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88.has-very-light-gray-to-cyan-bluish-gray-gradient-background{background: var(--wp--preset--gradient--very-light-gray-to-cyan-bluish-gray) !important;}.has-cool-to-warm-spectrum-gradient-background{background: var(--wp--preset--gradient--cool-to-warm-spectrum) !important;}.has-blush-light-purple-gradient-background{background: var(--wp--preset--gradient--blush-light-purple) !important;}.has-blush-bordeaux-gradient-background{background: var(--wp--preset--gradient--blush-bordeaux) !important;}.has-luminous-dusk-gradient-background{background: var(--wp--preset--gradient--luminous-dusk) !important;}.has-pale-ocean-gradient-background{background: var(--wp--preset--gradient--pale-ocean) !important;}.has-electric-grass-gradient-background{background: var(--wp--preset--gradient--electric-grass) !important;}.has-midnight-gradient-background{background: var(--wp--preset--gradient--midnight) !important;}.has-small-font-size{font-size: var(--wp--preset--font-size--small) !important;}.has-medium-font-size{font-size: var(--wp--preset--font-size--medium) !important;}.has-large-font-size{font-size: var(--wp--preset--font-size--large) !important;}.has-x-large-font-size{font-size: var(--wp--preset--font-size--x-large) !important;}
89/*# sourceURL=global-styles-inline-css */
90</style>
91
92<link rel='stylesheet' id='neve-style-css' href='https://red-skelton.info/wp-content/themes/neve/style-main-new.min.css?ver=4.2.10' media='all' />
93<style id='neve-style-inline-css'>
94.is-menu-sidebar .header-menu-sidebar { visibility: visible; }.is-menu-sidebar.menu_sidebar_slide_left .header-menu-sidebar { transform: translate3d(0, 0, 0); left: 0; }.is-menu-sidebar.menu_sidebar_slide_right .header-menu-sidebar { transform: translate3d(0, 0, 0); right: 0; }.is-menu-sidebar.menu_sidebar_pull_right .header-menu-sidebar, .is-menu-sidebar.menu_sidebar_pull_left .header-menu-sidebar { transform: translateX(0); }.is-menu-sidebar.menu_sidebar_dropdown .header-menu-sidebar { height: auto; }.is-menu-sidebar.menu_sidebar_dropdown .header-menu-sidebar-inner { max-height: 400px; padding: 20px 0; }.is-menu-sidebar.menu_sidebar_full_canvas .header-menu-sidebar { opacity: 1; }.header-menu-sidebar .menu-item-nav-search:not(.floating) { pointer-events: none; }.header-menu-sidebar .menu-item-nav-search .is-menu-sidebar { pointer-events: unset; }@media screen and (max-width: 960px) { .builder-item.cr .item--inner { --textalign: center; --justify: center; } }
95.nv-meta-list li.meta:not(:last-child):after { content:"/" }.nv-meta-list .no-mobile{
96			display:none;
97		}.nv-meta-list li.last::after{
98			content: ""!important;
99		}@media (min-width: 769px) {
100			.nv-meta-list .no-mobile {
101				display: inline-block;
102			}
103			.nv-meta-list li.last:not(:last-child)::after {
104		 		content: "/" !important;
105			}
106		}
107 :root{ --container: 748px;--postwidth:100%; --primarybtnbg: var(--nv-primary-accent); --primarybtnhoverbg: var(--nv-primary-accent); --primarybtncolor: #fff; --secondarybtncolor: var(--nv-primary-accent); --primarybtnhovercolor: #fff; --secondarybtnhovercolor: var(--nv-primary-accent);--primarybtnborderradius:3px;--secondarybtnborderradius:3px;--secondarybtnborderwidth:3px;--btnpadding:13px 15px;--primarybtnpadding:13px 15px;--secondarybtnpadding:calc(13px - 3px) calc(15px - 3px); --bodyfontfamily: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif; --bodyfontsize: 15px; --bodylineheight: 1.6; --bodyletterspacing: 0px; --bodyfontweight: 400; --h1fontsize: 36px; --h1fontweight: 700; --h1lineheight: 