: center; --justify: center; } } 95.nv-meta-list li.meta:not(:last-child):after { content:"/" }.nv-meta-list .no-mobile{ 96 display:none; 97 }.nv-meta-list li.last::after{ 98 content: ""!important; 99 }@media (min-width: 769px) { 100 .nv-meta-list .no-mobile { 101 display: inline-block; 102 } 103 .nv-meta-list li.last:not(:last-child)::after { 104 content: "/" !important; 105 } 106 } 107 :root{ --container: 748px;--postwidth:100%; --primarybtnbg: var(--nv-primary-accent); --primarybtnhoverbg: var(--nv-primary-accent); --primarybtncolor: #fff; --secondarybtncolor: var(--nv-primary-accent); --primarybtnhovercolor: #fff; --secondarybtnhovercolor: var(--nv-primary-accent);--primarybtnborderradius:3px;--secondarybtnborderradius:3px;--secondarybtnborderwidth:3px;--btnpadding:13px 15px;--primarybtnpadding:13px 15px;--secondarybtnpadding:calc(13px - 3px) calc(15px - 3px); --bodyfontfamily: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif; --bodyfontsize: 15px; --bodylineheight: 1.6; --bodyletterspacing: 0px; --bodyfontweight: 400; --h1fontsize: 36px; --h1fontweight: 700; --h1lineheight: 1.2; --h1letterspacing: 0px; --h1texttransform: none; --h2fontsize: 28px; --h2fontweight: 700; --h2lineheight: 1.3; --h2letterspacing: 0px; --h2texttransform: none; --h3fontsize: 24px; --h3fontweight: 700; --h3lineheight: 1.4; --h3letterspacing: 0px; --h3texttransform: none; --h4fontsize: 20px; --h4fontweight: 700; --h4lineheight: 1.6; --h4letterspacing: 0px; --h4texttransform: none; --h5fontsize: 16px; --h5fontweight: 700; --h5lineheight: 1.6; --h5letterspacing: 0px; --h5texttransform: none; --h6fontsize: 14px; --h6fontweight: 700; --h6lineheight: 1.6; --h6letterspacing: 0px; --h6texttransform: none;--formfieldborderwidth:2px;
107--formfieldborderradius:3px; --formfieldbgcolor: var(--nv-site-bg); --formfieldbordercolor: #dddddd; --formfieldcolor: var(--nv-text-color);--formfieldpadding:10px 12px; } .nv-post-thumbnail-wrap img{ aspect-ratio: 4/3; object-fit: cover; } .layout-grid .nv-post-thumbnail-wrap{ margin-right:-25px;margin-left:-25px; } .nv-index-posts{ --borderradius:8px;--padding:25px 25px 25px 25px;--cardboxshadow:0 0 2px 0 rgba(0,0,0,0.15); --cardbgcolor: var(--nv-site-bg); --cardcolor: var(--nv-text-color); } .single-post-container .alignfull > [class*="__inner-container"], .single-post-container .alignwide > [class*="__inner-container"]{ max-width:718px } .nv-meta-list{ --avatarsize: 20px; } .single .nv-meta-list{ --avatarsize: 20px; } .nv-post-cover{ --height: 250px;--padding:40px 15px;--justify: flex-start; --textalign: left; --valign: center; } .nv-post-cover .nv-title-meta-wrap, .nv-page-title-wrap, .entry-header{ --textalign: left; } .nv-is-boxed.nv-title-meta-wrap{ --padding:40px 15px; --bgcolor: var(--nv-dark-bg); } .nv-overlay{ --opacity: 50; --blendmode: normal; } .nv-is-boxed.nv-comments-wrap{ --padding:20px; } .nv-is-boxed.comment-respond{ --padding:20px; } .single:not(.single-product), .page{ --c-vspace:0 0 0 0;; } .scroll-to-top{ --color: var(--nv-text-dark-bg);--padding:8px 10px; --borderradius: 3px; --bgcolor: var(--nv-primary-accent); --hovercolor: var(--nv-text-dark-bg); --hoverbgcolor: var(--nv-primary-accent);--size:16px; } .global-styled{ --bgcolor: var(--nv-site-bg); } .header-top{ --rowbcolor: var(--nv-light-bg); --color: var(--nv-text-color); --bgcolor: var(--nv-site-bg); } .header-main{ --rowbcolor: var(--nv-light-bg); --color: var(--nv-text-color); --bgcolor: var(--nv-site-bg); } .header-bottom{ --rowbcolor: var(--nv-light-bg); --color: var(--nv-text-color); --bgcolor: var(--nv-site-bg); } .header-menu-sidebar-bg{ --justify: flex-start; --textalign: left;--flexg: 1;--wrapdropdownwidth: auto; --color: var(--nv-text-color); --bgcolor: var(--nv-site-bg); } .header-menu-sidebar{ width: 360px; } .builder-item--logo{ --maxwidth: 120px; --fs: 24px;--padding:10px 0;--margin:0; --textalign: left;--justify: flex-start; } .builder-item--nav-icon,.header-menu-sidebar .close-sidebar-panel .navbar-toggle{ --borderradius:0; } .builder-item--nav-icon{ --label-margin:0 5px 0 0;;--padding:10px 15px;--margin:0; } .builder-item--primary-menu{ --hovercolor: var(--nv-secondary-accent); --hovertextcolor: var(--nv-text-color); --activecolor: var(--nv-primary-accent); --spacing: 20px; --height: 25px;--padding:0;--margin:0; --fontsize: 1em; --lineheight: 1.6; --letterspacing: 0px; --fontweight: 500; --texttransform: none; --iconsize: 1em; } .hfg-is-group.has-primary-menu .inherit-ff{ --inheritedfw: 500; } .footer-top-inner .row{ grid-template-columns:1fr 1fr 1fr; --valign: flex-start; } .footer-top{ --rowbcolor: var(--nv-light-bg); --color: var(--nv-text-color); --bgcolor: var(--nv-site-bg); } .footer-main-inner .row{ grid-template-columns:1fr 1fr 1fr; --valign: flex-start; } .footer-main{ --rowbcolor: var(--nv-light-bg); --color: var(--nv-text-color); --bgcolor: var(--nv-site-bg); } .footer-bottom-inner .row{ grid-template-columns:1fr 1fr 1fr; --valign: flex-start; } .footer-bottom{ --rowbcolor: var(--nv-light-bg); --color: var(--nv-text-dark-bg); --bgcolor: var(--nv-dark-bg); } @media(min-width: 576px){ :root{ --container: 992px;--postwidth:50%;--btnpadding:13px 15px;--primarybtnpadding:13px 15px;--secondarybtnpadding:calc(13px - 3px) calc(15px - 3px); --bodyfontsize: 16px; --bodylineheight: 1.6; --bodyletterspacing: 0px; --h1fontsize: 38px; --h1lineheight: 1.2; --h1letterspacing: 0px; --h2fontsize: 30px; --h2lineheight: 1.2; --h2letterspacing: 0px; --h3fontsize: 26px; --h3lineheight: 1.4; --h3letterspacing: 0px; --h4fontsize: 22px; --h4lineheight: 1.5; --h4letterspacing: 0px; --h5fontsize: 18px; --h5lineheight: 1.6; --h5letterspacing: 0px; --h6fontsize: 14px; --h6lineheight: 1.6; --h6letterspacing: 0px; } .layout-grid .nv-post-thumbnail-wrap{ margin-right:-25px;margin-left:-25px; }
107 .nv-index-posts{ --padding:25px 25px 25px 25px; } .single-post-container .alignfull > [class*="__inner-container"], .single-post-container .alignwide > [class*="__inner-container"]{ max-width:962px } .nv-meta-list{ --avatarsize: 20px; } .single .nv-meta-list{ --avatarsize: 20px; } .nv-post-cover{ --height: 320px;--padding:60px 30px;--justify: flex-start; --textalign: left; --valign: center; } .nv-post-cover .nv-title-meta-wrap, .nv-page-title-wrap, .entry-header{ --textalign: left; } .nv-is-boxed.nv-title-meta-wrap{ --padding:60px 30px; } .nv-is-boxed.nv-comments-wrap{ --padding:30px; } .nv-is-boxed.comment-respond{ --padding:30px; } .single:not(.single-product), .page{ --c-vspace:0 0 0 0;; } .scroll-to-top{ --padding:8px 10px;--size:16px; } .header-menu-sidebar-bg{ --justify: flex-start; --textalign: left;--flexg: 1;--wrapdropdownwidth: auto; } .header-menu-sidebar{ width: 360px; } .builder-item--logo{ --maxwidth: 120px; --fs: 24px;--padding:10px 0;--margin:0; --textalign: left;--justify: flex-start; } .builder-item--nav-icon{ --label-margin:0 5px 0 0;;--padding:10px 15px;--margin:0; } .builder-item--primary-menu{ --spacing: 20px; --height: 25px;--padding:0;--margin:0; --fontsize: 1em; --lineheight: 1.6; --letterspacing: 0px; --iconsize: 1em; } }@media(min-width: 960px){ :root{ --container: 1170px;--postwidth:33.333333333333%;--btnpadding:13px 15px;--primarybtnpadding:13px 15px;--secondarybtnpadding:calc(13px - 3px) calc(15px - 3px); --bodyfontsize: 16px; --bodylineheight: 1.7; --bodyletterspacing: 0px; --h1fontsize: 40px; --h1lineheight: 1.1; --h1letterspacing: 0px; --h2fontsize: 32px; --h2lineheight: 1.2; --h2letterspacing: 0px; --h3fontsize: 28px; --h3lineheight: 1.4; --h3letterspacing: 0px; --h4fontsize: 24px; --h4lineheight: 1.5; --h4letterspacing: 0px; --h5fontsize: 20px; --h5lineheight: 1.6; --h5letterspacing: 0px; --h6fontsize: 16px; --h6lineheight: 1.6; --h6letterspacing: 0px; } .layout-grid .nv-post-thumbnail-wrap{ margin-right:-25px;margin-left:-25px; }
