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This brings to mind flying around the world to special steakhouses to try rib-eyes and other steak goodness.</p> 73 <p class="extended"><a href="http://gwally.com/news/000945.php#more">more...</a></p> 74 75</p> 76 77 <hr color="#999999" width="55%" align="right"> 78 79 <p><span class="subtitle3"><a href="http://arfarfarf.com/review/">Camping Product Reviews</a></span><br /> 80 Planet Wally is reviewing products that are perfect for camping and tailgate parties.</p> 81 82 <hr color="#999999" width="55%" align="right"> 83 84 <p><span class="subtitle3"><a href="tests/">Personality Tests</a></span><br> 85 We have a large collection of Personality tests to help you gauge how messed up you are.<br> 86 <p><a href="/tests/"><b>Have You Been Everywhere?</b></a><br /> 87 Johnny Cash has a song, "I've Been Everywhere. We love the song, love to travel, so we created a little test to let people compare where they have been with Johnny and see how they stack up. <span class="extended"><a href="tests/">more...</a></span></p> 88 <p><a href="/tests/"><b>Do you hear what I hear?</b></a><br /> 89 Do melodies have a colour? Take part in this experiment to test whether you hear colors. The test reveals a little about the person taking it, but does not offer any deep insights as other tests do. Requires Flash 5. <span class="extended"><a href="tests/">more...</a></span></p> 90</p> 91 92 93 <hr color="#999999" width="220" align="right"> 94 95 <p><a href="http://www.arfarfarf.com/fire/"><span class="subtitle3">Fire & Fire Safety</span></a><br><br> 96 Wally also has collected great information for anyone who wants to work with fire as an art form. Or information for people who are out jackassing around. Learn techniques on how work with fire safely and with style. We have information on <a href="http://www.arfarfarf.com/fire/">Fire Safety</a>, including the proper attire, <a href="http://www.arfarfarf.com/msds/">MSDS Sheets</a> for more information on flammable liquids and metals and helpful information when working with <a href="http://www.arfarfarf.com/fire/">Propane</a>.</p> 97 98 <hr color="#999999" width="220" align="right"> 99 100 <p><a href="avatars/"><span class="subtitle3">Avatar Collection</span></a><br> 101 A unique and strange collection of unique avatars for use in Web discussion forums. 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171 172 </td> 173 </tr> 174</table> 175 176 <hr color="#999999" width="230" align="left"> 177 178 <p><a href="pranks/"><span class="subtitle3">Wide World of Pranks</span></a></p> 179 <p>We have a huge collection of pranks for home, office, school and evil ones for all occaisions!<br> 180 <p><a href="http://gwally.com/pranks/archives/000938.php"><b>Scratching the Paint</b></a></p> 181 <p>We think this is going way too far and is really evil thing to do.</p> 182 183<p>However, the damage is done and it's too good not to share!</p> 184 <p class="extended"><a href="http://gwally.com/pranks/archives/000938.php#more">more...</a></p> 185 186 <p><a href="http://gwally.com/pranks/archives/000937.php"><b>Smiling Turd In Toilet</b></a></p> 187 <p>It's amazing what you can do with brownie mix and a grudge.</p> 188 <p class="extended"><a href="http://gwally.com/pranks/archives/000937.php#more">more...</a></p> 189 190</p> 191 <hr color="#999999" width="230" align="left"> 192 193 <p><span class="subtitle3"><a href="/store/">Stickers:</a></span><br> 194 We feature original custom stickers found nowhere else!<br> 195 <div align="center"> <p align="center"><a href="http://gwally.com/store/000358.php"><p><a href="http://gwally.com/store/stickers/fku_gwally.php" onclick="window.open('http://gwally.com/store/stickers/fku_gwally.php','popup','width=330,height=183,scrollbars=no,resizable=no,toolbar=no,directories=no,location=no,menubar=no,status=no,left=0,top=0'); return false"><img src="http://gwally.com/store/stickers/fku_gwally-thumb.gif" width="200" height="110" border="0" /></a><br /> 196</p></a></p> 197<p class="extended"><a href="store/">more...</a></p> 198</div></p> 199 200 <hr color="#999999" width="230" align="left"> 201 202 <p><a href="humor/"><span class="subtitle3">Humor Gallery</span></a><br><br> 203 Sometimes you just need a good laugh and here at Planet Wally, we love to deliver.</p> 204 205 <p><b><a href="humor/pickuplines.php"><span class="subtitle3">Bad Pick-up Lines</span></a></b><br><br> 206 We have been collecting the best of the worst for years.</p> 207 208 <p><a href="humor/getout.php"><span class="subtitle3">Getting Rid of a One-Night Stand</span></a><br><br> 209 Just in case the bad pick-up line actually works and you realize you made a big mistake. We have the words that will help you get the Neanderthal out the door.</p> 210 211 <p><span class="subtitle3"><a href="insults/">Insult Collection</a></span></p> 212 <p>Do you ever find times when you need a really great insult? I know we do here at Planet Wally. So we sat down and whipped out some really great insults for your enjoyment.</p> 213 214 <p><span class="subtitle3"><a href="http://sleazeguide.com/jokes/">Tasteless Joke Collection</a></span></p> 215 <p>We have no shame. This is a collection of jokes we find to be funny. Sick, twisted, tasteless, without a hint of morality or shame.</p> 216 217 <p class="subtitle3">Latest Joke:<br> 218 <br><a class="extended" href="http://sleazeguide.com/jokes/">MORE...</a> 219 </p> 220 221 <hr color="#999999" width="230" align="left"> 222 <div align="center"> 223 <a href="http://pyroboy.com"><img src="pyroboy/images/1999.jpg" alt="Pyro Boy" width="200" border="0"></a> 224 </div> 225 226 227 <p><a href="http://pyroboy.com"><span class="subtitle3">Pyro Boy</span></a><br><br> 228 Wally Glenn has many interesting hobbies. One of them is blowing himself up with pyrotechnics. No really, we're not kidding! Wally Glenn is the world famous Pyro Boy! Watch Wally set himself ablaze.</p> 229 230 <hr color="#999999" width="230" align="left"> 231<p><a href="http://cheapdaveshometheater.com"><span class="subtitle3">Cheap Dave's Home Theater</span></a><br><br> 232 Cheap Dave is an expert at building really great home theater systems for really cheap prices. Get the information you need to get the system you want at a price you can afford.</p> 233 234 </td> 235 <td width="24%"><p class="subtitle3">About This Site:</p> 236 <p>On this Web site you will find many things that are located at this URL. How can we do it? Huge amounts of root beer, that's how! See what an empire you can create when under the hypnotic spell of carbonation.</p> 237 <hr color="#999999" width="200" align="center"> 238 <p><a href="http://arfarfarf.com/dog/"><span class="subtitle3">Dog is my Co-Pilot</span></a></p> 239 <p>A list of dog-friendly parks and places.</p> 240 241 <hr color="#999999" width="200" align="center"> 242 243 <div align="center"><a href="http://getwally.com"><img src="images/getwallyad.gif" alt="Click Here!" width="160" height="160" border="0"></a></div> 244 245 <hr color="#999999" width="200" align="center"> 246 <p><a href="http://arfarfarf.com/troll/"><span class="subtitle3">Fremont Troll</span></a><br> 247 <a href="http://arfarfarf.com/troll/"><img src="images/troll_200.jpg" alt="Feremont Troll" width="200" height="151" vspace="10" border="0"></a><br> 248 Information on this wonderful quirky Seattle icon. 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