1.2; --h1letterspacing: 0px; --h1texttransform: none; --h2fontsize: 28px; --h2fontweight: 700; --h2lineheight: 1.3; --h2letterspacing: 0px; --h2texttransform: none; --h3fontsize: 24px; --h3fontweight: 700; --h3lineheight: 1.4; --h3letterspacing: 0px; --h3texttransform: none; --h4fontsize: 20px; --h4fontweight: 700; --h4lineheight: 1.6; --h4letterspacing: 0px; --h4texttransform: none; --h5fontsize: 16px; --h5fontweight: 700; --h5lineheight: 1.6; --h5letterspacing: 0px; --h5texttransform: none; --h6fontsize: 14px; --h6fontweight: 700; --h6lineheight: 1.6; --h6letterspacing: 0px; --h6texttransform: none;--formfieldborderwidth:2px;
107--formfieldborderradius:3px; --formfieldbgcolor: var(--nv-site-bg); --formfieldbordercolor: #dddddd; --formfieldcolor: var(--nv-text-color);--formfieldpadding:10px 12px; } .nv-post-thumbnail-wrap img{ aspect-ratio: 4/3; object-fit: cover; } .layout-grid .nv-post-thumbnail-wrap{ margin-right:-25px;margin-left:-25px; } .nv-index-posts{ --borderradius:8px;--padding:25px 25px 25px 25px;--cardboxshadow:0 0 2px 0 rgba(0,0,0,0.15); --cardbgcolor: var(--nv-site-bg); --cardcolor: var(--nv-text-color); } .single-post-container .alignfull > [class*="__inner-container"], .single-post-container .alignwide > [class*="__inner-container"]{ max-width:718px } .nv-meta-list{ --avatarsize: 20px; } .single .nv-meta-list{ --avatarsize: 20px; } .nv-post-cover{ --height: 250px;--padding:40px 15px;--justify: flex-start; --textalign: left; --valign: center; } .nv-post-cover .nv-title-meta-wrap, .nv-page-title-wrap, .entry-header{ --textalign: left; } .nv-is-boxed.nv-title-meta-wrap{ --padding:40px 15px; --bgcolor: var(--nv-dark-bg); } .nv-overlay{ --opacity: 50; --blendmode: normal; } .nv-is-boxed.nv-comments-wrap{ --padding:20px; } .nv-is-boxed.comment-respond{ --padding:20px; } .single:not(.single-product), .page{ --c-vspace:0 0 0 0;; } .scroll-to-top{ --color: var(--nv-text-dark-bg);--padding:8px 10px; --borderradius: 3px; --bgcolor: var(--nv-primary-accent); --hovercolor: var(--nv-text-dark-bg); --hoverbgcolor: var(--nv-primary-accent);--size:16px; } .global-styled{ --bgcolor: var(--nv-site-bg); } .header-top{ --rowbcolor: var(--nv-light-bg); --color: var(--nv-text-color); --bgcolor: var(--nv-site-bg); } .header-main{ --rowbcolor: var(--nv-light-bg); --color: var(--nv-text-color); --bgcolor: var(--nv-site-bg); } .header-bottom{ --rowbcolor: var(--nv-light-bg); --color: var(--nv-text-color); --bgcolor: var(--nv-site-bg); } .header-menu-sidebar-bg{ --justify: flex-start; --textalign: left;--flexg: 1;--wrapdropdownwidth: auto; --color: var(--nv-text-color); --bgcolor: var(--nv-site-bg); } .header-menu-sidebar{ width: 360px; } .builder-item--logo{ --maxwidth: 120px; --fs: 24px;--padding:10px 0;--margin:0; --textalign: left;--justify: flex-start; } .builder-item--nav-icon,.header-menu-sidebar .close-sidebar-panel .navbar-toggle{ --borderradius:0; } .builder-item--nav-icon{ --label-margin:0 5px 0 0;;--padding:10px 15px;--margin:0; } .builder-item--primary-menu{ --hovercolor: var(--nv-secondary-accent); --hovertextcolor: var(--nv-text-color); --activecolor: var(--nv-primary-accent); --spacing: 20px; --height: 25px;--padding:0;--margin:0; --fontsize: 1em; --lineheight: 1.6; --letterspacing: 0px; --fontweight: 500; --texttransform: none; --iconsize: 1em; } .hfg-is-group.has-primary-menu .inherit-ff{ --inheritedfw: 500; } .footer-top-inner .row{ grid-template-columns:1fr 1fr 1fr; --valign: flex-start; } .footer-top{ --rowbcolor: var(--nv-light-bg); --color: var(--nv-text-color); --bgcolor: var(--nv-site-bg); } .footer-main-inner .row{ grid-template-columns:1fr 1fr 1fr; --valign: flex-start; } .footer-main{ --rowbcolor: var(--nv-light-bg); --color: var(--nv-text-color); --bgcolor: var(--nv-site-bg); } .footer-bottom-inner .row{ grid-template-columns:1fr 1fr 1fr; --valign: flex-start; } .footer-bottom{ --rowbcolor: var(--nv-light-bg); --color: var(--nv-text-dark-bg); --bgcolor: var(--nv-dark-bg); } @media(min-width: 576px){ :root{ --container: 992px;--postwidth:50%;--btnpadding:13px 15px;--primarybtnpadding:13px 15px;--secondarybtnpadding:calc(13px - 3px) calc(15px - 3px); --bodyfontsize: 16px; --bodylineheight: 1.6; --bodyletterspacing: 0px; --h1fontsize: 38px; --h1lineheight: 1.2; --h1letterspacing: 0px; --h2fontsize: 30px; --h2lineheight: 1.2; --h2letterspacing: 0px; --h3fontsize: 26px; --h3lineheight: 1.4; --h3letterspacing: 0px; --h4fontsize: 22px; --h4lineheight: 1.5; --h4letterspacing: 0px; --h5fontsize: 18px; --h5lineheight: 1.6; --h5letterspacing: 0px; --h6fontsize: 14px; --h6lineheight: 1.6; --h6letterspacing: 0px; } .layout-grid .nv-post-thumbnail-wrap{ margin-right:-25px;margin-left:-25px; }
107 .nv-index-posts{ --padding:25px 25px 25px 25px; } .single-post-container .alignfull > [class*="__inner-container"], .single-post-container .alignwide > [class*="__inner-container"]{ max-width:962px } .nv-meta-list{ --avatarsize: 20px; } .single .nv-meta-list{ --avatarsize: 20px; } .nv-post-cover{ --height: 320px;--padding:60px 30px;--justify: flex-start; --textalign: left; --valign: center; } .nv-post-cover .nv-title-meta-wrap, .nv-page-title-wrap, .entry-header{ --textalign: left; } .nv-is-boxed.nv-title-meta-wrap{ --padding:60px 30px; } .nv-is-boxed.nv-comments-wrap{ --padding:30px; } .nv-is-boxed.comment-respond{ --padding:30px; } .single:not(.single-product), .page{ --c-vspace:0 0 0 0;; } .scroll-to-top{ --padding:8px 10px;--size:16px; } .header-menu-sidebar-bg{ --justify: flex-start; --textalign: left;--flexg: 1;--wrapdropdownwidth: auto; } .header-menu-sidebar{ width: 360px; } .builder-item--logo{ --maxwidth: 120px; --fs: 24px;--padding:10px 0;--margin:0; --textalign: left;--justify: flex-start; } .builder-item--nav-icon{ --label-margin:0 5px 0 0;;--padding:10px 15px;--margin:0; } .builder-item--primary-menu{ --spacing: 20px; --height: 25px;--padding:0;--margin:0; --fontsize: 1em; --lineheight: 1.6; --letterspacing: 0px; --iconsize: 1em; } }@media(min-width: 960px){ :root{ --container: 1170px;--postwidth:33.333333333333%;--btnpadding:13px 15px;--primarybtnpadding:13px 15px;--secondarybtnpadding:calc(13px - 3px) calc(15px - 3px); --bodyfontsize: 16px; --bodylineheight: 1.7; --bodyletterspacing: 0px; --h1fontsize: 40px; --h1lineheight: 1.1; --h1letterspacing: 0px; --h2fontsize: 32px; --h2lineheight: 1.2; --h2letterspacing: 0px; --h3fontsize: 28px; --h3lineheight: 1.4; --h3letterspacing: 0px; --h4fontsize: 24px; --h4lineheight: 1.5; --h4letterspacing: 0px; --h5fontsize: 20px; --h5lineheight: 1.6; --h5letterspacing: 0px; --h6fontsize: 16px; --h6lineheight: 1.6; --h6letterspacing: 0px; } .layout-grid .nv-post-thumbnail-wrap{ margin-right:-25px;margin-left:-25px; }