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588who had been through the mill and the Army had given me the job to cheer ’em up with my usual corny jokes. They laughed all right, these fellows; but I wasn’t laughing.</p> 589 590 591 592<p>“How do you feel about this business of racial and religious prejudice?” I asked them.</p> 593 594 595 596<p>“Who, us?” They looked at me surprised. “Listen, Red, out here in combat areas there ain’t no such thing as a different race or religion or color. We’re buddies, see. You don’t ask the guy who picks you up when you’re hurt and who risks his life to get you back to safety: ‘Hey, feller, are you a Jew?’ Or the guy who bayoneted a Nazi just as he was about to rub you out: ‘Pardon me, sir! Where did your folks come from?’ We know the score.”</p> 597 598 599 600<p>“That’s right, Red,” chimed in another. “But we’re worried about when we get home. The folks back home â some of them, at least â still don’t know the score. Will you tell ’em for us how we feel? We don’t want when we get back into civvies to hear the same old Hitler tripe.”</p> 601 602 603 604<p>I forgot to pull that swell joke I was saving for the end. “I sure will, fellows,” I said.</p> 605 606 607 608<p>That’s why I’m telling you this now. I’m speaking for the fellows who went through the mill. Next time you hear someone say: “Oh, he’s a Jew!” or “We don’t like Catholics!” think of those wounded boys in the hospital, and tell off that trouble-raising guy as best you know how.</p> 609 610 611 612<p>You’ll be doing the soldiers a favor; and you’d be doing the America we all love a greater favor.</p> 613 614 615 616<p>Faithfully,</p> 617 618 619 620<p>Red Skelton</p> 621<div class="sharedaddy sd-sharing-enabled"><div class="robots-nocontent sd-block sd-social sd-social-icon-text sd-sharing"><h3 class="sd-title">Share this:</h3><div class="sd-content"><ul><li class="share-facebook"><a rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" 622 data-shared="sharing-facebook-3485" 623 class="share-facebook sd-button share-icon" 624 href="https://red-skelton.info/blog/this-is-no-joke/?share=facebook" 625 target="_blank" 626 aria-labelledby="sharing-facebook-3485" 627 > 628 <span id="sharing-facebook-3485" hidden>Share on Facebook (Opens in new window)</span> 629 <span>Facebook</span> 630 </a></li><li class="share-x"><a rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" 631 data-shared="sharing-x-3485" 632 class="share-x sd-button share-icon" 633 href="https://red-skelton.info/blog/this-is-no-joke/?share=x" 634 target="_blank" 635 aria-labelledby="sharing-x-3485" 636 > 637 <span id="sharing-x-3485" hidden>Share on X (Opens in new window)</span> 638 <span>X</span> 639 </a></li><li class="share-end"></li></ul></div></div></div><div class='sharedaddy sd-block sd-like jetpack-likes-widget-wrapper jetpack-likes-widget-unloaded' id='like-post-wrapper-80379949-3485-6abfaf7280194' data-src='https://widgets.wp.com/likes/?ver=16.1.3#blog_id=80379949&post_id=3485&origin=red-skelton.info&obj_id=80379949-3485-6abfaf7280194' data-name='like-post-frame-80379949-3485-6abfaf7280194' data-title='Like or Reblog'><h3 class="sd-title">Like this:</h3><div class='likes-widget-placeholder post-likes-widget-placeholder' style='height: 55px;'><span class='button'><span>Like</span></span> <span class="loading"><svg class="jetpack-spinner" width="18" height="18" viewBox="0 0 100 100" xmlns="http://www.w3.org/2000/svg" aria-hidden="true" focusable="false"><circle cx="50" cy="50" r="46" fill="none" stroke="#ddd" stroke-width="8"/><path d="M 50 4 A 46 46 0 0 1 96 50" fill="none" stroke="currentColor" stroke-width="8" stroke-linecap="round"><animateTransform attributeName="transform" type="rotate" dur="1.4s" from="0 50 50" to="360 50 50" repeatCount="indefinite"/></path></svg><span class="screen-reader-text">Loadingâ¦</span></span></div><span class='sd-text-color'></span><a class='sd-link-color'></a></div> 640<div id='jp-relatedposts' class='jp-relatedposts' > 641 642</div></div> 643<div id="comments" class="comments-area"> 644 </div> 645 </article> 646 </div> 647 </div> 648 649</main><!--/.neve-main--> 650 651<button tabindex="0" id="scroll-to-top" class="scroll-to-top scroll-to-top-right scroll-sh
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