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66	<p><b><a href="news/"><span class="subtitle3">Latest Headlines:</span></a></b><br>
67		<p><a href="http://gwally.com/news/000946.php"><b>Cal Booster Fail</b></a></p>
68	<p>I think Dr Pepper and Pepsi were trying to do a pro-Cal display for the upcoming UC-Stanford game.</p>	
69		<p class="extended"><a href="http://gwally.com/news/000946.php#more">more...</a></p>
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71	<p><a href="http://gwally.com/news/000945.php"><b>Forget the Staycation, try a steak-cation</b></a></p>
72	<p>A few friends of mine are talking about going on a staycation. This brings to mind flying around the world to special steakhouses to try rib-eyes and other steak goodness.</p>	
73		<p class="extended"><a href="http://gwally.com/news/000945.php#more">more...</a></p>
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79	<p><span class="subtitle3"><a href="http://arfarfarf.com/review/">Camping Product Reviews</a></span><br />
80	Planet Wally is reviewing products that are perfect for camping and tailgate parties.</p>
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84	<p><span class="subtitle3"><a href="tests/">Personality Tests</a></span><br>
85	We have a large collection of Personality tests to help you gauge how messed up you are.<br>
86			<p><a href="/tests/"><b>Have You Been Everywhere?</b></a><br />
87	Johnny Cash has a song, "I've Been Everywhere. We love the song, love to travel, so we created a little test to let people compare where they have been with Johnny and see how they stack up. <span class="extended"><a href="tests/">more...</a></span></p>
88	<p><a href="/tests/"><b>Do you hear what I hear?</b></a><br />
89	Do melodies have a colour? Take part in this experiment to test whether you hear colors. The test reveals a little about the person taking it, but does not offer any deep insights as other tests do. Requires Flash 5. <span class="extended"><a href="tests/">more...</a></span></p>
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95	<p><a href="http://www.arfarfarf.com/fire/"><span class="subtitle3">Fire & Fire Safety</span></a><br><br>
96	Wally also has collected great information for anyone who wants to work with fire as an art form. Or information for people who are out jackassing around. Learn techniques on how work with fire safely and with style. We have information on <a href="http://www.arfarfarf.com/fire/">Fire Safety</a>, including the proper attire, <a href="http://www.arfarfarf.com/msds/">MSDS Sheets</a> for more information on flammable liquids and metals and helpful information when working with <a href="http://www.arfarfarf.com/fire/">Propane</a>.</p>
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100	<p><a href="avatars/"><span class="subtitle3">Avatar Collection</span></a><br>
101	A unique and strange collection of unique avatars for use in Web discussion forums. Most are sized at 150 x 150 pixels and all of them are free.<br>
102		<div align="center">	<p align="center"><a href="http://gwally.com/avatars/"><b>Devil & Cauldron</b><br>
103	<img src="http://gwally.com/avatars/images/devilcauldronavatar.jpg" border="0" width="150" height="150" alt="avatar: Halloween: Devil with Cauldron" /></a><br>
104<a href="http://gwally.com/avatars/"><i>More Avatars --&raquo;</i></a></p>
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109	<p><a href="http://sleazeguide.com/prices/"><span class="subtitle3">Sleaze Price Index</span></a><br>
110	Curiosity has driven us to find out what prices for various naughty things run around the world.</p>
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114	<p><a href="avatars/"><span class="subtitle3">Trivia Extreme</span></a><br>
115	We're testing a new trivia Web site dedicated to a new take on trivia.<br>
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119	<div align="center"><a href="http://comedyunderground.com"><img src="http://comedyunderground.com/images/culogo.gif" width="200" alt="Comedy Underground" border="0"></a>
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124	<p><span class="subtitle3"><a href="http://wallypranks.com">Wally Pranks!</a></span><br>
125	Wally has created a new Web site focused only on pranks. It's a perfect place to visit to dream up inspiration for any naughty ideas you are planning.
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129<br /><center><a href="http://thepornivale.com"><img src="http://thepornivale.com/images/pornivale_300.jpg" height="250" width="300" border="0" alt="The Pornivale: 70's Porn Parody Party: San Francisco, CA" /></a></center><br />
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135	<p><span class="subtitle3"><a href="gallery/">Gallery Of the Stupid</a></span><br>
136	Wally's humorous photo collection of stupid things.
137	<p><a href="http://gwally.com/gallery/000866.php"><b>Code of Conduct</b></a><br>
138<a href="http://gwally.com/gallery/000866.php"><img alt="Discovery Kingdom Code of Conduct" src="http://gwally.com/gallery/photos/codeofconduct.th.jpg" width="200" border="0" /></a> 
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144	<p><span class="subtitle3"><a href="http://sleazeguide.com/motivation/">Motivational Posters</a></span><br>