107 .nv-index-posts{ --padding:25px 25px 25px 25px; } body:not(.single):not(.archive):not(.blog):not(.search):not(.error404) .neve-main > .container .col, body.post-type-archive-course .neve-main > .container .col, body.post-type-archive-llms_membership .neve-main > .container .col{ max-width: 75%; } body:not(.single):not(.archive):not(.blog):not(.search):not(.error404) .nv-sidebar-wrap, body.post-type-archive-course .nv-sidebar-wrap, body.post-type-archive-llms_membership .nv-sidebar-wrap{ max-width: 25%; } .neve-main > .archive-container .nv-index-posts.col{ max-width: 75%; } .neve-main > .archive-container .nv-sidebar-wrap{ max-width: 25%; } .neve-main > .single-post-container .nv-single-post-wrap.col{ max-width: 70%; } .single-post-container .alignfull > [class*="__inner-container"], .single-post-container .alignwide > [class*="__inner-container"]{ max-width:789px } .container-fluid.single-post-container .alignfull > [class*="__inner-container"], .container-fluid.single-post-container .alignwide > [class*="__inner-container"]{ max-width:calc(70% + 15px) } .neve-main > .single-post-container .nv-sidebar-wrap{ max-width: 30%; } .nv-meta-list{ --avatarsize: 20px; } .single .nv-meta-list{ --avatarsize: 20px; } .nv-post-cover{ --height: 400px;--padding:60px 40px;--justify: flex-start; --textalign: left; --valign: center; } .nv-post-cover .nv-title-meta-wrap, .nv-page-title-wrap, .entry-header{ --textal
107ign: left; } .nv-is-boxed.nv-title-meta-wrap{ --padding:60px 40px; } .nv-is-boxed.nv-comments-wrap{ --padding:40px; } .nv-is-boxed.comment-respond{ --padding:40px; } .single:not(.single-product), .page{ --c-vspace:0 0 0 0;; } .scroll-to-top{ --padding:8px 10px;--size:16px; } .header-menu-sidebar-bg{ --justify: flex-start; --textalign: left;--flexg: 1;--wrapdropdownwidth: auto; } .header-menu-sidebar{ width: 360px; } .builder-item--logo{ --maxwidth: 120px; --fs: 24px;--padding:10px 0;--margin:0; --textalign: left;--justify: flex-start; } .builder-item--nav-icon{ --label-margin:0 5px 0 0;;--padding:10px 15px;--margin:0; } .builder-item--primary-menu{ --spacing: 20px; --height: 25px;--padding:0;--margin:0; --fontsize: 1em; --lineheight: 1.6; --letterspacing: 0px; --iconsize: 1em; } }.scroll-to-top {right: 20px; border: none; position: fixed; bottom: 30px; display: none; opacity: 0; visibility: hidden; transition: opacity 0.3s ease-in-out, visibility 0.3s ease-in-out; align-items: center; justify-content: center; z-index: 999; } @supports (-webkit-overflow-scrolling: touch) { .scroll-to-top { bottom: 74px; } } .scroll-to-top.image { background-position: center; } .scroll-to-top .scroll-to-top-image { width: 100%; height: 100%; } .scroll-to-top .scroll-to-top-label { margin: 0; padding: 5px; } .scroll-to-top:hover { text-decoration: none; } .scroll-to-top.scroll-to-top-left {left: 20px; right: unset;} .scroll-to-top.scroll-show-mobile { display: flex; } @media (min-width: 960px) { .scroll-to-top { display: flex; } }.scroll-to-top { color: var(--color); padding: var(--padding); border-radius: var(--borderradius); background: var(--bgcolor); } .scroll-to-top:hover, .scroll-to-top:focus { color: var(--hovercolor); background: var(--hoverbgcolor); } .scroll-to-top-icon, .scroll-to-top.image .scroll-to-top-image { width: var(--size); height: var(--size); } .scroll-to-top-image { background-image: var(--bgimage); background-size: cover; }:root{--nv-primary-accent:#2f5aae;--nv-secondary-accent:#2f5aae;--nv-site-bg:#ffffff;--nv-light-bg:#f4f5f7;--nv-dark-bg:#121212;--nv-text-color:#272626;--nv-text-dark-bg:#ffffff;--nv-c-1:#9463ae;--nv-c-2:#be574b;--nv-fallback-ff:Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;}
108/*# sourceURL=neve-style-inline-css */
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429Red Skelton’s Funny Faces III</a></div></li>
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563				<div class="entry-header" ><div class="nv-title-meta-wrap"><h1 class="title entry-title">This is No Joke</h1><ul class="nv-meta-list"><li  class="meta author vcard "><span class="author-name fn">by <a href="https://red-skelton.info/author/tfraymond/" title="Posts by tfraymond" rel="author">tfraymond</a></span></li><li class="meta date posted-on "><time class="entry-date published" datetime="2020-09-28T16:35:00-07:00" content="2020-09-28">September 28, 2020</time><time class="updated" datetime="2023-01-27T13:24:05-08:00">January 27, 2023</time></li></ul></div></div><div class="nv-content-wrap entry-content">
564<p><a href="https://red-skelton.info/biographies/red-skelton-biography/">Red Skelton</a> wrote &#8220;<em>This Is No Joke</em>&#8221; during his first year in the Army. It was published in the September 1946 issue of Classic Comics. This photo of the column was taken at <a href="https://redskeltonmuseum.org" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">the Red Skelton Museum</a> in Vincennes.  I originally found this at <a href="https://www.kpcnews.com/opinions/article_ee3dfc6c-af6e-5f41-a3a8-6b0bd2e82da9.html" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">KPCnews.com</a></p>
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576<p>I&#8217;m in the Army now. I&#8217;ve been in for more than a year. Back home I thought I knew America. I took the Declaration of Independence for granted, and the Bill of Rights. I took democracy for granted, and all our great freedoms. Because in my field a man was taken for what he was — and no one gave a moment&#8217;s thought as to whether he was a Christian or a Jew, a white or a Negro, a Protestant or a Catholic — I thought that held good for all America.</p>
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584<p>But the boys said to me: &#8220;If that&#8217;s what fascism is, then we know some people back home who are fascists. For they try to do exactly what Hitler and Musso did before they got bumped off. They&#8217;re always yelling about Catholics or Jews or foreign-born or Negroes being no good. What are we fighting here in Europe for if those stay-at-home birds go on pulling the same stuff like Hitler did?&#8221;</p>
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588who had been through the mill and the Army had given me the job to cheer &#8217;em up with my usual corny jokes. They laughed all right, these fellows; but I wasn&#8217;t laughing.</p>
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592<p>&#8220;How do you feel about this business of racial and religious prejudice?&#8221; I asked them.</p>
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596<p>&#8220;Who, us?&#8221; They looked at me surprised. &#8220;Listen, Red, out here in combat areas there ain&#8217;t no such thing as a different race or religion or color. We&#8217;re buddies, see. You don&#8217;t ask the guy who picks you up when you&#8217;re hurt and who risks his life to get you back to safety: &#8216;Hey, feller, are you a Jew?&#8217; Or the guy who bayoneted a Nazi just as he was about to rub you out: &#8216;Pardon me, sir! Where did your folks come from?&#8217; We know the score.&#8221;</p>
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600<p>&#8220;That&#8217;s right, Red,&#8221; chimed in another. &#8220;But we&#8217;re worried about when we get home. The folks back home — some of them, at least — still don&#8217;t know the score. Will you tell &#8217;em for us how we feel? We don&#8217;t want when we get back into civvies to hear the same old Hitler tripe.&#8221;</p>
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604<p>I forgot to pull that swell joke I was saving for the end. &#8220;I sure will, fellows,&#8221; I said.</p>
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