145	Wally's own take on motivational, feel-good posters. They are as tasteless as you can imagine.
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178	<p><a href="pranks/"><span class="subtitle3">Wide World of Pranks</span></a></p>
179	<p>We have a huge collection of pranks for home, office, school and evil ones for all occaisions!<br>
180			<p><a href="http://gwally.com/pranks/archives/000938.php"><b>Scratching the Paint</b></a></p>
181	<p>We think this is going way too far and is really evil thing to do.</p>
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183<p>However, the damage is done and it's too good not to share!</p>	
184		<p class="extended"><a href="http://gwally.com/pranks/archives/000938.php#more">more...</a></p>
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186	<p><a href="http://gwally.com/pranks/archives/000937.php"><b>Smiling Turd In Toilet</b></a></p>
187	<p>It's amazing what you can do with brownie mix and a grudge.</p>	
188		<p class="extended"><a href="http://gwally.com/pranks/archives/000937.php#more">more...</a></p>
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193	<p><span class="subtitle3"><a href="/store/">Stickers:</a></span><br>
194	We feature original custom stickers found nowhere else!<br>
195		<div align="center">	<p align="center"><a href="http://gwally.com/store/000358.php"><p><a href="http://gwally.com/store/stickers/fku_gwally.php" onclick="window.open('http://gwally.com/store/stickers/fku_gwally.php','popup','width=330,height=183,scrollbars=no,resizable=no,toolbar=no,directories=no,location=no,menubar=no,status=no,left=0,top=0'); return false"><img src="http://gwally.com/store/stickers/fku_gwally-thumb.gif" width="200" height="110" border="0" /></a><br />
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202	<p><a href="humor/"><span class="subtitle3">Humor Gallery</span></a><br><br>
203	Sometimes you just need a good laugh and here at Planet Wally, we love to deliver.</p>
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205	<p><b><a href="humor/pickuplines.php"><span class="subtitle3">Bad Pick-up Lines</span></a></b><br><br>
206	We have been collecting the best of the worst for years.</p>
207
208	<p><a href="humor/getout.php"><span class="subtitle3">Getting Rid of a One-Night Stand</span></a><br><br>
209	Just in case the bad pick-up line actually works and you realize you made a big mistake. We have the words that will help you get the Neanderthal out the door.</p>
210
211	<p><span class="subtitle3"><a href="insults/">Insult Collection</a></span></p>
212	<p>Do you ever find times when you need a really great insult? I know we do here at Planet Wally. So we sat down and whipped out some really great insults for your enjoyment.</p>
213
214	<p><span class="subtitle3"><a href="http://sleazeguide.com/jokes/">Tasteless Joke Collection</a></span></p>
215	<p>We have no shame. This is a collection of jokes we find to be funny. Sick, twisted, tasteless, without a hint of morality or shame.</p>
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217	<p class="subtitle3">Latest Joke:<br>
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227	<p><a href="http://pyroboy.com"><span class="subtitle3">Pyro Boy</span></a><br><br>
228	Wally Glenn has many interesting hobbies. One of them is blowing himself up with pyrotechnics. No really, we're not kidding! Wally Glenn is the world famous Pyro Boy! Watch Wally set himself ablaze.</p>
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231<p><a href="http://cheapdaveshometheater.com"><span class="subtitle3">Cheap Dave's Home Theater</span></a><br><br>
232	Cheap Dave is an expert at building really great home theater systems for really cheap prices. Get the information you need to get the system you want at a price you can afford.</p>
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235    <td width="24%"><p class="subtitle3">About This Site:</p>
236	<p>On this Web site you will find many things that are located at this URL. How can we do it? Huge amounts of root beer, that's how! See what an empire you can create when under the hypnotic spell of carbonation.</p>
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238	<p><a href="http://arfarfarf.com/dog/"><span class="subtitle3">Dog is my Co-Pilot</span></a></p>
239	<p>A list of dog-friendly parks and places.</p>
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248	Information on this wonderful quirky Seattle icon. It should be part of any trip to Seattle.</p>
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260	<p><a href="http://arfarfarf.com/burningman/"><span class="subtitle3">Burning Man Information</span></a><br>
261Planet Wally has been actively involved in Burning Man for years. Check out some of our information which could be useful to those who attend the event or have curiosity about the event.</p>
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264<p><a href="http://arfarfarf.com/photos/"><span class="subtitle3">Burning Man Photos</span></a></p>
265<div align="center"><a href="http://arfarfarf.com/photos/"><img src="images/burningman_photos_175.jpg" alt="Burning Man" width="200" height="150" border="0"></a></div>
266<p>Photos from the 2005 event.</p>
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268		<p><span class="subtitle3"><a href="directions/">Burning Man Driving Directions</a></span></p>
269		<p>If you live in Washington, Oregon or BC, we have complete driving directions and travel advice on the best ways to get to Black Rock City. Plus, wonderful destinations to visit along the way.</p>
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272		<p><span class="subtitle3"><a href="http://foodist.com">Foodist: Cookbook Reviews</a></span></p>
273		<p>Schuyler Ingle writes incredible reviews of cookbooks. If you like to cook, he is worth reading. <a href="http://foodist.com" target="_blank"><span class="extended">more...</span></a></p>
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276		<p><span class="subtitle3"><a href="http://carlosmencia.org">Carlos Mencia</a></span></p>
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280		<p>Love him or hate him? Carlos Mencia is on our mind. <span class="extended"><a href="http://carlosmencia.org">more...</a></span></p>
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282		<p><span class="subtitle3"><a href="humor/">Naughty Christmas Carols!</a></span></p>
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285		<p>After an extended absense, they are back on the site and ready to offend! <span class="extended"><a href="humor/">more...</a></span></p>
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